🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Lester Tasker]

Y'all saying TJ was doing good are full of shit, he never stood his ground, Jimmy would pummel him over and over again in the head, TJ barely got any good hits in.

Neither of them got a single good hit it lol

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Anyone that thinks Jimmy is that good of an actor are as retarded as he is.

Nobody does. Everybody who likes Jimmy, likes him for how fucking retarded he is and the retarded things he does.

The worst part about this character building arc is that TJ had to be told to fight Jimmy again and wait for Jimmy to be booted again to vent his feelings.

 

[Jobama]

Lmao the best part about the fight is since Jimmy was sperging out about Lubecooch in front of everyone none of the fish will believe it because he sounded insane. He actually got away with it.

 

[Nutsack Speedbag]

Sam breaks stuff in the house for fun.

I wasn't sure why the fuck they brought Jimmy back and this was it. Jimmy wasn't going to be doing the show long term with two security guards around him, it was a desperate bid to make TJ seem favorable. Y'all saying TJ was doing good are full of shit, he never stood his ground, Jimmy would pummel him over and over again in the head, TJ barely got any good hits in. At one point Jimmy is hunched over exaggeratedly huffing and TJ comes from the side to cheap shot him in the ears and Jimmy still deflects.

Jimmy had to quit for TJ to get a win, because he wasn't going to be allowed to win the fight, he was only brought back for this bit and he couldn't even step up to a set up. It's so tremendously fake and gay I'm out of the season entirely. Will probably be Trish and TJ as the final 2, and who the fuck could give a damn about that.

The two retarded slobs can't fight. Imagine my shock.

Sam was upset because he had a lot planned for Jimmy but production shot themselves in the foot by gassing him up beforehand. They were gonna lock him in a room like Hannibal Lecter and probably get Hassle to kill him on camera or something but that's all out the window because Jimmy thinks his fanbase is legitimate.

 

[Polyboros2]

Neither of them got a single good hit it lol

Fair but Jimmy got clean hits in around TJ's guard.

 

[CoolFool]

Lmao the best part about the fight is since Jimmy was sperging out about Lubecooch in front of everyone none of the fish will believe it because he sounded insane. He actually got away with it.

I was thinking the same thing. I guess there's a chance Tay could ask him about it and try to figure it out.

 

[Karen Horney]

Neither of them got a single good hit it lol

Two retards fighting is more fun to watch than professionals tbh. No rules only slaps and pushing. Sam intervening and getting rolled had me in tears

 

[Sicko Hunter]

It honestly seems just a little too perfect. There was no way keeping Jimmy in the tank was going to be sustainable in the long term, even with the smoke-alarm American security guards flanking him. Were they going to sleep in the bed with him too? They bring him in for like 20 minutes and he just so happens to get himself kicked by giving him as he has the upper hand? And it's really not that hard to act that over the top, pretty much any autistic tard can do it. The only thing that gives me hope that it's real is how genuinely angry Sam appeared to be as they moved him down to the basement. And now that he's no longer a contestant, there's absolutely nothing stopping them from just bringing him back in tomorrow. Having him as a recurrent antagonist would be a damn sight more interesting than Frank Hassle.

Conspiracy brain rot is real. You need to get off /pol/. Sam brought back a mentally unstable retard with a history of violence, let him fight despite him warning him he would lose his temper and he flipped out. It all makes sense. This "nothing is real" type shit is giving Jet and Sam way too much credit. Please stop it. Think a little.

 

[retard strength II]

Why would they just let Jimmy loose in the basement with Vance, the blonde girl (uh oh!), and that other guy with the glasses, like what is stopping him from wrecking a bunch of shit on his way out other than said two guys? Everyone else was upstairs.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

The niggas should be reoccurring characters

 

[HexFag]

All production has to do is give TJ a shitty Batman costume and everything will be right in the world. I'm glad Jimmy came back for two seconds before dashing all of goodwill he had left. You think Jimmy put up a fight if TJ had a wig on beforehand?


FINISH HIM

 

[C. Cactus]

Anyone saying this was scripted was retarded. With all the failed bits on this show, sooner or later, some of them are going to go right. Jimmy is not capable of that level of acting and would not allow himself to look like that much of a pussy even if he was. Those were real punches - not good ones - but real ones, and TJ really did push through them. Circumstances just lined up the right way to create kino. I don't think production planned for Jimmy to quit again so soon, and that might be why Sam was pissed, but regardless, they created a very memorable and entertaining moment tonight.

TJ was never my favorite fish, but his hero arc doesn't feel forced to me. He really has come out of his shell and risen up to the challenges they throw at him.

 

[Sammich]

I'm not sure Jimmy can act that well, sam could pull it off, but i'm just not sure jimmy is able to pull it off. I was upset jimmy went out the way he did over the phone, i'm totally fine with him going out like he did with quitting though, for what's that worth.

 

[Polyboros2]

Why would they just let Jimmy loose in the basement with Vance, the blonde girl (uh oh!), and that other guy with the glasses, like what is stopping him from wrecking a bunch of shit on his way out other than said two guys? Everyone else was upstairs.

The fact that it was all fake. Jesus Christ it's like telling children WWE isn't real.

Anyone saying this was scripted was retarded. With all the failed bits on this show, sooner or later, some of them are going to go right. Jimmy is not capable of that level of acting and would not allow himself to look like that much of a pussy even if he was. Those were real punches - not good ones - but real ones, and TJ really did push through them. Circumstances just lined up the right way to create kino. I don't think production planned for Jimmy to quit again so soon, and that might be why Sam was pissed, but regardless, they created a very memorable and entertaining moment tonight.

TJ was never my favorite fish, but his hero arc doesn't feel forced to me. He really has come out of his shell and risen up to the challenges they throw at him.

Do you honestly believe Jimmy was going to hang around for multiple days with two security guards around him? He was never staying the night.

Also, what acting? He was suppose to legit fight TJ and quit if TJ didn't man up. One good hit and Jimmy probably takes the fall, gets asked what to do with Jimmy, and after probably some tard wrangling coaching, say kick him off the show. But TJ couldn't stand his ground, couldn't throw a good punch, and Jimmy was probably getting legit frustrated and pulled the plug.

 

[Lester Tasker]

Fair but Jimmy got clean hits in around TJ's guard.

True. TJ wasn't really phased too much and kept coming back for more though, while Jimmy couldn't hold his sperging back for more than 10 seconds. Jimmy would of course crush him in a "wrestling" match with his weight.

s3 should have a more pronounced autistic fight club element to it

 

[Pentamidine]

KICKING JIMMY OFF WAS STUPID

LETTING JIMMY BACK ON WAS STUPID

LETTING JIMMY QUIT INSTEAD OF BEING CODDLED IS STUPID

Glad he's gone. This dude tried to weasel out of the fight (I'm not doing beefs, I'm not going to sleep in the dog house), then he tried to bluff his way out of the fight (I'll quit the show), then he tried to scare them into not having the fight (I'm not going to follow the rules, it's gonna be real ugly), then he tried to mitigate the fight (Only one round, I'm not doing more than that), then he threw Dark Souls haymakers for a few minutes until he got gassed, then he started taking a few shots and finally gave up and quit.

The side effect of gaslighting him into thinking he was the biggest success of the show was him thinking he could make demands to production like that. I think he actually believed the shit he was saying in bedroom 1. He actually thought if he threatened to walk that they'd let him do whatever he wanted. The absolute state of delusion of this retard. And despite being so full of himself, thinking he really was the star of the show, think he was going to be able to destroy the other fish, all that and he couldn't endure a few minutes of boxing with heavy gloves and headgear against someone 45 pounds lighter than him.

We all knew the 12 years of MMA was a lie, that he was just pretending to be a hardass that could kill someone with a single punch, etc. But even I thought he'd be able to endure a boxing match against fucking TJ of all people. TJ barely even threw any punches.

True. TJ wasn't really phased too much and kept coming back for more though, while Jimmy couldn't hold his sperging back for more than 10 seconds. Jimmy would of course crush him in a "wrestling" match with his weight.

s3 should have a more pronounced autistic fight club element to it

Yeah. I thought Jimmy's Dark Souls windup punches would hit really hard, but when he was landing him TJ was unphased and his head wasn't getting bounced around like when Sam or Ben hit him. That said, TJ barely landed any - he definitely lost the fight

 

[Chuck McGill]

Conspiracy brain rot is real. You need to get off /pol/. Sam brought back a mentally unstable retard with a history of violence, let him fight despite him warning him he would lose his temper and he flipped out. It all makes sense. This "nothing is real" type shit is giving Jet and Sam way too much credit. Please stop it. Think a little.

>stop spinning wild conspiracy theories
>on a sam hyde production

 

[Jobama]

KICKING JIMMY OFF WAS STUPID

LETTING JIMMY BACK ON WAS STUPID

LETTING JIMMY QUIT INSTEAD OF BEING CODDLED IS STUPID

Glad he's gone. This dude tried to weasel out of the fight (I'm not doing beefs, I'm not going to sleep in the dog house), then he tried to bluff his way out of the fight (I'll quit the show), then he tried to scare them into not having the fight (I'm not going to follow the rules, it's gonna be real ugly), then he tried to mitigate the fight (Only one round, I'm not doing more than that), then he threw Dark Souls haymakers for a few minutes until he got gassed, then he started taking a few shots and finally gave up and quit.

The side effect of gaslighting him into thinking he was the biggest success of the show was him thinking he could make demands to production like that. I think he actually believed the shit he was saying in bedroom 1. He actually thought if he threatened to walk that they'd let him do whatever he wanted. The absolute state of delusion of this retard. And despite being so full of himself, thinking he really was the star of the show, think he was going to be able to destroy the other fish, all that and he couldn't endure a few minutes of boxing with heavy gloves and headgear against someone 45 pounds lighter than him.

We all knew the 12 years of MMA was a lie, that he was just pretending to be a hardass that could kill someone with a single punch, etc. But even I thought he'd be able to endure a boxing match against fucking TJ of all people. TJ barely even threw any punches.

Jimmy spent an hour telling Tj that he wasn’t allowed to ring the bell. After he did he started moping around saying he wasn’t going to do it. He fought dirty the entire fight. He got completely gassed out in the end and had to keep resting during the middle of the fight. Sam even had to tell Tj to hit him while he was resting because of how much he was doing it. Then he quit the entire show like a bitch. Anyone who doesn’t think Tj won this is delusional.

 

[C. Cactus]

Why would they just let Jimmy loose in the basement with Vance, the blonde girl (uh oh!), and that other guy with the glasses, like what is stopping him from wrecking a bunch of shit on his way out other than said two guys? Everyone else was upstairs.

Vance is probably stronger than Jimmy and could take him in a fight. Maybe they were counting on that, but it's more likely that they all share a single brain cell and just didn't think about it. There was a brief moment right after Jimmy went to the basement that a lot of people might have missed, with Sam and Jet talking quietly right below the living room camera. One of them asked the other "should I go down there?", (can't remember which one) but then they both got distracted interacting with the fish.

 

[laoyang]

I can buy the idea that this was a humiliation ritual for Jimmy planned by production, but obviously Jimmy and TJ weren't in on it. They know TJ and Jimmy never liked each other, they know TJ has his shame about his porn account and that he's always up for a boxing match even if he gets his ass kicked, and they know Jimmy is a weird sperg who brags about training in MMA but only ever likes to get physical with women.

So, they bring Jimmy back and tell him not to bring up TJ's porn account, knowing full well he'd bring it up, which would just piss TJ off enough to start a beef and fight with legit anger as opposed to being a goofball. Sam got pissed because Jimmy was trying to pussy out of the fight after talking a boatload of shit and then fighting dirty, but I'd wager the plan was always gonna be Jimmy leaving tonight, having those two black dudes watching over him 24/7 on a livestream for more than a couple of hours is unfeasible.

I dunno, maybe I sound crazy, but that's what went down tonight imo.