🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
New Briefcase said:
The main idea being that coming in first or joint first in a challenge gave you immunity, and the loser of the day's challenge had to duel someone else in a deathmatch. Replace the high iq challenges with some weird fishtank stuff and you've got yourself a basic format.
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Well said. The eliminations need to be more consistent with some sort of games that appeal to autists so they'll try and be able to do them. And the lowest scorers have to face off to avoid elimination.
Trumpraxis said:
How is Ozone Harmful?
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Sounds like a good time for The Cell 4!
C. Cactus said:
Trish is burning off her arm hair with a lighter. Nobody is acting like this is out of the ordinary. Is this a thing girls do? My fiance said she'd never heard of it. Also, Jimmy is pulling out his leg hair.
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A well adjusted, mentally stable group of people.
 
The "move heavy furniture as fast as you can through a narrow hallway for hours, while other people do the same thing in the opposite direction" challenge was such a retarded idea, I knew this would happen the moment Sam described it. Despite not being involved in shattering the coffee table (which happened 5 minutes into the contest), TJ has managed to cut his hand. Ben bandaged him up and he's fine. Sometimes, production being retarded is what makes the tank a uniquely funny show.

I'm pretty sure it was Shinji, not Jimmy, who was carrying the table with Duanye when it broke, but I'm not positive.

Edit: It was TJ who broke the table with Duanye but he cut himself later when he was trying to clean it.
 
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C. Cactus said:
Trish is burning off her arm hair with a lighter. Nobody is acting like this is out of the ordinary. Is this a thing girls do? My fiance said she'd never heard of it. Also, Jimmy is pulling out his leg hair.
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I would burn my pubic hair at parties. Then again, I'm a dude. But I've seen drunk girls & guys burn body at hair drunk. Not so much, sober.
 
C. Cactus said:
The "move heavy furniture as fast as you can through a narrow hallway for hours, while other people do the same thing in the opposite direction" challenge was such a retarded idea, I knew this would happen the moment Sam described it. Despite not being involved in shattering the coffee table (which happened 5 minutes into the contest), TJ has managed to cut his hand. Ben bandaged him up and he's fine. Sometimes, production being retarded is what makes the tank a uniquely funny show.

I'm pretty sure it was Shinji, not Jimmy, who was carrying the table with Duanye when it broke, but I'm not positive.
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It was TJ, not Jimmy, per @No Face's screenshot. I got them mixed up, my bad.
 
Mudkipcorn said:
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Context: house fixtures war and glass breaking. Two rooms and two teams competeing to fill different parts of the house with furniture and large items
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It's finally starting to look like a Fish Tank house.
C. Cactus said:
The "move heavy furniture as fast as you can through a narrow hallway for hours, while other people do the same thing in the opposite direction" challenge was such a retarded idea, I knew this would happen the moment Sam described it. Despite not being involved in shattering the coffee table (which happened 5 minutes into the contest), TJ has managed to cut his hand. Ben bandaged him up and he's fine. Sometimes, production being retarded is what makes the tank a uniquely funny show.
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Most days it's hard to figure out if the crew is more retarded than the contestants.
 
Roughousing on the stairs, someone's gonna get hurt. This challenge is so stupid, but it sounds like they're having fun at least.
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They're all wrestling ON THE FUCKING STAIRS trying to block each other from grabbing furniture. If Sam is paying attention, he has to be having an aneurysm from liability potential. To be fair, it's really funny. Shinji picked up the new girl and carried her like 10 feet as though it was nothing.

Jet obviously realized this was a bad idea and had them vote on whether it should still be allowed (weird way to handle it but ok). They all voted to still allow it. They are having fun, so good for them. They are no longer allowed to grab onto each other but can still block.

Why are Shinji and Trish wearing safety goggles?

Edit: Game has resumed, and Trish has removed her shirt because "it will make people not want to touch her". Jimmy launched right into her regardless, because of fucking course he did. I have no idea why she wouldn't expect this. A few minutes later, she tried to throw an eight ball up the stairs and Ben made her stand in the corner as punishment.
 
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Karen Horney said:
TJ and Jimmy trying to block each other. Trish throwing things upstairs to shinji. Dan'e in timeout.
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I just heard Ben say that it's because he threw a blender. This was such a terrible idea, but at the same time, it's great content. Ben is visibly stressed out trying to referee the challenge and it's making me laugh.
 
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