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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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Marche said:
I've heard plenty of ones at TJ, actually less about Jimmys DA account.
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I only heard a couple get through to TJ, and it didn't last long after he went to the basement and almost quit over one. I haven't heard anymore after that, well, not until tonight.

I have only heard a couple mentioning Jimmy's DA account directly but I've heard plenty about him being into troons and trying to fuck femboys. Tbh I don't think Jimmy's DA account got much attention compared to TJ's since Jimmy's porn favorites was weird but not incest or animal screwing.
 
CoolFool said:
Someone else can post more incriminating screenshots but really it isn't even needed. Just think about it for a second:

1. Has a letterboxd account where he writes sexual reviews (even movies that had zero sex in them)

2. Used this name on all his other social media accounts but the one porn account with the same name just so happens to be the one that isn't his?

3. His friend confirmed TJ constantly shared shocking porn "for the joke"

4. And the biggest proof of all, production not allowing ANY of this to get through to TTS. TTS can say all kinds of nasty stuff and call Jimmy a dog fucker and bring up him being into troon porn yet none of the allegations against TJ are allowed?
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There were a couple TTS messages about his porn habits, but that aside, none of this seems at all convincing to me, or even like evidence. Someone earlier in the thread posted the screenshot of his “self dox” on rule34 and it was obviously fake, made using his Fishtank thumbnail.

Again, not saying the account isn’t his, but it’s weird that everyone seems to be fully convinced it is if this is the quality of evidence we’re working with.

Also, the letterboxd reviews are funny.
 
Am I the only person here who doesn't care TJ was into weird porn shit? He's not not into diapers or kids like who cares? This is a reality show where most of the contestants are Sam Hyde fans. No shit people are deviants. What exactly did you expect?
 
Dumgay’s strongest attribute is endurance. I doubt Tai and Trish can mind break him. TTS pretty much exclusively calls him an aids riddled low iq faggot an nigger. He never cares.

I think Ben kicked him from the cell because they saw the writing on the wall and knew he’d outlast them. He’s the only person other than Trish that hasn’t threatened to quit. Don’t get me wrong he’s annoying but I think Tai/Trish fail their mission 10/10 times.
 
Polyboros2 said:
It's so tremendously fake and gay I'm out of the season entirely.
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guy, everything they script, it always goes sideways, that's the unsaid charm of the thing because that's when very real things happen
can't even script a Wonka moment without fatty at the ready to ruin the bit

what drives Sam to take chances with these sorts of outsider men is a nugget of empathy he has for them if they're oriented the right way (they pass the initial ick check - not a fag, not a dandy fruit, not drinking cheap Lambrusco wine on the Janiculum hill overlooking Rome at sunset, love that memory) because I think he himself views his humble self as a bit of misunderstood car crashing, failure to launch rowdy person and thus appreciates the heck out of peer level people who he feels are taking a chance on him, and he speaks with gratitude about all who do; what gets him xploding is when that gesture isn't reciprocated with solidarity and proper discretion, failure to perform in expected manners, or them continuing with their fundamental malfunction because he has a feeling he's made an to effort correct their course (that's all the wiggers that didn't make his crew)

maybe the biggest tragedy is that these kooky fellas don't even realise Sam has an emotional investment in them, so when the rage comes, oh boy - it can be better if he's ambivalent about you and not setting expectations for you in his mind; you won't win, but at least you won't put him in a self-defense situation
 
ChrisIsGay said:
The Cumberland council meeting was more entertaining then Jimmy returning.
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they couldn't just wait until the meeting was over to let Jimmy go nuts?

Talk about dropping the ball, they should have wheeled in a television and let the fish particpate in a zoom call at the council meeting. make it a fun cross over. then once its over say "the council said they were sending someone over here they are...."

it would have been even better to have him on tomorrow, have Jet/sam/ben force them all up early in the morning using the same explanation "the city sent one of their people over to check up on everything" and then have him be the city inspector/villain like that EPA faggot from ghostbusters.
 
curbside2 said:
Dumgay’s strongest attribute is endurance.
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Thats not Endurance, thats literally his low IQ.
But I very much agree Tai and Trish cannot make shit up to phase him, he is too stupid for anything to stick.
He is the type where the only Truth that is true is the one he came up with.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Am I the only person here who doesn't care TJ was into weird porn shit? He's not not into diapers or kids like who cares? This is a reality show where most of the contestants are Sam Hyde fans. No shit people are deviants. What exactly did you expect?
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I am more ok with if they are letting TTS through that shits on him for it. He can like weird porn all he wants and have fucked up mommy fantasies with horses with his pornsick brain but he should be able to be made fun of for that.
 
Archive of the fight in case people want to see Jimmy's 12 years of MMA experience


Sam's screaming at that faggot Jimmy


TOTAL JIMMY DEATH


kinda late i know but the site is being really really slow rn (:_(
A video for all the Jimmy bros out there
 
I started recording the Cumberland Town Council meeting a little late, but got them talking about Fishtank and how they were worried about what was going to happen due to a social media post. The main female speaker mentioned that she "doesn't do the tweets". There were around 120 people in the meeting prior to it starting. They realize they were on a hot mic about 20 minutes in and muted.


The meeting itself was expectedly boring. They opened it up for public comment at the end, and as expected, it was simply cringe MDE fans spouting memes to 60 year olds.
 
popnloch ness monster said:
what drives Sam to take chances with these sorts of outsider men is a nugget of empathy he has for them if they're oriented the right way (they pass the initial ick check - not a fag, not a dandy fruit, not drinking cheap Lambrusco wine on the Janiculum hill overlooking Rome at sunset, love that memory) because I think he himself views his humble self as a bit of misunderstood car crashing, failure to launch rowdy person and thus appreciates the heck out of peer level people who he feels are taking a chance on him, and he speaks with gratitude about all who do; what gets him xploding is when that gesture isn't reciprocated with solidarity and proper discretion, failure to perform in expected manners, or them continuing with their fundamental malfunction because he has a feeling he's made an to effort correct their course (that's all the wiggers that didn't make his crew)
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I'm inclined to agree, but that wasn't the cause of Sam's rage towards Jimmy, imo Sam just correctly sees Jimmy as a punk who likes to throw hands against women but who pussies out when a man confronts him. He offered Jimmy a second chance after he headbutted Taylor and in return Jimmy attacked Brit over a toy phone. Tonight was all about revenge, sweet lasting revenge, and to expose Jimmy as the punk he is, to both the other fish and to his shrinking fanbase.

I think the scenario you talk about is more relevant to Cole and Jon, Sam genuinely took a liking to them and they both shit on him in return.
 
Marche said:
What did Sam yell? Something about 30 pounds and "You said you would make this show good"?
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Jimmy had thirty pounds on TJ which is the entire reason he was able to barrel through him so easily.
Punished Borzoi said:
I am more ok with if they are letting TTS through that shits on him for it. He can like weird porn all he wants and have fucked up mommy fantasies with horses with his pornsick brain but he should be able to be made fun of for that.
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Maybe all the head trauma will reset his nightmare kinks back to vanilla.
 
Jelq Cloaca said:
I started recording the Cumberland Town Council meeting a little late, but got them talking about Fishtank and how they were worried about what was going to happen due to a social media post. The main female speaker mentioned that she "doesn't do the tweets". There were around 120 people in the meeting prior to it starting. They realize they were on a hot mic about 20 minutes in and muted.
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The meeting itself was expectedly boring. They opened it up for public comment at the end, and as expected, it was simply cringe MDE fans spouting memes to 60 year olds.
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Councilmen should do Fishtank.
 
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