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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
No, I'm concerned; I don't really like violence. I do like watching metaphorical trainwrecks, though, and I think watching someone have a mental health episode is more entertaining than CK begging Brian to go out with her.

And catching things like the metal in the wood clip, him telling Jet that he believes Jet glued metal into the wood, that's gold.
I was trying to be funny (:_( I take back what I said then, thank you for your service.

Lotta bad posts in the thread the past few hours. Think people should stop doomposting and just fucking wait
You're not wrong! we've got 5 more weeks! PLUS YOU ARE CORRECT THAT THIS ISN'T A NORMAL SHOW! as in normal shows we don't get to see downtime. How about this, unless we've invested money into the show, let's keep doomposting to a minimum and be a bit more constructive.

What are good challenge ideas that you guys have? or what would you guys do to try to bring the show back on track if you were the host? Just a hypothetical question to raise our spirits. Give it a chance!

I'll start, perhaps an all-day challenge where you try to capture territory by painting the walls a color that matches yours, you could also paint your color over another contestant's color. It would destroy the house in a fun way :) The audience can use fishtoys that force contestants to leave certain areas or commit to other tasks which makes it impossible for them to try to forcefully guard one area for too long. (yes the fumes are a hazard, these are just ideas so go crazy. Also yes I just lifted this idea from a video game).

There's not much else to discuss in regards to the show at the moment, and most of us are trying to pinpoint the mistakes the show are making that led up to this for some form of cathartic release.
Sorry I'm not SOYJACK FACE for nifty or hopeful that they can pull up from this.
I'm glad you brought up something we can discuss, oh no wait, you are just complaining. :stress:
I appreciate the passion but let's try not to go at eachother's throats until the show gets spicey again, OP wants this show to succeed just as much as you!
 
How about this, unless we've invested money into the show, let's keep doomposting to a minimum and be a bit more constructive.
Haven't redeemed my doompost yet but thank you for the permission. I was stupid as fuck and bought the season pass because I noticed that my pass from last season would expire just after episode 10's release and I would normally stream each uncensored episode to my friends one day after release. Some may say that it was foolish to buy a season pass because of one episode (it was) but I was also expecting this season to not be as rocky as it has been so early on. In the end, it didn't even matter and I never needed to buy the pass since episode 10 went up at the same time on both YouTube and fishtank.live
 
Haven't redeemed my doompost yet but thank you for the permission. I was stupid as fuck and bought the season pass because I noticed that my pass from last season would expire just after episode 10's release and I would normally stream each uncensored episode to my friends one day after release. Some may say that it was foolish to buy a season pass because of one episode (it was) but I was also expecting this season to not be as rocky as it has been so early on. In the end, it didn't even matter and I never needed to buy the pass since episode 10 went up at the same time on both YouTube and fishtank.live
oh shit, I'm so sorry man. Honestly it's such a great thing to share with friends when it works. But you have every right to doompost to infinite, not trying to come off as gatekeeping doomposting mb.
 
Trish and Jimmy are being locked into Bedroom 1 as Jimmy explains The Land Before Time.


Miss Taylor has arrived! She hasn't said anything yet...At all...
Jet is asking the other girls to salvage other clothes that will fit Taylor and Nifty, this explains why he had them wash Meg's clothes.
 
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I'm not doom-posting, I'm gloat-posting because Jet deserves it 1000x worse than myself or anyone anywhere, Kiwifarms, 4chan, reddit are giving to him.
Anyone else remember back when we were saying S2 was feeling like it was being entirely too rushed and that Jet should pace himself and not put the cart before the horse like this whole season has felt like? Probably should have stuck with producing the edited 'episodes' of season 1 before even thinking about season 2, let alone jumping head first into planning and pre-production, but hey, they made money hand over fist that first season so this one was bound to just print money for them again, right?
 
I'll start, perhaps an all-day challenge where you try to capture territory by painting the walls a color that matches yours, you could also paint your color over another contestant's color. It would destroy the house in a fun way :) The audience can use fishtoys that force contestants to leave certain areas or commit to other tasks which makes it impossible for them to try to forcefully guard one area for too long. (yes the fumes are a hazard, these are just ideas so go crazy. Also yes I just lifted this idea from a video game).
nerf war 2: electric boogaloo, for the duration of the war lootboxes for a fish contain shark guards or more powerful weapons
if we're doing mroe athletic challenges, throw in some weird shit like a kendo competition
convert the house into a haunted house overnight, idk how it's a challenge but I think it'd be funny to just shift the house for a day
 
Taylor, who I assume is to add to the girl quota.

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Taylor appears to be Coles replacement as a contestant and not a freeloader, he has been removed from the contestants list and she has been added in his stead, whereas the other contestants that have left remain there and the freeloaders haven't been added.
 
I appreciate the passion but let's try not to go at eachother's throats until the show gets spicey again, OP wants this show to succeed just as much as you!
Anyone in the doomposting mood would benefit from reading this ^ post in full.
You sir, are leading by good Christmas example - also hey there's a new contestant that might have a chance of not being terrible? Time shall tell!
 
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