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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Jimmy is currently pissed and on the brink of sperging out due to broken dishes in the sink and fart bomb spray lingering in the house.

Shinji walks in on a pissed Jimmy and offers him a cig, that was a sweet moment,
 
EenGevolg said:
Did he just ruin it again? Someone mentioned he checked after 10 minutes, when apparently the test takes 20+ minutes to show anything.
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If it's negative, the result shows up is 20 minutes or less. If you have AIDS, it takes longer to show up. Therefore, you check it after 10 minutes and that's your result.
At least that's how it works if you use Gay Nigger logic.
 
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He looks so retarded in this hat lmao
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CoolFool said:
Jimmy is currently pissed and on the brink of sperging out due to broken dishes in the sink and fart bomb spray lingering in the house.
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For context, Hyde roid raged on the dishes while Tay cowered like a beaten dog and the fart bomb was for a game of hot potato that got knocked behind the couch.
 
Th rang the beef bell for the JUDGE. now they're sparring neat an open fire place. Judge best his ass lol, tj kinda earned some respect from me lol. Judge says no more funny hats and he can be tj if he wants more. Big tj w, doesn't even have to go in the dog house
 
Sam immediately realizing he went too hard and feeling terrible for beating up TJ lol
 
TJ has rang the bell. He says he has beef with...Sam?!

Sam tells them to fetch the boxing gloves. TJ is mad about his hats being taken away, apparently. Ben gives TJ boxing gloves and also head gear for safety reasons. Somehow he is wearing both the boxing headgear and that silly spinning hat lol.

Jesus christ, I thought Sam would go easy on TJ since he's way bigger, stronger, and more experienced, but he is legit bodying him, knocked his mouth guard out and knocked him over several times. His mouth is bleeding. Sam eventually calls a stop because he's whooping his ass. To TJ's credit he didn't give up, Sam even acknowledged that he's got big balls. Says no more stupid hats and his name is back to TJ for proving himself

Side note, has anyone notice how much Sam plays around and almost flirts with Trish?

Sam asks TJ if he should bring Taylor up, it's his call. TJ says no, everyone praises him for rejecting the Taylor.
 
Jimmy infuriated he isn't the center of attention right now and is talking about how many people he's swung on he's such a child
 
Why didn't they do something so basic like laying a tarp before dropping the sand? It baffles me.

Is he an absolute retard incapable of minimal long term planning, or is he a genius intentionally causing that shitshow? Schrödinhyde's Jet.
 
Well I don't know what happened after Ben informed Jimmy he had to shine TJ's shoes. Cams are back up after Vance directs everyone to sit still for a minute. Anyways, Jimmy tells TJ he should keep his shoes off while he shines them because he won't be able to walk anywhere for a while since the shoe polishing shit takes a while to dry. Jimmy is informed he has to shine TJ's shoes while they are on. TJ is weakly trying to take some initiative. Jimmy is clearly not into this but he's doing it.

Jet talks to TJ while he's getting his shoes shined. Jet asks why he didn't want to talk to Taylor. TJ says he's trying to focus on the game and that he thinks spending too much time with her would lead him astray. Says he has no ill will but he's gotta focus. Says maybe they can talk after the show.
 
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