🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Sicko Hunter]

The fish are super quiet did the cop visit shake them up?

 

[CoolFool]

Cams back up. Jet talks to Jimmy. Says that the audience wants romance and encourages Jimmy to get with Abby. Jimmy basically says he can't do it because he's ugly and off putting, so Abby wouldn't be interested. Jet keeps encouraging him but Jimmy keeps dismissing the idea. Says that he's bad at first impressions. Jet gives him some pointers ("Tell her you're boss season 2").

Jimmy says he will try his best. Before he leaves the room he tells Jet "Remember... you gave me these orders."

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

"Remember... you gave me these orders."

Well... Let's hope that those words are no warning and Jet doesn't regret encouraging certain behaviors in a person who clearly has a problem recognizing boundaries.

 

[CoolFool]

Jimmy asks Abby into his room. He tells Abby he's the real boss nigga of season 2, and asks Abby if she wants to be his bitch. She says no, and asks if she can leave. LOL

 

[curbside2]

Jimmy asks Abby into his room. He tells Abby he's the real boss nigga of season 2, and asks Abby if she wants to be his bitch. She says no, and asks if she can leave. LOL

"I knew this wouldn't work. Damn it, Jet."

 

[CoolFool]

Jimmy talks to Jet. Says the plan isn't going to work. Jet says all of his plans work. Jimmy says this one won't and that he thinks Jet is trying to actually get Abby to hate him. Jimmy says he can tell Abby is scared of him now. TBH I feel bad for Jimmy, he's taking this seriously and seems stressed about it.

Jimmy tells the camera that if Jet wants him to have romance then Jet will have to fly a Jimmy groupie out here. I wonder if they would do that.

 

[C. Cactus]

Jimmy acts like an alien who learned about human behavior from reading 4chan. Watching him struggle to interact normally with people is hilarious. He's so out of his depth and off-putting with anything social that it wraps back around to making him likable.

Jimmy and Brittany are now taped together again. I feel bad for both of them.

Edit: It's hard to tell exactly but I think Jimmy is trying to convince Brittany that he didn't jerk off in the crawlspace. She did not ask him about this.

 

[Polyboros2]

Forcing the Fish to try to fake romantic tension is one of the most god awful things they will not fucking drop this season. It's cringe, it's nontent, it's absolutely retarded if they want incels simping over these slags to have the guys in the tank having success with them.

 

[parody]

Jimmy tells the camera that if Jet wants him to have romance then Jet will have to fly a Jimmy groupie out here. I wonder if they would do that.

They should hire some actor to pretend to be a tranny and enter the tank as a freeloader, tell Jimmy it's one of his groupies and make him own up his part of the deal.

 

[CoolFool]

They should hire some actor to pretend to be a tranny and enter the tank as a freeloader, tell Jimmy it's one of his groupies and make him own up his part of the deal.

TJ likes troon hentai so this could create a love triangle arc.

 

[King George III]

I have no idea what that orb is or why Tay is trying to break it, but she is and she's struggling




She has failed and given up on breaking it open

 

[C. Cactus]

Tay has been banging on some sort of orb with a bedpost in the bathroom. Trying to find the beetle by breaking it open I guess. I respect her initiative, she has gone from the most boring to one of the most interesting fish as the show progresses.

Edit: She has it with her at the bar now.

Edit: She's back in the bathroom with it. Does anyone know what it is? This is the second time she's brought something into the bathroom to try to break it open during her search efforts.

 

[King George III]

Tay is very determined to get inside that orb and is now pretending to use the toilet in order to not arouse suspicion. Very tweeker-like behavior

 

[parody]

TJ likes troon hentai so this could create a love triangle arc.

Even better, would be a hilarious way to settle the beef between TJ fans and Jimmy fans while simultaneously pissing them both off.

 

[Mr.F]

The last few posts are really evident about another shit show in the way Fishtank is run. They openingly lie and gaslight the Fish, but they also need really need to have actual boundaries to run a safe show.

Now that can run things really tight so that anything the Fish can do that isn't risking the other Fish or the show is cool, but in that case you don't have a clear box of money that can be easily thrown to be broken, or opened by hand with out any specialized tools.

Realistically, they either need to have a system where the Fish can understand they are being communicated to outside the bounds of the contest, or you don't have Fish able to lose by following the instructions of staff.

Yah, it feels like the show is more "The Jet and friends house of vomit" rather than fishtank 2.

Aside from the horrible casting of participants, it's the lack of sharks and the constant staff self inserts are what ruins it the most imo. Sharks were a silent and effective medium for interaction between production and the fish.

 

[C. Cactus]

Tuning in to the room Jimmy is in. First thing I hear: "Unless someone deepthroats the ectoplasm off the door" -Jimmy

Chris Lynch (bartender) is coming back tonight. Jimmy has to give everyone a lesson on the 70s, and Brittany has to write down his lesson plan.

 

[Nutsack Speedbag]

It'd be pretty sweet if by "Big God" they mean Frank Hassle instead of Chris Lynch. Imagine the mental rug pull. Over the last several weeks the fish have associated Chris Lynch with booze and chill conversation only for Frank to come bursting through the door looking for unsoiled personal belongings.

 

[Prostolurk]

Shitty forced romance is classic Goranian entertainment. At least the memes are funny

(Credit to the retards over at /tv/ <3 )

 

[laoyang]

Yah, it feels like the show is more "The Jet and friends house of vomit" rather than fishtank 2.

Aside from the horrible casting of participants, it's the lack of sharks and the constant staff self inserts are what ruins it the most imo. Sharks were a silent and effective medium for interaction between production and the fish.

Before Season 2 premiered, I would have said the crew members were more interesting as themselves as opposed to sharks, but I definitely agree with you now. Jet and Ben think the show is about them, it's so gay lol. Josie and Vance are good at staying in their lane and not hogging up the limelight, so props to them, I actually would like them to return next season.

As for the contestants, Tay and Jimmy are the only interesting fish, with Shinji being a good supporting role. You can't blame the contestants though, like other people say, production constantly changing the rules, forcing bits that suck, fake eliminations, etc, kill any interest they would otherwise have in participating.

Thomas/TJ is a retard though, he needs to be out yesterday. I wasn't fond of Cole but I would totally trade TJ for him.

 

[Aidan]

Forcing the Fish to try to fake romantic tension is one of the most god awful things they will not fucking drop this season. It's cringe, it's nontent, it's absolutely retarded if they want incels simping over these slags to have the guys in the tank having success with them.

This is something I don't understand. Jet complained that simping was basically nonexistent this season. Abby is the girl they brought on to appeal to simps, they've all but said it outright, and then Jet actively tries to sabotage that with "content" that literally no one asked for. If it were anyone but Jet I'd assume they were deliberately sabotaging the show or didn't care about money.