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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Anyone in the doomposting mood would benefit from reading this ^ post in full.
You sir, are leading by good Christmas example - also hey there's a new contestant that might have a chance of not being terrible? Time shall tell!
s-s-s--s-ssheeee's prettyy p-pp-prettyy n....not s--ssummer she's not summer :(
 
Taylor appears to be Coles replacement as a contestant and not a freeloader, he has been removed from the contestants list and she has been added in his stead, whereas the other contestants that have left remain there and the freeloaders haven't been added.
So they kept the insane bpd woman on the list but removed Cole?
 
Via @Aidan . Shes veey cute and petite, but the nose ring is awful.
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Her instagram (allegedly):
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Thats Pey the Gunt fucker abortion addict who has a thread here.
 
Oh yeah, Miss Taylor is gonna be popular.

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Tamagotchis are absolutely cracked nowadays, I remember when they were just these simple little doodads you put on a keychain, now they have tama Uni's that you just wear like a smart watch or something.


I hope she has a Tamagotchi that becomes its own character in the show.
 
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The crew nailed a piece of wood to a door to "quarantine" Jimmy and Trish together in a room. Only yet again this unplanned and untested gag didn't work. Jimmy was able to get out in under a minute. Another fishtank fail.
 
Apparently Coles endorsments transfered to Taylor, and on Taylors fishcard you can see her photo was literally placed on top of Coles lol.
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Also the attic is visible... It looks to me like a place for private therapy, i hoped for the teasing that it would be something more but who knows
 
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From Ben: FYI Taylor is not a “Cole replacement”. We did a workaround on the site to get her contestant page up asap. Waiting on main dev to be free to add all the people in (diff timezone)
 
Cole deserves it, so I don't mind. Also, Sam saying Cole was throwing a tantrum right after violently kicking his door in is the funniest thing this season, I was just on my walk and broke down laughing halfway through because it kept replaying in my head lol.
 
Apparently Coles endorsments transfered to Taylor, and on Taylors fishcard you can see her photo was literally placed on top of Coles lol.
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Also the attic is visible... It looks to me like a place for private therapy, i hoped for the teasing that it would be something more but who knows
I’m shocked that TJ and Tay both have more endorsements than Trisha. She’s one of the few remaining fish that actively play the game.
 
Tay talking shit about Cobes. Day 11. She says she face timed with Cobes once and he showed her Puff when Puff was still alive.

 
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Tayleigh's instagram is @buttoneyecrochet . Nothing notable there, Just pics of a couple crochet animals.

Edit: stop giving me lates. I'm the first one to post this in this thread.
 
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