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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I've never seen the point of bringing on Frank. His brand of "humor" was never meant for a place like Fish Tank. His whole deal is that he's annoying actual strangers that don't know who he is or why he's suddenly bothering them in public. Fish Tank is a place where the fish know who he is and also know to expect him being a trouble maker. I don't think Frank is going to do shit to help the show. All of the fish except maybe Danye and Abby are Frank fans so they're just going to see this as a meet and great experience.

The worst he can do is break their shit or pour gross stuff on them. They already survived The Cell so gross stuff isn't much of a big deal, and they can just put the stuff they don't want destroyed in the basement. He'll probably just annoy Danye since that's what fans are dying for... but idk if it will work, Danye has proven to be immune to all forms of torture so far, and I doubt Jet wants him gone even if he's annoying as shit since Danye gets a ton of hate TTS.
 
Did Jimmy have some established bond with the phone?
No. It's a $10 toy phone that the production gave to him like a week or two ago to LARP him taking calls from his employers (aka imaginary people). I don't know what kind of bond he managed to form with that thing, but definitely seems like a huge overreaction since there was $50k on the line.
 
No. It's a $10 toy phone that the production gave to him like a week or two ago to LARP him taking calls from his employers (aka imaginary people). I don't know what kind of bond he managed to form with that thing, but definitely seems like a huge overreaction since there was $50k on the line.
It's not about the money. It's about.. sending a message
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No. It's a $10 toy phone that the production gave to him like a week or two ago to LARP him taking calls from his employers (aka imaginary people). I don't know what kind of bond he managed to form with that thing, but definitely seems like a huge overreaction since there was $50k on the line.
Jesus, what a fucking tard. At first I assumed it was some item of sentimental value he brought in with him. It would still be profoundly stupid, but at least I could maybe understand. I legitimately do not know how they're going to get interesting content without him, Tay and Tai are the only ones consistently interesting. TJ and Shinji are only interesting in short bursts, Dumb'gay is literally just 'sassy gay black man', and I honestly forget Brittany and Trish exist half the time.
 
Did Jimmy have some established bond with the phone?
No, his sperg out wasn't really about the phone itself, it was the fact that she and Jet's crew had been messing with him all day and he was already angry at her. She could have been trying to break something else and he would have likely had the same response.
 
Jimmy does some classic wifebeater shit there, immediately accusing the woman of doing what HE just did. "Don't you ever raise that at me again." Damn. And he does it on pure instinct. Pity any girl who so much as smiles in his direction in the future, she's doomed.

Guess Meg would've won that IQ test if she stuck around.
 
Did Jimmy have some established bond with the phone?

No. It's a $10 toy phone that the production gave to him like a week or two ago to LARP him taking calls from his employers (aka imaginary people). I don't know what kind of bond he managed to form with that thing, but definitely seems like a huge overreaction since there was $50k on the line.
It's actually even cringier than that. He would larp as the G-Man from Half-Life using it to call his employers
 
Sam Hyde destroys another woman, yet his bloody hands remain ever clean. When will he stop getting away with it?! When will the victims of his machiavellian games figure it out? More importantly, when will it stop being funny?
 
This is the third time this season that producion chased the most interesting fish out of the house. Well, I guess I can’t really blame them for Summer but still.
Driving Cole AND Jimmy out of the house are both massive failures. Especially Jimmy, because anyone who isn’t living on whippets in the basement could have seen this coming a mile away.
 
No. It's a $10 toy phone that the production gave to him like a week or two ago to LARP him taking calls from his employers (aka imaginary people). I don't know what kind of bond he managed to form with that thing, but definitely seems like a huge overreaction since there was $50k on the line.
But was it a predictable reaction from Jimmy?

Jimmy went ballistic earlier when Jet ordered his stuff to be thrown down the stairs.
Jet gaslit Jimmy into thinking Abby had a mission to mess with him.
Sam was tailing Jimmy after that throughout the house for an hour, so he could stop him if Jimmy went crazy.

Jimmy calmed down.

Then someone ruined his hoarder-man ashtray (Jimmy was very attached to this one). Most people expected him to flip out at this point, but he didn't.
Nobody was keeping an eye on Jimmy or telling the "Actress" with the mission to mess with Jimmy to calm down for the day.
Production made him believe all the incidents involving someone messing with his belongings were done by Abby.

I don't know why Jet thinks it's a good idea to get skinny women to anger the schizoid guy with the incredibly bad temperament without having complete control of the situation.

I believe Jet observed the engagement and TTS resulting from Jimmy's reaction, and being a sponge-brained fool, he thought he could let the skinny girls continue messing with him without needing to pay attention.

Good job jeting it up and sacrificing your last free content creating guy for a few more TTS for the day, Jet.
 
if you think Britney got it worse or more undeservedly from Jimmy than TJ got it from Sam, you're either a simp or a foid

Where's the complete retard sticker? You must think the sub 85 IQ nigger is a fucking genius if your brain can even form thoughts this stupid.

Jimmy reminds me of Jon, when they mess with other people's stuff it is ok, but when someone messes with their stuff they completely lose their mind.on that note, why do they bring things that they are emotionally attached to? knowing very well that their stuff will be fucked with.

This is just hours after telling Abby she's stupid for not keeping her important shit in the basement.

It really does seem like every time Sam leaves, things go to shit so fast. Jet should have stopped bothering Jimmy after he had finally cooled off from the first beef with Abby. Jimmy was already getting tons of TTS and gifts left and right after that, they were rolling in money. But no, Jet just had to be greedy and keep poking the paranoid spergy bear.

Jet needs to take the IQ test so we can see him score lower than Dumbgay
 
When Meg left citing that she was afraid of Jimmy I thought "Jimmy's a gigantic sperg but I doubt he'd really lay hands on anyone" but as time went on I saw just how right she was. Getting in Taylor's face and screaming, hugging on Trish for way too long, and then this. Whew.
 
Sam can't escape this one, even after they had all of production ready to intervene if Jimmy snapped, he tasked Tayleigh to fuck with his shit. I was wondering last night if they were trying to burn Jimmy out pushing him this hard.

Jimmy definitely crossed a line and has to be kicked out. However, they are in a high stress, competitive, and abnormal circumstance in this show. Real world reality shows with adults in charge and understanding of their liability often intervene long before tensions get this high. Probably cause they know they are liable when they push people this hard. I'm not saying Jimmy was right in the way he acted, I'm saying he cracked under a lot of pressure and the show is really lucky it didn't go much much worse. Sam and Jet really mismanaged this and set up a dangerous situation.

Abby and Trish should of been told to cool it and stop cooperating to destroy Jimmy's shit for the night, and if they were they absolutely should be kicked off the show too. But I really doubt that every happened with how reckless Sam and Jet were with egging this situation on.

Abby absolutely should threaten to sue Sam and Jet, they straight up need to learn as lesson from this besides everyone checking out of watching the Tank, and I'm happy with whatever number makes the season just barely unprofitable going to her.

This seasons fucking done. Not just because all the fish left are boring, even if I like Tayleigh and Shinji, but because Sam and Jet mismanaged the show so monumentally they are lucky it all didn't get shut down legally last night.
 
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What an insane night, I hate that I missed it live. Absolute insanity. I feel bad for Jimmy ultimately, he's a fucked up dude and the production seemingly would not stop messing with him the entire day EVEN THOUGH they know Jimmy is capable of spergouts that could come to violence, or at least close to it. I hope Sam rips Jets asshole open, assuming Sam was away for the latter half of the night. Messing with a clearly disturbed guy with anger issues non-stop is literally a recipe for disaster. The only reason I can think of them doing this is because they literally wanted Jimmy to sperg out like this, even if it meant there was a chance he seriously hurt another fish. Just to be clear, i'm not defending Jimmy's tardrage, it is not okay to react that way at all even if he didn't technically hit her and trying to justify it later is disgusting but Jimmy is not right in the head, likely from legitimate traumatic events in his life, but again the crew pushed him to his breaking point and it is entirely their fault.
Also just want to point out that both production and Jimmy are INSANELY lucky Jimmy didn't actually hit her or even touch her. It looks like Jimmy threw that mallet with full fucking force even if he didn't try to aim for her, a bad throw could've ruined his fucking life.
He knows she was sent here to drive him nuts so he'll lose the game.
Hilarious in retrospect.
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Abby(Brit) and Trish planned this from the get go.
This shit is so insane, it's like it's legitimately scripted. The way Brit looks at the camera holding the stuff up with a smile. As soon as Jet gets on the walkie-talkie, Jimmy immediately looks around for Brit then walks away. How Jet looks towards Jimmy's direction twice as Jimmy leaves and doesn't do anything. Trish yelling for him as he walks up stairs. Jimmy coincidentally finds her the split second before she hits the telephone a 2nd time. How Jimmy manages to tard throw two items that thankfully aren't aimed at Brit. Absolute fucking insanity.
 
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I feel like Jet and Sam put a little too much faith in the ideas that 1. The promise of cash and 2. That everything is being recorded everywhere, would prevent someone from doing something really stupid like what Jimmy did.
Also kind of funny that so many people sperg out about someone throwing a pen or cologne on another person, but when a guy shoves and raises a croquet mallet at a woman it ls " Bitch shouldn't have messed with his toy phone"
 
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