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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Bit or not, whichever wigger in the basement that's pushing these messages on the site seems salty
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This is a bit. They're not kicking Jimmy. They've been in the basement without explanation for like 45 minutes, they always do this when they're doing a bit. They're trying to build suspense and milk the money out of as many "BRING BACK JIMMY!!" TTS messages as possible.
 
Punitive Castration said:
remember that thing that i said over the summer about how they can't just ride the loudest most interesting people in the house or they'll end up with a bunch of quiet coasting assholes again

yeah
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It’s not just that. Jimmy was disruptive in the same way Jon was. He was incapable of listening. Looking at his interaction again with Nifty and I think Jimmy sprayed her on the neck. That would be fine if he wasn’t told by her that she’s allergic to cologne before.

Jimmy responds that he’s been secretly spraying her clothes with cologne all week and she hasn’t been bothered. Isn’t that a felony? Again, I think it could be looked over if it wasn’t for the pattern.
 
We're closing in on the end of week 3 and the remaining fish are Tay, Trish, Brian, Thomas, and Shinji. Not even three fucking weeks and only half of the fish are still there. Jet is a fucking retard and Sam would be very wise to fire his ass tomorrow. Under Jet's stewardship, Fishtank has been a fucked up disaster.
 
curbside2 said:
It’s not just that. Jimmy was disruptive in the same way Jon was. He was incapable of listening. Looking at his interaction again with Nifty and I think Jimmy sprayed her on the neck. That would be fine if he wasn’t told by her that she’s allergic to cologne before.

Jimmy responds that he’s been secretly spraying her clothes with cologne all week and she hasn’t been bothered. Isn’t that a felony? Again, I think it could be looked over if it wasn’t for the pattern.
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i think nifty is the type of person to press charges over a technicality. touching someone can be considered an assault right? i think the only reason theyd pull him is legal trouble.
 
Google.com said:
So, the only interesting person left is Shinji who is low energy and more of a side character if anything. I guess you could call the felon interesting but only because of how interestingly retarded of a decision it was to let him on.
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I liked when he happily asked the violent negro if he'd like to touch his dick, just to spend the rest of the night with him quietly terrified.
 
King George III said:
We're closing in on the end of week 3 and the remaining fish are Tay, Trish, Brian, Thomas, and Shinji. Not even three fucking weeks and only half of the fish are still there. Jet is a fucking retard and Sam would be very wise to fire his ass tomorrow. Under Jet's stewardship, Fishtank has been a fucked up disaster.
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Yeah, fishtank is half over and half of the fish remain. Retard.
 
Google.com said:
So, the only interesting person left is Shinji who is low energy and more of a side character if anything. I guess you could call the felon interesting but only because of how interestingly retarded of a decision it was to let him on.
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Shinji definitely is entertaining, has charisma, and will very likely be able to work out streaming after the show like Josie did, but he feels like more of a solo performer; he doesn't really bounce off other contestants as well. That's not really what they seem to want.
 
With Cole gone, and now Jimmy, I have no one to support but Shinji. They were the content trinity of this season. Cole, the investigative father; Jimmy, the schizophrenic son; and Shinji, the Holy Pervert.

See you on the other side, sperglord
 
8:22 pm: Sam and jet have returned from the basement. Sam looks sweaty. Three MARKY tts have got through the censor with sam in the living room.

8:27 pm: THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES
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jaihoo said:
This is a bit. They're not kicking Jimmy. They've been in the basement without explanation for like 45 minutes, they always do this when they're doing a bit. They're trying to build suspense and milk the money out of as many "BRING BACK JIMMY!!" TTS messages as possible.
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Yup, you called it. They're running a "WHO DO YOU SACRIFICE TO SAVE JIMMY?" poll. Just like the poll weighing in who should leave between TJ or Jimmy, this is another unabashed cash grab. They're somehow even more money-hungry this time around.

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Marche said:
Half the OG cast gone and Brian the most unlikable and boring fish who has had the worst script of both seasons is still here
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Bryan should've been kicked off with CK when they wasted so much time on him and he really produced nothing interesting and didn't change in any way. He should've been kicked off after his first failed Gator Squat (he never completed one)
 
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