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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Kane lives in death said:
Maybe he did pay the 25k to be there, i cant understand any other reason he hasnt been kicked yet, this is supported by the fact he was never added to the freeloader list.

How could that retard have that much money? i dont even want to speculate, but if thats the case you probably dont want to kick the paypigs giving you 25k dollars.
Next time better add a clause that everyone must show you their criminal record lmao.

edit: also allowing him to use the phone screams ¨paypig privilege¨ to me
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Honestly what would be infinitely more interesting is if they switch out nifty for a male that pretends to be a pedophile instead. I think Jimmy has gone for 3 on women already? It's about time he picked on someone his own gender!

Angry Shoes said:
Classic Jet. “Be gay” is just a context, not a challenge. “Be gay while doing X” is an actual challenge. He’s like a movie director throwing actors into a setting with no script.
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this is why they need to invest in more PROPS like challenge related gear and other goodies and knicknacks that get added over time for the fish to mess around with. This house should resemble Jimmy's hoarding friend's house by the end of the season!

Leo Frank said:
I honestly can’t believe Jimmy hasn’t been kicked. He tried to attack Taylor, just technically assaulted Nifty (like her or not) and his mental decline is showing. He’s a legit tard and it seems they’re desperate to keep him around because people are watching and waiting for the explosion. He is a huge liability. We’re not even halfway through and he’s on the road to seriously hurting someone or himself.

Mind blowing too that they’re willing to let a criminal nigger in the house for 25k. Sam said he would run over that little Russian midget that hangs out with all the UFC guys when there was video of him abusing his cat but a nigger out on bail for animal abuse, assault with a deadly weapon, killed someone and brags about raping women and sexually harasses one of the fishes is cool? What the fuck is going on?

They’re putting money over the safety of others and himself. They think they can keep him tard rangled but Jimmy’s a ticking time bomb.
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For the people that are just marking this as sperging, bear in mind that Financial Documents from Season 1 did prove that Sam/Wiggers can afford to pay settlement/legal fees and an entire show where EVERYTHING is recorded 24/7 would be a legal nightmare to defend. Anything that leads to a legal dispute means that a good season 3 will be that much harder to bring to fruition. Because of this, it's in any fan's best interest that Jimmy does not blow up and actually hurt anyone.
 
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Blackstar said:
Wasn't that on a different night where they all went into Nifty's room as she slept and ate food?
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Even if that is the case it still doesn't make a whole lot of sense because Sam was there when they brought the black dude onto the show.

I would not be upset if Jet was dropped out I just don't think the story adds up very well.
 
This is a different angle of yesterdays poker game. Thomas stands up to Judge, Taylor smiles, then remembers the role she's playing and goes serious.

Thomasbros, we’re so back!
 
It's really weird to have a convicted criminal with pending charges be thrown into the tank. Does anyone have Charleston White's full rap sheet?
Murder, aggravated assault, animal cruelty, assault with a deadly weapon, and possession of a controlled substance are what I found through just punching his name into a search engine.


He also brags about being a rapist, but I couldn't find that he was ever charged with it. Why would they put him in there? That seems like a massive liability.
 
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Billy Bong said:
It's really weird to have a convicted criminal with pending charges be thrown into the tank. Does anyone have Charleston White's full rap sheet?
Murder, aggravated assault, animal cruelty, assault with a deadly weapon, and possession of a controlled substance are what I found through just punching his name into a search engine.

Why would they put him in there? That seems like a massive liability.
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The real question is how does he have $25k to blow on being there? Normally I'd assume he was another actor but he's got too much of a track record.
 
Billy Bong said:
It's really weird to have a convicted criminal with pending charges be thrown into the tank. Does anyone have Charleston White's full rap sheet?
Murder, aggravated assault, animal cruelty, assault with a deadly weapon, and possession of a controlled substance are what I found through just punching his name into a search engine.

Why would they put him in there? That seems like a massive liability.
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The only consistent thing with any of this is to remember that there is no plan, there is no mastermind, there are no principled stances and no one knows what they're doing. Just pretend there's a chimpanzee throwing darts at a roulette wheel behind every decision and it all makes more sense.

I've worked in trash reality TV before and this is like watching toddlers with firearms comparatively. In a real production there are lawyers that have to sign off before someone's first name is even mentioned. I wish them all the best but Jesus Christ I want to strap Jet into a chair and force him to attend a pre-production course. Every blunder they've made is completely avoidable with some contingency planning.
 
jaihoo said:
The real question is how does he have $25k to blow on being there? Normally I'd assume he was another actor but he's got too much of a track record.
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I don't know why you guys believe the throwaway "FishBnB guest" comment from Jet. Jet was saying a few weeks before season 2 started that there were "influencers" that only wanted to come on if they could have their phones, so he was thinking about changing the no-phones rule. Obviously they already had plans for Charleston to come on. He's just a normal freeloader.
 
jaihoo said:
The real question is how does he have $25k to blow on being there? Normally I'd assume he was another actor but he's got too much of a track record.
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Him being on there is a bit by production, he didn't spend any money it isn't the fish BnB. He's zoomer famous and apparently the black equivalent of Sam Hyde. Charleston was brought in both as an advertisement (see him streaming on IG) as well as to give Tay a bit of torment that she sorely needed. I'm sure every limit was thoroughly explained beforehand to him. They zoomed the camera in on Tays Bunk to see her reaction and everything
 
UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
The Fishes must act gay for a day to win some money.
Tay and Trish pulled some lesbian shit that I managed to capture, thankfully Vance came up to end it.
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Tay: *Claims to have been groomed by a lesbian. This is her justification for hating Nifty*

The literal exchange she had with Sam was:
T: *Breaking down, on verge of tears* "Get that thing away from me!"
S: *Handing bottle of water* "What? The water?"
T: "THE FUCKING DYKE IN THE HOUSE!"

Now she pulls this and it's just fun and games to her? That trauma dissipated real quick.
 


(Rich is production that hasn't been seen before)

Jet: We should get rich, rich would you be down to bring somebody a drink?
Rich: Naw, I'm good
Jet: They've never seen you, it'd be so funny

Jet: Go up to Tay. Be like, "yeah, I'm actually one of your big fans."

Jet: "Yeah, they don't actually lock the doors here."

Jet: "I'm from the tatrioits telegram."

Jet: "Could you please just do that, for us."

Rich: *shaking head* "I'll be here for a while, how about that"

Nothing too interesting happened during the 2 am ish production bar drinking, but Jet did have this idea that did make me laugh.
 
Can you choir boys stop wetting your diapers over a black guy being in the house? The dude has been annoying but the worse he has done is talk at Tay. You guys are acting like he's walking around shooting at people. Jimmy said nigger around him and he didn't explode
 
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