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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Logic said:
While I think your compulsive liar allegation lacks a lot of nuance I will entertain it for the sake of discussion. Assuming that this is true, the tidbit of "info" is still useless when tying Summer regarding identifying the account because we still don't know for sure if its her or not.

If you want to generalize her current behavioral patterns in voicemails to how she is as a person overall, then we should also take into account her inability to walk away from leaving messages. Summer can't help herself from leaving message after message after message. You would think that if the account were her then she would have compulsively kept coming back to post in here. She struggles to keep herself from posting on tumblr of all places.
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Maybe she thinks KF is a dangerous place for her. Remember that she deleted her Twitter (I believe her Twitter is not hacked because there is a photo of her in a hospital) after a creep threatened to rape her.
 
Brief Summary of Trish and Donye Drama

Tonight Donye (new black guy) accused Trisha of stealing his chips. After Brian tried to convince him not to ring the bell to start drama he does so anyway after TTS encouragement. Donye and Trish compete in a challenge to insult Shinji the most. Donye wins and Trisha is sentenced to the doghouse and continues get angry. During this time both Tay and Brian start stirring drama in b2 saying how much they dislike Donye. Brian then goes into b3 to tell the people in there that Donye "fucked up" and said that Trish will probably ring the bell when she gets out of the dog house. I find it funny how Brian made it seem like he was going to do something, only to shift and say Trish will take care of it.

Brian and Tay go downstairs to try and convince Donye that Trish didn't steal the chips and pin it on the new freeloader chick who is so boring I forgot the name of. Donye continuously interrupts them because he is drunk and insists multiple times that it was Trish who stole them. The contrast between the shit talk between Tay and Brian in b2 compared to how soft spoken they are when talking to Donye is very funny, and kind of proves that they don't like actual conflict (also, who the fuck tries to reason with a drunk guy).

Anyway, Donye is finally providing some content that isn't a one dimensional competition or lame interview. I want to note how the moment a fish or freeloader starts a conflict it's like the other fish gang up on them in private. Whether his chips were stolen or not is irrelevant. He's stirring up shit and it's about time.

Edit More b2 drama: Tayleigh is writing some random notes in her journal for five minutes. Brian comes in with Shinji and says “we need to get rid of this fucker” in reference to Donye. He tells Tay that Trish would tell him if she stole the chips and that Tay should join him in the goal to get rid of Donye. Tay believes Donye was put up to causing this drama with the stolen chips (almost like he’s an ACTOR). Brian tells Shinji to help them and that he needs to keep it secret. Shinji of course seems apprehensive but goes along with it anyway. All the fish with the exception of Shinji point out how Donye is blaming asians and white people for stupid shit and Tay talks about white hatred. Tay says that she’s going to stand her ground because Donye called her cracker and honky. Brian agrees and eventually leaves to go check on Trish.

Tayleigh always talks shit and complains when people aren’t around. But the moment she has the chance to possibly confront someone she dislikes she refuses to do so. She can say nigger to the camera as much as she wants, but until she actually does something besides whine or complain she will always be a nontent fish in my opinion. The one time she ever confronted someone was with Cole and the panty stealing situation, and even then she never outright accused him and only implied he stole them in a very gay way. This isn’t even including how much she moralfags in a show where morals hold you back.
 
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ChuckSneeder said:
Maybe she thinks KF is a dangerous place for her. Remember that she deleted her Twitter (I believe her Twitter is not hacked because there is a photo of her in a hospital) after a creep threatened to rape her.
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Fishtank was not the safest place for her either, yet she kept trying to come back.

Well at one point her twitter may have been hacked and then she got it back and deleted it because someone was attempting to hack her accounts at the time.

Lowercase I internet said:
He's stirring up shit and it's about time.
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Thank God.
 
ChuckSneeder said:
Maybe she thinks KF is a dangerous place for her. Remember that she deleted her Twitter (I believe her Twitter is not hacked because there is a photo of her in a hospital) after a creep threatened to rape her.
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She would be correct. This is a dangerous place for Summer to be, either because

A) She is a manipulative psycho who’s shown her cards to all of us and any attempt to do any damage control would only dig her grave deeper. She would earn deep animosity by coming here to lie to us and we would fuck with her unmercifully.

B) She is genuinely a sweet but ultimately unwell person. She will display some behaviours not uncommon with what we’ve seen and she will get her own thread if she doesn’t have one already. That will not do her emotional well being any good, she deserves to get help and be left alone if that’s the case.

C) She’s a Sam plant, this whole thing was a gay plan by him and that will get sniffed out in a single day, and that will earn her the same ire as Option A because she will come here thinking lying is a safe option and it just won’t fly.

Summer should just stay off social media, go home, return to work, have good relationships with family and friends and forget that Fishtank ever existed. As funny as I find the antics of most cows, this is a route that many of them genuinely never take….but the rare few who do have really great lives right now and they deserve them.
 
Low IQ Doctor said:
At 39:58 the speaker mentions Kent Hospital. They do seem to have a psychiatric unit, they also seem to work with a nearby Butler Hospital. Even though I predicted that she would be dropped off at a hospital, I have some doubts about the authenticity based on 2 reasons.

1. Although psych patients are typically allowed to make phone calls, they are going to have to go through a unit-phone and not a personal cellphone. Zoomers don't remember phone numbers. Of course, this could be explained by them allowing her to write down her contact info prior to removing the phone and I wouldn't be surprised if staff guides patients through this just so they don't have to deal with future issues.

2. This many phone calls in such a quick period of time would either raise an eyebrow amongst staff or would piss off other patients. Depending on the time of day of these calls, it could be that whoever is on duty is lazy/half-paying attention/doesn't care.
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Good catch on Kent. she did mention that it was her phone. being bored in some hospital bed and the bpd and drugs probably fueled the digging ever deeper with each call.

Never mind she said she’s at Kent Hospital in Warwick. Got a bad cut on my hand stitched there one time lol. They forgot to censor one of the messages around 35 mins in.
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Timestamp in the voicemails is 32:34, link to just before on YouTube post of the voicemail:

Kent Hospital​

455 Toll Gate Rd, Warwick, RI 02886

+14017377000
PG4C+5R Warwick, Rhode Island


Visitor policy:
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
She will display some behaviours not uncommon with what we’ve seen and she will get her own thread if she doesn’t have one already
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Kiwifarms might as well just drop the comedy gossip shtick and consider being a website dedicated to logging psychiatric history for legitimate medical purposes. At this rate we’ll have a thread proposed for every retard that has only one non-notable embarrassing moment online.

Even if you weren’t proposing a thread, you know for a fact someone is thinking it already.
 
Logic said:
Kiwifarms might as well just drop the comedy gossip shtick and consider being a website dedicated to logging psychiatric history for legitimate medical purposes.
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Not a single person in recorded human history who was exceptional amongst their peers was ever well behaved or normally adjusted. History will remember the exceptionally gifted but only we will remember the exceptionally retarded. That is our function, we only exist to showcase the amazing lows a person can submit themselves to and sometimes that’s as easy as waking up and forgetting to take your pills.
 
I can't put into words how little I care about the summer or her drama.

> proceeds to put it into words

we get it, she's BPD and has been abused and basically stunted/destroyed from being a functional human being. the foundational way she operates stems from neglect at a very early life stage, and all this crying, contreversy stirring, social media drama instigating are constant demands for attention. people like this need attention like they need water; what they fear the most is abandonment or people turning the other way, they fear being alone with their own company. A social media/gameshow phenomenon is a perfect apperatus for her to dredge as much of that attention as possible. of course she needs help, but honestly the only thing that will provision that is providence in her own life, i.e God. absolutely nothing and nobody can save her: she's on her own. theres nothing interesting about her, nothing novel, complex or interesting and bringing her up will only feed her incessent need for that attention.
 
sassblassted said:
Boy, imagine having your entire history of hornyposting on full display for everyone to laugh at.
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This is usually followed by a moment of irony where someone looks through your post history and finds a shitton of horny posting. Brb, looking through your profile, gif is me right now.

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Just Kidding
 
Cole has had a QnA on Instagra
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  • Has barely watched the show, mostly just been watching clips of himself and reading /tv/
  • Would return if they wanted him but thinks their tweet of wanting him back was a lie
  • No idea if Sam actually liked him
  • Rooting for Shinji
  • Cough is real and very bad, thinks it's from the smoking
  • Liked TJ and never messed with him but he was hard to hold a conversation with
  • Going back to work and finishing College, his dream is to be in tv/movies and have a comedy show, might make a youtube channel for funny videos but is unsure
  • If he ran Fishtank the only thing he would change is have less Karate
  • He thinks that the original pic used for him, 'Liquid Cole', was just him in an AI filter, thinks it was hilarious
  • Still talks with JC
  • Would only stream if it was for at least hundreds of viewers
  • His demands were all a joke except the part about Brian shining his shoes
  • Didn't believe in his popularity until towards the end when the loot boxes, cigs, and messages starting rolling in
  • Is aware of TJ's recent shit
  • Likes Frank Hassle, they messaged and talked and Frank was very nice
  • Doesn't think Brian or Jimmy would ever get physical with him
  • Towel situation was bad, there were never any clean ones so he would smell them before usage so he could use the girls' towels because he knew they would be cleaner
  • Doesn't think that he has covid and won't get tested
 
I hope they just drop the cringe Sam gaslighting bit in the attic because it fucking blows, all it's going to do is make the fish not trust production and make all attempts at bits fall flat going forward, which is exactly what happened last season. It probably doesn't help the first person they tried it on was TJ who doesn't even have two brain cells to rub together and will forget it all by the time he wakes up anyway.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
THE ATTIC SHIT IS SO FUCKING BORING, TJ DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A DOUBLE DIGIT IQ AND HE'S SO SLOW TO ANSWER QUESTIONS IT'S TAKING FUCKING FOREVER. I TAPPED OUT, MAYBE READING THE RECAP WILL BE WORTHWHILE WHEN THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER AFTER 4 MORE QUESTIONS AND 2 MORE HOURS. TOTAL NONTENT. WE ALL KNOW ABOUT TJ'S FUCKED UP PORN STUFF, THE REVEAL IS TOO DRAWN OUT BECAUSE HE'S TOO STUPID TO THINK ANYTHING'S UP. IT WAS MORE FUN WATCHING JIMMY PRACTICE HIS STAND-UP IN B1 OR THE OTHER FISH PLAY TRUTH OR DARE IN B3.

I HOPE THEY JUST DROP THE CRINGE SAM GASLIGHTING BIT IN THE ATTIC BECAUSE IT FUCKING BLOWS, ALL IT'S GOING TO DO IS MAKE THE FISH NOT TRUST PRODUCTION AND MAKE ALL ATTEMPTS AT BITS FALL FLAT GOING FORWARD, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST SEASON. IT PROBABLY DOESN'T HELP THE FIRST PERSON THEY TRIED IT ON WAS TJ WHO DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TWO BRAIN CELLS TO RUB TOGETHER AND WILL FORGET IT ALL BY THE TIME HE WAKES UP ANYWAY.
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I am once again asking for not getting emotionally involved over a livestream. (Don't look at my post history on this thread) When you see the attic for example you can skip the show for 2-3 hours and use that time to do productive things.
 
victim'victim said:
I am once again asking for not getting emotionally involved over a livestream. (Don't look at my post history on this thread) When you see the attic for example you can skip the show for 2-3 hours and use that time to do productive things.
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Why did you rewrite my posts to be all caps to make it look like I'm actually upset? Are you some kind of malicious future pink triangle retard?
 
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