🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Charles Vincent Crumb]

This more or less proves Jimmy's tard-out was 100% the plan. Whether Jimmy was acting or was manipulated, it doesn't matter, Sam got the outcome he wanted. Either that or they're not letting Hassle back on the show so he's just trying to siphon some fishtank clout, I think sam retweeted something about frank implying he'd return like a week ago but other than that I haven't seen any confirmation he's actually coming on?

It has probably just taken time;
Jet ~2h ago

 

[laoyang]

This more or less proves Jimmy's tard-out was 100% the plan. Whether Jimmy was acting or was manipulated, it doesn't matter, Sam got the outcome he wanted. Either that or they're not letting Hassle back on the show so he's just trying to siphon some fishtank clout, I think sam retweeted something about frank implying he'd return like a week ago but other than that I haven't seen any confirmation he's actually coming on?

Seems to me Frank is still coming. I'm curious how Sam is able to end on good terms with people after screaming his head off and slamming doors around lol.

 

[Da R00D D00D]

I'm curious how Sam is able to end on good terms with people after screaming his head off and slamming doors around lol.

Assuming Jimmy wasn't fully in on the joke, it probably wouldn't be hard to convince Jimmy by just going "it was all for the show! here's $200, we want you back this night, the fans love you!".

 

[Pathos]

Am I the only person here who doesn't care TJ was into weird porn shit? He's not not into diapers or kids like who cares? This is a reality show where most of the contestants are Sam Hyde fans. No shit people are deviants. What exactly did you expect?

Please stop posting. Every single post you've made in this thread is profoundly retarded.

Kind of makes me wish Fishtank wouldn’t be brought up in MATI. It attracts stupid people over here. Thankfully this thread is amazingly resistant to low IQ posters but, as with all great empires, it may eventually crumble.

Also on a side note, does anyone have access to the entire s1 archives?

 

[变性黑鬼]

Archive of the fight in case people want to see Jimmy's 12 years of MMA experience
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Sam's screaming at that faggot Jimmy
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TOTAL JIMMY DEATH
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kinda late i know but the site is being really really slow rn
A video for all the Jimmy bros out there

Spoiler

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They look like two little kids being given their first boxing lesson by their dad lmao

Jimmy's stance is so incredibly bad. If Tj was more aggressive and knew how to cut out of the way of the charging out-of-shape tard, I think he could have knocked Jimmy down.


The initial exchange really highlights the Obese Tard Charge that defines most of the fight. Tj here should be punishing this reckless charge with a flurry of fists into Jimmy's exposed face. Although I will cut him some slack for being hindered by the cameraman.

After a few ineffectual punches on the wall, Jimmy secures a double collar tie and executes a nice throw. You can see Jimmy bring his right leg from outside to inside, blocking Tj's ability to step forward. If Tj had gone for a double underhook and turned his body towards the wall he may have been able to... wait... you said this was boxing?

I also really enjoy Sam's dramatic stance.

His flagrant violation of the rules of boxing earns Jimmy a tackle from a giant roidman. This is sure to deplete his already pathetic gas tank.

Not sure which MMA gym taught Jimmy to perform silly cartoon haymakers, miss, and then drunkenly stumble into your opponent, but I'm sure it looks good for the judges. Sam called "begin" at 15 seconds, and at 53 seconds, Jimmy has the momentum.

Sam once again punishes an already tired and stumbling Jimmy by dragging him away and putting his weight on him. Tj looks unharmed, smirks at the camera, and is ready to keep going.

After again pushing TJ against the wall by shoving his forearm against TJ's neck, Jimmy throws another cartoon haymaker. This time Tj punishes with a straight right, but they end up hitting each other in the chin at the same time. I think Tj could have thrown a jab instead and nailed Jimmy as he's coming in. Neither fighter really throws jabs. In any case, it's Jimmy who comes out of this exchange stumbling backwards.

Three points for Jimmy! He throws a right and then a left, then another right, all connect with Tj's face. Although there is no way of telling how hard he connected (I suspect not very).

Jimmy once again performs the shove forearm to the neck maneuver. I assume this is how he likes to pin down women so he can beat them. It's not really that effective in this fight, besides keeping Tj awkwardly seated in a windowsill. I would have liked to see Tj grab the elbow and push it across Jimmy's body to escape, but this is boxing, he's wearing boxing gloves, and currently stuck sitting in a windowsill.


This is my favorite and funniest exchange so far. Jimmy attempts to intimidate Tj, then throws some kind of jumping haymaker, and just sort of slides off of Tj while he just stands there.


Failing to put Tj in a headlock, Jimmy puts Tj's boxing glove in a headlock instead. I take it back, THIS is the funniest part. Jimmy goes "I'm gonna break this fucking elbow." He thinks he can set up a kimura lock, in fucking boxing gloves. (he cannot, and also, that would break the shoulder, not the elbow)

Jimmy is now completely gassed. He had his hands on his hips before, now they're on his knees. He can barely lift his gloves. Desperate, he goes for a kick to the nuts. It fails.


At this point, time is called, and Sam overrules it. Tj then starts sniping at Jimmy like a hyena at a wounded buffalo. He gets a couple nice hits in, to which Jimmy can only retaliate with more pushing.

Having watched the fight a few times, I think it's a little unfair that Sam insists on separating the two per the boxing rules, but then ignores the timer. At least he should have offered to give Jimmy the 01:30 rest time, since Jimmy literally cannot defend himself by the end of this fight. I think you guys are correct in that he's disgusted with Jimmy's attempt at big dicking him, ignoring the rules, and talking about hurting Tj (when he clearly cannot).

If it were MMA rules, I would begrudgingly have to give it to Jimmy. Although only because he would bully Tj into the wall, then onto the ground, and then beat him until even a retard can pull off a submission. The better boxer is Tj, but he needs to work on his ringcraft so he doesn't get cornered.

Sorry for the long post, I really love retard fights.

 

[R00T]

The amount of delusion this retard was under is astounding

The one round thing read to me as him saying he’d “only” need one round to beat TJ.

Honestly if you don’t include the grabbing, and the pinning against the walls, and the kicking, and the holding, and the hitting him in the balls TJ landed way more solid hits and even had the politeness not to hit him while Jimmy was down.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

You didn't include the part on the window sill where Jimmy can't hit TJ's face so he punches his dick, then when the drops his gaurd because he was punched in the dick he pops him in the face lol

 

[Mr.F]

We could even host it on a site like Rumble and have call ins, polls, and maybe even rope in one of their stars like Russel Brand. We could even give it a catchy title like FishTank's Fish Mouth with Russel Brand.

...FishTalk

They look like two little kids being given their first boxing lesson by their dad lmao

Awesome play-by-play coverage!

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

ok I take it back they should have done this and Jimmy deserved every bit of it. The biggest takeaway for me is how Jimmy is suddenly able to not lash out violently despite "being angry" and "riled up" when the target of his anger is the hulking monstrosity that is sam hyde. Jimmy apparently can only lose it when he's armed against 90 pound unarmed women. Fuck him he's not a victim nor is he as mentally unstable as he portrays himself as he's a weak cowardly woman beater.

I hope they bring him back again to box the judge.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

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frank going hard on the goyslop

 

[flamboyant cuttlefish]

frank going hard on the goyslop

I didn't even recognize him in this picture at first because he's gotten so fucking FAT.

 

[trash cat]

Am I the only person here who doesn't care TJ was into weird porn shit? He's not not into diapers or kids like who cares?

TJ is into "kids" - As I recall, some of his rule 34 posts were about molesting his own daughter

 

[Devil's Avocado]

Tyson is in Providence so him and Frank will likely be new freeloaders soon.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

I guess the nontent is still going without Jimmy around.

In what would be his eventual final days I actually switched my endorsement to him from Tay since he was actually the most entertaining on the show, and partly because she won so much bonus money.

It would be interesting to see if he could actually do anything IRL with the prize money. It might be just enough to get him to make some (probably unreasonably optimistic) life changes.

But then this was so awful. Of course it wasn’t planned. Look at the dropping viewcount and how Sam’s shouting at Jimmy probably ways played up it probably was genuine. He got the two nigger guards for his little return arc (were they actually supposed to sleep in the tank? Or just disappeared after the first day?). TTS AND views that Jimmy brings in versus lubecooch running off to the basement immediately right when lubecooch was first mentioned.

Jimmy Downey (sic) apparently got bullied enough to then ingrain some mental bullying hierarchy but as many others have mentioned, it’s just against those that won’t fight back. Pretty fucking judaic and homosexual.

I’m glad he’s gone but once again the lack of planning for the show is their own worst enemy. The post here about watching early seasons of shows like big brother was spot on.
“Oh we’re doing something that’s never been done before. We’re doing art.”
Yeah you can stumble your way into greatness if you have a great team firing on all cylinders.
Buuut you have goran.

Maybe that’s just their contingency plan for the show indefinitely for this and future seasons. As new fish leave, replace them in the house with content producing fish from previous seasons.
You’ll end up having the same alliances and conflicts, and rewards loyalty to know who tf some new freeloader is.
I didn’t watch season one so maybe this Frank hassle guy and tai / simmons rubbed each other the wrong way and there will be some sparks of conflict?

Also Abby wasn’t cut out for the show but as a free loader, it’s fairly obvious that the plan was that she was removed so jimmy could have full focus for his return. She legitimately probably was eager to leave (she vaped but I never saw her smoke a cigarette and sleep dep from TTS is brutal). So not only the nigger guards but also removing abby then the shark setup and jimmy tards out immediately.

If nothing else, if you keep showing up, AND you can be entertaining, sam keeps people like that around on the crew/production and for future stuff.
Jimmy could make his $50k working probably 1-2 years for sam. But Jimmy did say he wasn’t able to hold down a job.

Makes sense now. Here’s to the Taycist yarn store then.

PS 1488 hitler did nothing wrong. Taycists / Tay K K supremacy. Get fucked kikes

 

[Bass Vendor]

Tyson is in Providence so him and Frank will likely be new freeloaders soon.

After seeing how well Tai has done, I'm excited to see Tyson back.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

There was an entire challenge of Jew naming when they had the Epstein client list challenge and Jim was giddily telling Tay that the sewer Jew story was real. Jet cut him off because he doesn't ever shut the fuck up on his own

Ohhh ok. That’s excellent. I really wonder how much of the edge will end up in the “final cut”.

Since they have their own funding and claim to have their own advertiser network on the fundraiser page, but they still just host it on jewtube. Naughty words get channels nuked, regardless of status, and I’m sure any right leaning media like Sam Hyde stuff would be on the shortlist for jewtube niggerkikes to ban.

For the totally party line channels like linus troon tips ever unironically saying kike or nigger, it would get the video taken down, and probably just 3-4 videos of that before losing the channel

 

[Cringestorian X]

Sir, this is Wendy's. A&N is that way

 

[The Man With No Name]

frank going hard on the goyslop

He just got done putting away a few bowls of ice cream soup, Airsoft Fatty hooked him up with his diet tips after season 1.

 

[._.]

Anyone that actually thinks Jimmy is good content is fucking retarded. It's just a retarded 12 year old Redditor talking like Sephiroth all day. Jesus Christ.

I kinda liked him and I kinda agree. I was more okay with him when he was retarded and harmless kind like Jon, and hes kinda filling dead air with just nutso insane stories that you know are bullshit but youre like, okay, yeah your dad knows Shigeru Miyamoto, youre gonna host an entire 3-day Thanksgiving event at this random seafood restaurant in Seattle because you talked to the guy on twitter, Ive got 5 minutes, entertain me.

Hes the kid in school who hangs around and you kinda tolerate him because you can goad him into eating chocolate milk with grape soda and ketchup and pizza chunks and jellybeans for 50 cents, and hes kind of obnoxious enough that he gets most of the flack if you all get in trouble as a group because he cant stay out of trouble, but you wouldnt really want to hang out with him otherwise except he keeps coming around.

You think Sam wanted Jimmy to win and use that to get TJ out? It's possible, but I dunno, TJ is otherwise a boring but likeable guy who isn't a potential liability like Jimmy, and Sam appreciated how he stood up to him in their boxing match. Plus why would they keep him on this long and agree to censor TTS about his porn account if they were just going to kick him for it? And why use Jimmy of all people for it?

Agree to disagree then. I see it as Sam disliking Jimmy for being a retard who likes to get physical with women while also wanting to squeeze as much content out of him as possible, so he engineered this knowing Jimmy and TJ would get into a beef and that Jimmy, being retarded, would embarrass himself and get thrown out of the house. I do think he wanted the fight to go on a lot longer and was legit pissed off at how utterly pathetic and cowardly Jimmy was, but the end goal was always getting Jimmy to make an ass of himself and getting kicked off. What, were those two security guys gonna shadow Jimmy the entire rest of the show?

I dont think Sam is that virtuous, Sam is jewish and his main motivations seem to be money and avoiding liability. Hes infamously been pretty rough with and around women as well--the famous 'cant keep getting away with it' image is him headlocking some girl.

I think he wanted to punish or deal with Jimmy himself, maybe everyone after hearing about it, but wasnt able to because he was scouting for big black guys or at least a second one, pretty soon after. Theres a chance Jimmy maybe asked to stay on or whatever, cried again, right when he was getting removed for hitting her, and helped come up with the ideas, but I think it was a spur of the moment thing and essentially kind of wanted Jimmy to get humiliated for it, beat up and kicked off. I also think they didnt hate the TTSes and shit from him coming back, but I think this wsa the general plan.

I think by the time he showed up and learned of the other fight and people not really doing anything, he mightve decided it was a good opportunity to kick someone else off, Im not sure he would have let Jimmy stay if he won. I dont think he was confident in either, but I think he would have started gunning harder for TJ if he lost, rather than limply pushing the 'hes growing' narrative when he privately mentions, 'he still sucks'. He managed to get two things going with one thing here.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

PS 1488 hitler did nothing wrong. Taycists / Tay K K supremacy. Get fucked kikes

So this is the kind of person simping for Tay, the pick-me sloth.