🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Jimmy's dreams are dashed when Jet comes in and tells him they can't risk using his music due to possible copy right strikes. Jimmy tries to assure Jet that the music is not copyrighted but Jet says he can't take the risk. Jimmy still tries to argue about it and Jet eventually says "I'll look into it later", AKA he's not going to look into it and no music will be played.
 
CoolFool said:
Jimmy's dreams are dashed when Jet comes in and tells him they can't risk using his music due to possible copy right strikes. Jimmy tries to assure Jet that the music is not copyrighted but Jet says he can't take the risk. Jimmy still tries to argue about it and Jet eventually says "I'll look into it later", AKA he's not going to look into it and no music will be played.
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JET IT UP
 
Two remain...They've been dancing for little under 2.5 hours...
 
TJ JUST asked Taylor if she wanted to go side by side.
Taylor said she didn't think there was enough room on the couch, and that they were already side by side.
(In BR on the L couch).

Content blob wanders in, turns on light Taylor gets up, goes to bathroom(?)
Then content blob mentions ice cream is downstairs, Taylor rushes off to get some.
Content blob leaves room, door open, light on.
Sounds of shinji going "oi oi oi oi" echo throughout the house, TJ is alone in BR3 on the couch.

5 min later. TJ alone on couch with light on. Taylor with red hat in kitchen picking ice cream apart to eat.
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Taylor says to (((brian))), after he says that viewers want her to fck tj, is that that's all she hears every day.
TTS to Taylor saying to hold TJ's hand.
Taylor keeping TJ wrapped around her finger is definitely part liability.

WENT BACK INTO BR3 just now.
TTS spoke to TJ about desrving a girl, he mumbled, maybe asleep.

Taylor just walked in, paused, turned off light, closed door.
TTS trying to cheer TJ up. He's either really blackout or demoralized.

TTS says uplifting watching him shoot his shot. Wonder where she'll sleep. Swinging legs and drinking alone in kitchen

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Went back on the couch in the room to sleep(!)
Vance comes in, asks Taylor, to help with something, they go to the bathroom next to the bar.
Probably some legal thing about like if she feels uncomfortable (sexual assault covering their ass).
She nods all fine. and goes back to the couch.

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Definitely getting lots of TTS. They'd get less if they were in other rooms likely. But the content flows.
Also moving rooms would say a lot.
 
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THEME OF SOLID JIMMY
Some days, you crawl to the doghouse. Some days, you feed on a fish flake.


Jet: How much longer can you guys go for?
Both: "FOREVAAAARRR!"
 
CoolFool said:
The hoarder man story is really sad to me. Based on what his sister said, there really is this old man with a badly trashed up house, and apparently Jimmy has been helping him clean it for free when he isn't at work. Jimmy seems to whole heartedly believe he's going to have a bunch of people show up and help clean after the show is over... That just isn't going to happen. Even if he manages to clean the house up, there's no way he's making money off of it, especially not enough control the neighborhood.

The thing is though, there IS money to be made cleaning up junked up houses that get foreclosed or the owner died. It's disgusting work, but it pays well since no one wants to do it. If he's already cleaning up this guy's house for free, he might as well go get paid to do the same shit at other houses.
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The way he's talked about it, is he's trying to sell the stuff in the guy's house. That's where he thinks the money is. It's just delusion.
 
anliteralidiot said:
He's never getting anywhere with the hoarder, and his sister sucks for enabling it and not telling him this stuff.
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Honestly Jimmy does not seem like the type to take, or even listen to, advice he doesn't like or that doesn't match his worldview or desires. That responsibility doesn't fall on the sister, she's been through it like he has apparently. Their parents failed them.
 
retard strength II said:
Honestly Jimmy does not seem like the type to take, or even listen to, advice he doesn't like or that doesn't match his worldview or desires. That responsibility doesn't fall on the sister, she's been through it like he has apparently. Their parents failed them.
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Yeah, the sister isn't to blame here. She thinks it's a bad idea but said it keeps Jimmy busy and he's happy to do it, not much else she can do. She also said she isn't active in his life or like a caregiver or anything like that, she's just the person Jimmy trusts the most in the family and who he talks to the most but even then she made it sound like they don't see each other often since he's hard to deal with.
 
If Shinji loses the dance competition I WILL punch holes in my drywall while screaming slurs
 
Trish and Shinji still going. Music stopped for a bit.
Vance came up and said he sleeps right below where they are dancing, and says he has to work the mroning shift, getting up at 8am. Thinking that Trish might stop but not Shinji, asking her a lot to stop.

Music is loud again.

Girl doing the music in the production probably could be the monitor? Vance could earplugs or soundproof room, or it was a bit to get them to break.

Vance is wandering, offered Trish a cigarette to stop, didn't work.

Shinji doing full leg movement dancing. That porn stamina paying off.

I wonder if summer is watching.
Tayleigh in the doghouse with puke trash.


Hahah just told the mto go to bedroom three, but not sotp dancing. blue tooth speaker.
Taylor up. lights on.
TJ is zonked.
All dancing in BR3 now.
 
It's been over 3 hours and neither Shinji or Trish show any signs of stopping. Vance comes upstairs and begs them to determine a winner because they are dancing directly above where he sleeps. It's made official that the money cannot be split.


The party moves to Bedroom 3 (the room with by far the most people sleeping in it.)
 
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