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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Bedroom 1 finally finishes their cigarettes only to learn that Bedroom 2 are half-way done eating their hotdogs. May I remind you that this is a triathlon and I heard Goldstriker discussing burpees and pushups a short while before this challenge began. Enjoy the final stretch, fish!

 
I just tuned in and see Tay puking. I'm not watching that shit. What's the challenge and why is she puking?

Reminder, she said in the past she had/has an eating disorder (bulimia).

Edit: And why is Jimmy in a separate room? Can someone give a good summary of what is going on.
 
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At this point I want Tayleigh to lose. I want her out of that literal hell-house, she doesn't deserve it. To lose in fishtank is to win. Is this what they really wanted to do? Is this just a torture cell for the inhabitants, a literal hell on earth?
 
The only thing keeping me watching is sheer horror and PTSD it's bringing back up in me. I have a chronic intestinal disease so I'm no stranger to puking but I fucking hate it. They're making a previously bulimic girl puke intentionally on camera. They're evil psychopaths. There's challenges and fucking with people, but there's literally psychopathically fucking with people's health intentionally. Fuck all of them. Fishtank is evil and needs to die.
 
monk said:
The only thing keeping me watching is sheer horror and PTSD it's bringing back up in me. I have a chronic intestinal disease so I'm no stranger to puking but I fucking hate it. They're making a previously bulimic girl puke intentionally on camera. They're evil psychopaths. There's challenges and fucking with people, but there's literally psychopathically fucking with people's health intentionally. Fuck all of them. Fishtank is evil and needs to die.
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No one is keeping people in the house against their will. Anyone can leave at any time and half a dozen already have. If they were being forced against their will sure it would be evil but they aren't.
 
The Real Me said:
A swimming pool would be a great way to encourage socializing and allow for games of water polo or races. It would also be cool to see The Reef have a tiki bar theme. Perhaps Goldstriker could be Island King.
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It'd only be a matter of time before one of them somehow destroys the filter and causes like 10k of damage.
 
monk said:
The only thing keeping me watching is sheer horror and PTSD it's bringing back up in me. I have a chronic intestinal disease so I'm no stranger to puking but I fucking hate it. They're making a previously bulimic girl puke intentionally on camera. They're evil psychopaths. There's challenges and fucking with people, but there's literally psychopathically fucking with people's health intentionally. Fuck all of them. Fishtank is evil and needs to die.
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it can be hard to watch but remember that these people came on here voluntarily, they all watched the first season, liked it , and thought that it would be a good idea to join in, aka they are all retarded beyond belief, anyone with any brain cells left has already noped out.
 
I imagine the smell is an acidic mixture of stomach bile, processed pig snouts and cigarette smoke
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Team 1 finishes their hotdogs, Jimmy decided to stop helping his team after about 15 (he claims) hotdogs, so I think he's the most likely to be eliminated.

 
If they eliminate Jimmy they'll only have Shinji left as an interesting contestant. Say what you want about Jimmy but half the interesting events so far have somehow involved him.
 
Didn't catch it but Jimmy started begging Coach to let him start doing exercises for his team until he was eventually told to go back to his team and be a leader, he then starts screaming, yells "fight me" at somebody and Judge has to restrain him and tell him to take a seat. Jimmy is now sulking and before he left, Judge told Coach "If he does that again, just gently restrain him." I would like to remind you that Jimmy is bitching about his team not pulling their weight when HE FUCKING ABANDONED THEM AND DID LITERALLY NOTHING AS THEY CONTINUED EATING HOTDOGS!
 
DapperShark said:
He's an actual liability, it honestly looked like he was going to attack Taylor.
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It's a house of borderline retarded people stuck inside for 60 days in questionable conditions with the promise of money, they are all a liability. I somehow don't think Jimmy is plotting to murder or attack someone in a 24/7 live streamed house with handlers in the basement monitoring them 24/7.
 
DapperShark said:
He's an actual liability, it honestly looked like he was going to attack Taylor.
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Season 3 has to be a sausage fest. Women are too fragile and everyone treats them as such "liability this, liability that".
If season 3 were to be a tame one that maintains the autism, I think foodie tank would be a good season. Fat slobs making a mess and giving each other food poisoning for a month and a half.
 
I don't want Jimmy gone, yeah he can be annoying, but he's the only one that talks and causes drama and shit. I can't see any of these fish stepping up and filling that role.
 
CoolFool said:
I don't want Jimmy gone, yeah he can be annoying, but he's the only one that talks and causes drama and shit. I can't see any of these fish stepping up and filling that role.
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He may be the most entertaining one left, but he's too unstable and too much of a liability to keep around, if he wasn't stopped he would've beaten the shit out of Taylor.
 
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