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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Yeah I get that Jet has commiited the cardinal sin of daring to soil the Holy Name of KF But how many of you sub humans would be spamming "Jet W" if he hadn't said he wanted to club every Kiwi Farmer with a baseball bat This is all Jet's baby otherwise you'd be posting Marky pastas in th Sam Hyde thread till the cows come home
 
Lt. H. DuBois said:
Yeah I get that Jet has commiited the cardinal sin of daring to soil the Holy Name of KF But how many of you sub humans would be spamming "Jet W" if he hadn't said he wanted to club every Kiwi Farmer with a baseball bat This is all Jet's baby otherwise you'd be posting Marky pastas in th Sam Hyde thread till the cows come home
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Some of us don't care what Jet thinks about this website, we just want to watch funny stuff and are mad when funny stuff doesn't happen.
 
This is what Tay looks like up close
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putting up 10k for this and having these weak willed zoomers quit after less than a day must be frustrating. prizes across the board have been more generous than last season as well and still so many quit so easily, summer and her mental health problems aside.
 
At first I didn't like the idea of Vance and Josie being crew in Season 2, because I thought it was going to turn the show into a bunch of references and jokes about season 1 and distract from the new contestants, but they've both done well at being non-intrusive and staying focused on their new roles. They are both competent crew members and I'm happy for them because this is probably a lot of fun for them. I really like that Vance in particular gets to do this because he didn't get anything for third place last season, which was fair, but had to have been frustrating because he came so close.
 
Production not immediately rifling through Jimmy's stuff to find his meds when Jimmy kept threatening to quit because he didn't have them was one of the biggest mistakes this season. Kicking Duany'ay out of the cell was great since it allows him to continue to mog Trish and also got a great reaction when he was told,

S2 Cell matches most of S2's vibe for me where the highs aren't as high as S1 but the low points have been much more palatable. Also overall better mini challenges than the finale. Nothing has come close to the intro of Cell 1, Jon vs the Entity, and the piss bowl. Speaking of which, very perturbing how much the closet toilet was used in Cell 2 considering they all went to the bathroom immediately before the challenge since they figured what was about to happen
 
unclejeb1861 said:
Production not immediately rifling through Jimmy's stuff to find his meds when Jimmy kept threatening to quit because he didn't have them was one of the biggest mistakes this season.
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Is that really why Jimmy left? Because they wouldn't get him his meds? What a load of bullshit, things would be so different with him in there with Shinji and Tay. I thought he just quit.
 
CoolFool said:
Is that really why Jimmy left? Because they wouldn't get him his meds? What a load of bullshit, things would be so different with him in there with Shinji and Tay. I thought he just quit.
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He quit half the challenges anyway. Jimmy has that problem Jon has. He produces great Jimtent. But he doesn't operate well under constraints.
 
CoolFool said:
Is that really why Jimmy left? Because they wouldn't get him his meds? What a load of bullshit, things would be so different with him in there with Shinji and Tay. I thought he just quit.
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He said neither him nor production knew were they were, and if he had advance notice he would have gotten them accessible for the cell. Classic production gaffe. At least he can be an awful soundboard to Duany'ay and Trish catfighting.

curbside2 said:
He quite half the challenges anyway. Jimmy has that problem Jon has. He produces great Jimtent. But he doesn't operate well under constraints.
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He quit half the challenges but left tied for the lead iirc. Duany'ay was infinitely worse at dipping on challenges, wouldn't even do the catwalk one let alone any exercise ones.

Not sure who out of Shinji or Tayleigh will win, probably whoever dumps the poop bucket on the other first.
 
They're taking a poll if Jimmy should be allowed back into the cell. So far it's trending "yes".

TBH that seems pretty unfair as hell since he was able to get a break and get cleaned up. However, it would be funny to see how Tay and Shinji react to this. It could make them feel deflated and quit tho.

Sucks that production dropped the ball yet again and now they're trying to save face because Shinji and Tay aren't as entertaining by themselves.
 
Dad woke up and the Wiggers clearly fucked up with Jimmy's meds. First thing Sam does is fire off this tweet. Followed by a poll trying to get Jimmy back in the room. Ben cam in and asked the remaining two if they have meds they need to take.

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