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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I'm about to pass out, godspeed kiwis that are staying up and posting updates.
OrangeJuliusEvola said:
Bulemia is binging and then purging. She can probably cram as much into her gullet as competitive eater.
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Not only this but I just remembered that doing this shit, especially after being "recovered", can trigger a feeling of similar to being high. I bet Tay is feeling pretty good right now, though I'm sure if her parents are watching they are probably scared of another relapse happening.
 
Which girl said at the beginning that they didn't smoke? Was it Tay or someone else? I know Nifty didn't smoke but I think there might have been someone else who didn't also. Just wondering because even if she wasn't before, Tay is definitely smoking now. I still hope they do a nicotine withdrawal challenge, the fish are all addicted.
 
C. Cactus said:
Which girl said at the beginning that they didn't smoke? Was it Tay or someone else? I know Nifty didn't smoke but I think there might have been someone else who didn't also. Just wondering because even if she wasn't before, Tay is definitely smoking now. I still hope they do a nicotine withdrawal challenge, the fish are all addicted.
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Thomas doesn't smoke, but they made him smoke 3 cigarettes at once during truth or dare. He also smoked a cigar when he thought he was about to get eliminated, and then obviously there was the cigarette smoking contest during the team triathlon. Other than those incidents he's been able to subvert nicotine addiction better than any of the other fish it seems.
 
C. Cactus said:
What are the points for if the way to win the cell challenge is just to stay in the cell the longest?
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In the event that two or three of them just decide to stay there to the point where prod starts to want to move on to something else they can lean on the points to determine who did the best.
 
C. Cactus said:
What are the points for if the way to win the cell challenge is just to stay in the cell the longest?
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I expect its a fallback if this becomes unbearable to watch. In season 1 Vance made a deal to split winnings to end the first Cell with Josie and Letty. points mean that cant happen.

I do hope they go all in on endurance though.
 
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Jet brought in a leaf blower and did this.
 
Charles Vincent Crumb said:
I do hope they go all in on endurance though.
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This is going to sound stupid but couldn't they do a mix? have points translate into real dollars but there's also a multiplier for if you're the last out or the first out. It would really make these events bigger deals, they tend to be the highlights of the season anyway.

Also i hope someone's keeping track of points because its clear no one on staff is. Thomas got his head shaved for 5 points but by this time tomorrow they'll be giving out at least 10 points for stupid shit like being able to juggle.
 
Jeff Gerstmann said:
The gay nigger is just Damiel 2.0
Acting tough and repeating the same shit for hours
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Damiel doesn't get enough shit. Nothing about him was genuine. People like to talk about "actors" but all Damiel did was extremely poorly act. All his standouts moments were him doing this. He is a Chigger but couldn't even keep up with a Canadian girl in a free style competition. When he wasn't being fake he'd lay on the couch all day.
 
Blacks naturally hate Asian people, He has started on both Shinji and Trish but more so Trish because he is also a gay and is jealous of her vagina which he constantly talks about.

If he is acting he is acting as what pretty much every nigger behaves like.
 
I went to sleep and woke up to these degens still going at it. AS soon as i turn it on Tay lets them know that shes "going to have to take a fat shit, [she] ate like 14 eggs." Jimmy is unphased and tells her to change out the baggie lmao.
 
BingBongDingDong said:
I went to sleep and woke up to these degens still going at it. AS soon as i turn it on Tay lets them know that shes "going to have to take a fat shit, [she] ate like 14 eggs." Jimmy is unphased and tells her to change out the baggie lmao.
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Jet hung out with the Fish in the cell, danced around and punched a hole in the ceiling, did an unfunny bit about the pile of money, got annoyed by Jimmy while just shooting the shit, then scolded them for being retarded and using a clogged fan that could potentially catch fire instead of the thermostat.
 
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