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[Noble Redditor]

What did Jimmy say to Sam before he quit? To me it sounded like Sam told Jimmy that the fight would go until he or TJ announced they quit. Jimmy said he was done. Sam said that he had to say "I quit" before they'd end the match. What I heard was Jimmy saying "then I'm quitting the show," meaning he was choosing to leave the show instead of admitting that TJ beat him.

People are saying Jimmy got kicked off for quitting the fight but I don't think that's true. I think he quit the show voluntarily because he couldn't handle losing.

 

[laoyang]

possibly, I think that's just a switch from Jimmy shooting up on top of his immediate shitlist; a thing Sam had ignored as a character quality of Jimmy's becomes a thing to throw in his face right then and there
I don't think Sam has any qualms about throwing mallets at women in principle, like most all men he's just lucid enough not do it in the presence of alternatives, and cameras, or over a toy phone lol
hopping Jimmy up on lubecooch lore looks to me like trying to cut the Simmons situation in a different way, and Jimmy choked

You think Sam wanted Jimmy to win and use that to get TJ out? It's possible, but I dunno, TJ is otherwise a boring but likeable guy who isn't a potential liability like Jimmy, and Sam appreciated how he stood up to him in their boxing match. Plus why would they keep him on this long and agree to censor TTS about his porn account if they were just going to kick him for it? And why use Jimmy of all people for it?

 

[Telecom]

12:57 am: Shinji admitted to tai summer gave him a boner when she was holding on to him. He said he could get it up to every girl in the tank, except nifty. He said he would have sex with nifty if she hired him though. lol

1:11 am: Tai likes deathnote and thinks shinji looks like the guy from deathnote. I'm suprised tai likes deathnote. Shinji has only seen the live action deathnote ironically.

1:18 am: Shinji tells tai he already misses fishtank and likes being here. He hasn't even left yet.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

People are saying Jimmy got kicked off for quitting the fight but I don't think that's true. I think he quit the show voluntarily because he couldn't handle losing.

bro thats literally the same thing. quitting the fight means quitting the show, quitting the show means quitting the fight.

 

[Grift Garrison]

He called time in the middle of the fight because he was gassed. Thats an auto loss.

 

[New Briefcase]

You're overthinking it. Sam and the rest of the production team wanted to watch two retards fight because it would be hilarious.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

What's are odds of them dragging Jimmy back on yet again? I wouldn't put it past them.

 

[AnOminous]

Sam: “All you had to do was win a fight against someone you had 30 pounds on!”
Jimmy: “I couldn’t do it… calm down”

Fucking sad. He couldn't beat a scrawny horsefucker even cheating his ass off.

 

[Gourmet Race]

Late, but before TJ and Jimmy fought, Sylvia (yes, the actual one, confirmed by Jet) gave a cigarette to Jimmy.

 

[C. Cactus]

What's are odds of them dragging Jimmy back on yet again? I wouldn't put it past them.

I'm imagining him continuously coming back, more and more unhinged each time, with the rest of the fish less scared and more annoyed every time it happens. Each time, he gets blown out immediately in some challenge, tweaks, and gets wrangled out by Sam. It would be funny if done correctly.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

I'm imagining him continuously coming back, more and more unhinged each time, with the rest of the fish less scared and more annoyed every time it happens. Each time, he gets blown out immediately in some challenge, tweaks, and gets wrangled out by Sam. I could see that being funny.

next time we see jimmy

 

[Mr. Manchester]

next time we see jimmy
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They can have Hassle push him around and threaten to let him free. Then when it happens he can lose another fight and get kicked out again.

 

[DapperShark]

I fucking missed it all but catching up on Total Jimmy Death has been extremely gratifying.
Also him tard raging at TJ over his porn account when his own was full of equally degenerate shit is just priceless. Completely bitch made, hypocrite faggot.

Sam: “All you had to do was win a fight against someone you had 30 pounds on!”
Jimmy: “I couldn’t do it… calm down”
Sam: “Calm down with this! *slams door* You told me you were going to make the show good! Mission failed!”

That shit is just glorious, he chimped out at multiple tiny women, couldn't beat a retarded beanpole like TJ and now when he's on the receiving end of Sam's roid rage, someone who can actually fuck him up, he just tucks his tail between his legs.
'Calm down' he whines, utterly buck broken.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

Why is everyone on this show such a boring faggot?

Shinji stole an entire living room's worth of furniture right under the noses of 4 sleeping people. Jimmy could never
Tayleigh won the first cell challenge. Jimmy could never
TJ boxed Judge, then Ben, then Jimmy, all in 3 days. Jimmy could never
Dunye has made Trish seethe since day 1 of him being there. Jimmy could never
Tai mogs production every single time he gets drunk. Jimmy could never
Brittney activated Jimmy and Tay's schizo switches, got one kicked, and made the other one put all her shit in a bag on her back. Jimmy could never

If a contestant is boring on a gameshow I think it's production's responsibility to make them interesting. If they're completely irredeemable then obviously it was a total failure by casting. Aside from egregious or unknowable shit like Jimmy's violence a failure of a fish is a failure on production. Their job is to be playing up the strengths of each fish and keeping their weaknesses minimized unless it's to make them vulnerable to other contestants, and to give them enough interesting shit to work on between challenges so they're not sitting around being bored out of their minds

Jimmy is a le ebin r/4chan Redditlord 2016 /pol/ tourist who endlessly blabs about da Jewz, pedophiles, Mormons, Utah, rape, world history, and his own trauma. His magical ability to interrupt any conversation with a non-sequitur is so astounding I had to switch cams whenever he starting going off for too long. Even Dunye has the ability to keep a conversation on topic

The meeting itself was expectedly boring. They opened it up for public comment at the end, and as expected, it was simply cringe MDE fans spouting memes to 60 year olds.

Would I be out of line for saying that these guys are probably all Jimmy fans?

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

. Shinji has only seen the live action deathnote ironically.

Something people don't seem to realize about Shinji is he's one of the ghetto street kids of japan. the same way the UK had Chavs and before that Cockney types. Shinji is part of that lower class that does thrive in criminal areas, thats why he's a pornstar and wasn't good at school and is charismatic as fuck. He's japan's version of your average ghetto nig from the projects. Only because Japan has such different social customs, being Tekashi69 tier-hood rat still means you're polite and non-aggressive and we don't see you as annoying as fuck.

Jimmy is

Jimmy Is "the everyman" for the type of weirdos that watch fishtank, especially on the /tv/ threads. Him and TJ stimming and spilling spaghetti and clearly into some degenerate porn. thats most of the reason a lot of people like him. he's not a retarded tatebro like Jon. He's terrible towards women and can't get one if he tried. he's batshit insane yet can see through "the powers that be" mechanizations against him and he's likable because he's more entertaining. If you never had one of those types at your workplace then it might have been you. But regardless of how bad of an employee he is, the fact that all eyes are on him keeps the social order at bay. He's a modern day jester, if you notice once he left suddenly the knives were out for everyone else. Once the center of attention is gone someone has to be the new whipping boy and the laddies that found him creepy suddenly end up next on the block. You either tolerate Jimmy or the crew decides to start fucking with you.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Also Jimmy is a le ebin r/4chan Redditlord 2016 /pol/ tourist who endlessly blabs about da Jewz, pedophiles, Mormons, Utah, rape, world history, and his own trauma. His magical ability to interrupt any conversation with a non-sequitur is so astounding I had to switch cams whenever he starting going off for too long. Even Dunye has the ability to keep a conversation on topic

Jimmy's not even cool enough to be a /pol/ tourist. He's a Funnyjunker. Funnyjunk is where people post screenshots of screenshots stolen from reddit of 4chan shit. It's one step above 9gag or facebook in terms of memes.

 

[Marche]

Late, but before TJ and Jimmy fought, Sylvia (yes, the actual one, confirmed by Jet) gave a cigarette to Jimmy.
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Sylvia is a jimmy simp.
Women see a guy beating on another chick and feel jealous, shits insane and no fucking surprise her and Summer both like Jimmy.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

You think Sam wanted Jimmy to win and use that to get TJ out? It's possible, but I dunno, TJ is otherwise a boring but likeable guy who isn't a potential liability like Jimmy, and Sam appreciated how he stood up to him in their boxing match. Plus why would they keep him on this long and agree to censor TTS about his porn account if they were just going to kick him for it? And why use Jimmy of all people for it?

they've been chambering the lubecooch info for a long while, which to me reads like indecision what, if at all, to do with it - so they finally pulled the trigger with this Jimmy's reintroduction because whatever, there's barely enough of the season left for people to care, the idea being to see if TJ swims or sinks with his shame being public knowledge outside, how and if relationships change if it becomes common knowledge in the house (late and weird timing, should've introduced it as he was trying to woo Taylor and later Brit)
so not out of the house, but out of the closet
Frank's the type to glom onto people's shame, maybe he was in on the reentry scripting, or maybe he got some ideas into Jimmy's head through casual conversation that Jimmy fixated on in a manner not wholly intended - Frank got his tag partner, but Jimmy sperged out before the duo could go into action

but nothing's really worked out this season, and having it yelled at TJ as TJ is getting kicked in the dick by Peeing Jimmy, it's all just weird lol
or maybe everything has worked out and I'm getting Neptune'd

I read the TJ vs Sam boxing situation completely differently
Sam sperged because he's a pent up guy that can get caught up in the moment, but he's also a highly attuning fella who genuinely doesn't like seeing people distressed, so he switched gears as if there was an emotional arc to the experience, turning his spergery into a "growth experience" of TJ's (and he got away with it, because people are suckers) - rather than any regard for TJ, it was his disregard for him that found them boxing when they shouldn't be
I don't think Sam cares about TJ either way, he's a sperg in a way that endears to no-one

 

[Marche]

POSSIBLE PROOF OF JET BOTTING NUMBERS!!!!!

There is no way 62 people have endorsed this faggot

 

[The Man With No Name]

12:57 am: Shinji admitted to tai summer gave him a boner when she was holding on to him. He said he could get it up to every girl in the tank, except nifty. He said he would have sex with nifty if she hired him though. lol

1:11 am: Tai likes deathnote and thinks shinji looks like the guy from deathnote. I'm suprised tai likes deathnote. Shinji has only seen the live action deathnote ironically.

1:18 am: Shinji tells tai he already misses fishtank and likes being here. He hasn't even left yet.

What does it say that Asian people feel at home on Fishtank? Do Asian people respond well to the pressures of the tank, or is it that being Asian just means your whole life is like Fishtank?