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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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Real date happened immediately after fake pretend date. TTS asked if Tayleigh found Jimmy attractive and she said no. Which sometimes actually means the complete opposite of what women are actually thinking if you've had some experience (Stoooop, you're gross haha, anyway let's hang out in bedroom 3 alone Jimbo), go figure.
 
Jimmy's first act as president is the yeet yourself off the stairs challenge. They are actually doing this.

Jimmy has discovered his shit is missing. Automatically blames Abby. Says he's president and that he demands to see the tapes to see who did it. Said whoever did it should be eliminated. Jimmy is stupid and says it couldn't be anyone else. Sam says he isn't allowed to see camera footage even as president.

Abby is sitting alone in the living room sniffling and being useless. I hope she leaves soon.

Jimmy is ranting to Trish and Tay. Tay says it could be TJ because she didn't see him and she didn't hear him lifting weights during the speech. Jimmy goes to the weight lifting coach and asks, coach says TJ has been with him the whole time.

Jimmy is on the brink of a sperg out and believes it was Abby. Guess we will have to wait and see how he gets revenge.
 
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skrod said:
Duany'ay - Don't expect anyone to agree with me here, but I think having a sassy gay black guy in a Sam Hyde reality show was a great move. He is constantly causing drama or just being annoying to everyone in the house. He responds to every single TTS message. He is a racist black supremacist. That in itself is super funny. Obviously I hate him as a person, but the sassy gay black is a reality show staple, and he fits right in IMO.
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I fully agree with you on Duany'ay while I don't like him as a person he is perfect for the fishtank. A normal straight black guy would just sexually harass the women or assault someone but g being a gay black guy he just gets sassy and talks shit which is perfect.
 
Operation Jimmy Missile
Background: Duany'ay and Tai (simon) were tasked by Jet to secretly put all of Jimmy's stuff into the basement for a reward of cigarettes', chips and food.
While Jimmy was giving a presidential run speech, Duany'ay managed to get Jimmy's stuff into the basement.

immy soon found his room empty and immediately blamed Brittney and demanded Sam to rewind the camera to see who did it.

Jimmy power tripped that someone would be kicked off. Keep in mind that Jimmy also threw Brittney's bag outside the window.
 
Someone in sneedchat said this was the IQ test they took, which seems likely (but anyone got source on that?). It's a test for teens/young adults where 16+ = adult. I took the test halfway into my fifth beer and scored 49/60 right, putting me at 134 IQ, same as Tayleigh.

Honestly any sober adult scoring less than ~45 should be considered retarded, I'll give Shinji some leeway for being ESL (I am too, but not as bad).

EDIT: I'm 99% sure that this is the test, look at the darker parts of Q 51 & 57.
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P.S. Dumbgay got 82 IQ, that means he had 23 right answers out of 60. The test consists of mainly 4 option answers with ~4-5 with 3 answers, that means by purely guessing, you'll have around ~16-17 points. If Dumbgay answered 2 more questions wrong, he'd be too dumb for the test to evaluate his IQ.
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Previous Endorsement Stats linked below

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hydes-fishtank-live-general.164029/post-17464577
Stats as of 10:50PM 1/8/24


(As always, Please play this song while reading the stats for full effect or not if you don't like mario party)



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1st Shinji- 8856 -
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2nd TJ - 5510 ↑
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3rd Jimmy- 5149 - ↓

Runners up:
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Tayleigh - 3392 -
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Trish - 1391 -
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Duany'ay - 249
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Tai - 188
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Update: Newest Addition to Hellhouse Obituary


Jimmy's $800 Dollar Artifact Ashtray 1/8/24 - KO - Cause: Women

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Taylor 1/2/24 - KO - Cause: et tu, tj?

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Brian 1/4/24 - KO - Cause: Sacrificed to keep Jimmy on the show. If he's Brian, he's Crian!
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Nifty: KO 1/4/24 - Cause: Chemical attack by Jimmy, eventually passed away from their skin absorbing too much poisonous cologne. Long live the content queen.
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Delaney: ??? 1/4/24 - Cause: So obscure she faded from reality. She's probably still there, we just haven't noticed her yet.
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Cole: - Retired 12/27/23 Reason: Dishonorably Discharged
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Summer: - TKO 12/22/23 Cause: Mental Combustion
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JC - Retired 12/22/23 Cause: Voluntary Forfeit
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Meg - KO - 12/25/23 Cause: Told to take a seat by Jimmy, obliged by taking a permanent break from the game
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I just tuned in and Jimmy is having an epic meltdown at Trish and Abby? What the hell is going on, someone elaborate. Sam is standing between them just in case Jimmy spergs out physically.
 
UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
Operation Jimmy Missile
Background: Duany'ay and Tai (simon) were tasked by Jet to secretly put all of Jimmy's stuff into the basement for a reward of cigarettes', chips and food.
While Jimmy was giving a presidential run speech, Duany'ay managed to get Jimmy's stuff into the basement.
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immy soon found his room empty and immediately blamed Brittney and demanded Sam to rewind the camera to see who did it.
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Jimmy power tripped that someone would be kicked off. Keep in mind that Jimmy also threw Brittney's bag outside the window.
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Jimmy find out Simon did it because he did something similar with Lance from Season 1

Jimmy apologized to Brittney for thinking it was her
 
Jimmy calls Abby by her real name and says he promises to destroy every personal item she owns if she decides to stay. Jimmy says he will make Abby's life hell and force her to quit. He's going to do a beef challenge against Abby, they are sprinting.

While waiting for the challenge, Trish breaks Jimmy's favorite ashtray, hoarderman's ashtray. Jimmy says that Trish has made herself an enemy and she's going to regret it.

Jimmy won the challenge. Tells Abby again she better leave if she doesn't want all of her shit destroyed. Jimmy is now looking for Abby's shit to break. Sam is near by, says it just to make sure he stays between him and the girls.
 
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Jimmy apologized to Brittney for thinking it was her
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CoolFool said:
Jimmy calls Abby by her real name and says he promises to destroy every personal item she owns if she decides to stay. Jimmy says he will make Abby's life hell and force her to quit. He's going to do a beef challenge against Abby, they are sprinting
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Wait, did he apologize or is he still sperging at Abby about this?

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While waiting for the challenge, Trish breaks Jimmy's favorite ashtray, hoarderman's ashtray. Jimmy says that Trish has made herself an enemy and she's going to regret it.
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Wasn't he just calling Abby dumb for not keeping her important shit in the basement?

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Are the Jimmy/Tomas counts off or did he usurp the President for 2nd place?
 
Brittney/Abby called the challenge? Jimmy's cussing out literally everyone, what the fuck happened? They keep running around too fast to switch cameras.
Jimmy charged off to cut up her IDs, until Sam said he couldn't. Jimmy keeps using "no character arc" as an insult, super gay.
 
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JenkinsJinkies said:
Wasn't he just calling Abby dumb for not keeping her important shit in the basement?
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Yes lol. He's sperging saying it was made in 1920 and worth $800. Why did he bring it then? Hypocrite.

Jimmy is angry and now awaiting for Abby to come to the doghouse so he can chain her up. He keeps telling her to go home. She tells him to fuck off and Jet, Ben, and Sam had to step between him and Abby. Jimmy is sperging out hard core at Abby and Trish. Sam and Jet are happy because this is prime content.

Jimmy is sent to his room to calm down. He is not allowed to walk Abby if she has to go to the bathroom or whatever, staff will do it.

Jimmy was also informed that he can break stuff but not personal IDs.

Damnit, I have to go to bed, someone give a detailed write up of what happens.
 
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feral cat #6385 said:
Jimmy is such a big man picking on the woman all the time.
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Tasking the women to mess with Jimmy makes more money than making the men do it though the freeloaders in general are tasked with fucking with the fish.
The spergout against TJ got less attention (and money) than the spergout against Taylor so you can see why the wiggers would be pushing the women to fuck with Jimmy.
The MDE wiggers figured out how to milk simps and it isn't by flooding the tank with cutesy uwu girls.
 
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