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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Then he would have said hated about this challenge or game. Sam specifically said what he hates about the show. I believe he’s speaking to the same frustration as, “Production said!”
I thought it went something like "the joke was for the girls to fuck their hair up before you did- which is what I fucking hate about this show"

WHERE'S THE CLIP
 
In an act of frustration, after Sam argued with TTS, Sam said about TJ, “He gave up the joke. Which is what I hate about this fucking show.”

Edit: imagine how much Jet has heard about this. What not getting a Letty this season does to a nigga.
The problem is the contestants are smarter than S1 crew, Tay instantly realized she would never manage to win if TJ took it seriously and Trish didnt want to cut PERIOD. It was a dumb challenge and TJ stood no chance at executing Sam's shitty joke, even before his mental retardation is taken into account. Once again Sam is rage tarding out at his own fuckups.
 
LOL fake boner challenge.
shinji asks "what if its real".
shinji goes to the corner of the closet and starts furiously cranking his hog.
shinji comes out packing heat.
vance comes up to confirm that shinji is the winner.
shinji reveals his fat ZIPP cock.

call him Winji
 
I watched some of the show tonight and maybe I'm burned out on it, but found it revolting.

I've never really liked the vomit angle to it.

Having people eat hot peppers, get esophageal spasms, then vomit into sand where Jimmy picks it up people's sick with his bare hands (while the gay black one screeches like a bird) is not something I want to watch.

It was a little better after they put the bag over his head to shut him up, but idk.

I guess the stuff I like is more psychological.

The mind games, the situational humor, the secret 'missions' etc. The silly stupid stuff. The edgy racist jokes.

I'll keep following along but maybe this part of the show just isn't for me.

I am really glad Charleston White is gone though. That's a plus.

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- What i'd really like to see is a re-run of Stanley Milgrams 'elecroshock' experiment (where they'd have an 'authority figure ' like Sam, wearing a lab coat, instruct a fish to administer a series of increasing electro shocks to a freeloader in another room to see if they'll 'follow orders', ) Sam keeps telling them "the experiment must continue" if they hesitate, as a series of increasing yelps - then screams - then silence - ring out from the other room.

The twist in the original experiment is the shocks are fake. Or maybe the twist is the fishtank version is the shocks are real!


- Or a re-run of the Stanford prison experiment (divide people into guards and inmates), have the 'inmates' in 'jail' , totally dependent on the 'guards' for all their needs including food, water, cigarettes etc. Run this for a few days and watch shit deteriorate. In the original 1971 version, they had to shut it down because the 'guards' became unimaginably cruel in just a few days.


- Or bringing in a hypnotist to hypnotize the fish and do some gaslighting where some people are pretending to be hypnotized while the others are actually really hypnotized. Do all sorts of fuckery with secret missions where people blame it on hypnosis. Just rip off Darren Brown and add in gaslighting

- Make the fish put on a racist puppet show (or better yet, a racist play with costumes and sets) where each person has to imitate another race using extremely racist accents and stereotypes. Get them to reenact birth of a nation or something.

That's the sort of stuff like that I would like to watch.
 
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I watched some of the show tonight and maybe I'm burned out on it, but found it revolting.

I've never really liked the vomit angle to it.

Having people eat hot peppers, get esophageal spasms, then vomit into sand where Jimmy picks it up people's sick with his bare hands (while the gay black one screeches like a bird) is not something I want to watch.

It was a little better after they put the bag over his head to shut him up, but idk.

I guess the stuff I like is more psychological.

The mind games, the situational humor, the secret 'missions' etc. The silly stupid stuff. The edgy racist jokes.

I'll keep following along but maybe this part of the show just isn't for me.

I am really glad Charleston White is gone though. That's a plus.

- What i'd really like to see is a re-run of Stanley Milgrams 'elecroshock' experiment (where they'd have an 'authority figure ' like Sam instruct a fish to administer a series of increasing electro shocks to a freeloader in another room to see if they'll 'follow orders', ) The twist in the original experiment is the shocks are fake. Or maybe the twist is the fishtank version is the shocks are real!

- Or a re-run of the Stanford prison experiment (divide people into guards and inmates) for a few days and watch shit deteriorate.

- Or bringing in a hypnotist to hypnotize the fish and do some gaslighting where some people are pretending to be hypnotized while the others are actually really hypnotized. Do all sorts of fuckery with secret missions where people blame it on hypnosis. Just rip off Darren Brown and add in gaslighting

- Make the fish put on a racist puppet show where each person has to play against their race using accents. Get them to reenact birth of a nation or something.

That's the sort of stuff like that I would like to watch.
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He didn't troon out until later. He was still a guy in the idubbz doc. Well I guess he's still a guy now but you get what I'm saying. He trooned out and then started shitting on Sam's crew when they didn't worship him for being a nasty ass tranny. Many such cases.

Jet does get a lot of irrational hate but a lot of it is completely justified based on his tweets and actions. Have you ever noticed how he talks exactly like Sam? He uses the same speech patterns, vocabulary and tone. He wants to emulate Sam so badly but hasn't put in even a fraction of the work. He always talks like he's above criticism and considers a large chunk of the MDE fanbase to be on the same level as incels. He's a former r9k tripfaggot. He should be so humbled that he made it out of that lifestyle and was given a chance. Jet doesn't remember where he came from.
Who was the troon the MDE was working with? I don't remember anyone like that
 
Who was the troon the MDE was working with? I don't remember anyone like that
RainFx or something like that. He's the skinny blonde kid in the idubbz doc and he briefly did visual effects for Sam with Bic and Joeyy etc. He wasn't trans when he joined but later decided to troon. He left on good terms and then tried to get all the crew cancelled for being transphobic.
 
Tay being a femcel but still being able to accurately understand all these dudes is amazing. She was able to figure out the shinji's fetishes and from what she's said probably Tom's and Jimmy's. It just must suck being a woman and intuitively know all of men's thoughts and sexual feelings.
 
How the fuck has Tay eaten 11 eggs in a row? Maybe I've overestimated the difficulty of the challenge but that sounds really hard to do. Eggs are super filling and really gross, even when they're not soaking wet and unseasoned.

Edit: Her total was 14 eggs.
 
How the fuck has Tay eaten 11 eggs in a row? Maybe I've overestimated the difficulty of the challenge but that sounds really fucking hard to do. Eggs are super filling and really gross, even when they're not soaking wet and unseasoned.
You should watch Cool Hand Luke sometime. Great movie.
 
RainFx or something like that. He's the skinny blonde kid in the idubbz doc and he briefly did visual effects for Sam with Bic and Joeyy etc. He wasn't trans when he joined but later decided to troon. He left on good terms and then tried to get all the crew cancelled for being transphobic.
He also appears in the women stories hyde wars episode.
 
Hasn't it been proven that Simmons wasn't a pedo? Sure he's a weirdo content-stealing faggot chink, but the egregious parts of his book was because his English was so weak and he's so autistic he mashed together two separate youtube videos about how camp counselors should deal with minor camp attendees fooling around with each other with another video about the social and professional intricacies of camp counselors dating other camp counselors.
The "evidence" /tv/ and then later Sam used for Simmons being a pedophile was a very awkwardly worded story he told in his camp counselor book that when taken out of context made him look like he was giving advice on how to fuck campers. 4chan intentionally left out the page before which explicitly says dating a camper would be the "biggest mistake of your life" and to wait until they are 18 if you really love them. It was not a book about how to sleep with underaged campers that was completely made up. I've attached the book below incase anyone is interested and wants to skim it.

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How the fuck has Tay eaten 11 eggs in a row? Maybe I've overestimated the difficulty of the challenge but that sounds really fucking hard to do. Eggs are super filling and really gross, even when they're not soaking wet and unseasoned.
Tay has a history with binge eating and bulimia, those bitches can put away a ton of food easily.
 
How the fuck has Tay eaten 11 eggs in a row? Maybe I've overestimated the difficulty of the challenge but that sounds really hard to do. Eggs are super filling and really gross, even when they're not soaking wet and unseasoned.

Edit: Her total was 14 eggs.
Bulemia is binging and then purging. She can probably cram as much into her gullet as competitive eater.
 
Tay has a history with binge eating and bulimia, those bitches can put away a ton of food easily.
^An important detail that I had forgotten.

Today has been a good content day for the tank. Tay and TJ especially have gone way harder during these cell challenges than I expected, and they're both growing on me. The fishtank chat seems to agree.
 
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