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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Lol at people still in denial about TJ/Taylor.

People have been whining about the lack of organic storylines this season, and then when they actually get one, they refuse to believe it’s real.

Sam confirmed it in a rare out-of-character moment, and now Taylor herself has confirmed it. At this point, if you don’t believe it, it’s because you don’t want to believe it.
 
C. Cactus said:
Tai was obviously ok with/planned to leave today, but what reason did they give in-show for him leaving? Did he get an "elimination"?
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He probably left to prepare for his upcoming show in Texas.
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curbside2 said:
Trish's ass crack was basically hanging out due to ill fitting jeans. Fans have started simping and buying her loot crates and plushies. Jet is talking about getting Trish a tattoo gun to tat up people in the tank. Tay and Trish have both joked about doing porn with Shinji. You are now caught up on the last two riveting hours of Fish Tank.
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Remember how I said Trish was only here because Jet wants an irl kitten that bad? This shit only strengthens the idea.
 
sum ting wong said:
Sensei Scott reviewing yesterdays fight:
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That one was really fun to watch. Sullivan knows his shit and his point of view is interesting and grounded on reality. "12 years of MMA" was obviously bullshit, but in a street fight Jimmy would've been superior because of his aggressiveness.
But that one goes out of the window, because he targets either women or people smaller/weaker than him. He's a little bitch and immediately tucks the tail between his legs as soon as he knows his opponent is at least on an equal or slightly higher footing.
Jimbo provided a lot of content through his autism, but fighting dirty and bitching out? Nah. Even Jon didn't have a worse fall out, and this nigger tried to rip up a canadian's passport.
 
Frank Hassle has arrived. He's wearing a really tight shirt that's shiny and metallic, which is funny. He threw his drink at TJ.
 
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TJ unwisely didn't kiss Frank's hand. After this he went upstairs and broke some shit. The fish could hear stuff being broken, but they were too scared to go find out what was happening.

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When he came back down, he sat down and just started talking to the fish. Asked where Nifty was, said he was a Nifty Nigger. The fish are all visibly intimidated by Frank. They all appear to know who he is, and they're not too excited to see him. He also looks like he put on a few pounds.

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Frank threatened TJ to put a cigarette out on him. Because he's drunk after drinking several shot in a short time, he let Frank do it.

Reminder that earlier Sam gave Shinji a secret task. Sam is going to make them all assemble furniture while they're drunk, and it's Shinji's job to steal the parts and tools from the other fish during the task.

The cameras are all frozen as well right now, which is a major bummer because there's a hassling going on as we speak. Chat is pissed
 
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Tj is drunk as fuck right now. He brought up lubecooch and he didn’t care. He’s immune to hassling for now.
Edit: he let Frank put his cigarette out on him
 
Since people keep bringing up Jimmy's MMA claims, I wanted to add some additional information. As with everything Jimmy says, it's either half true or highly exaggerated. I was tired when I listened to his sister Q&A but basically the way she described it, Jimmy was going to boxing/kick boxing fitness classes for years. You know the ones, it's a group class that has people punching or kicking a bag, maybe doing some boxing stances, but they aren't doing real boxing. They aren't sparring each other, or being taught how to fight or guard themselves, it's just meant to be some fun intense cardio.

Again, I could have misunderstood what she said because I was half asleep at the time, but that's what it sounded like, and it also makes sense as to why he could technically be telling the ""truth"" (that he has MMA "training") but he absolutely sucks at it, because it wasn't real MMA training.
 
If I had to guess, Frank might be here longer than he was in season 1. The show is sorely missing someone like airsoftfatty to stay and save the second half of the season.
 
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