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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
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Japanese are natural collectivists. You cannot break any one of them individually, but you can break them by making them feel like they've let down the group and betrayed their belief in them.

I propose that since Tayleigh is broken and pathetic right now (but not in any real danger to herself and others), that Shinji be given a task to save her from elimination, one that's essentially impossible to do (but it must seem possible but difficult on it's face). When he inevitably fails and she has to leave complete with teary goodbyes, that will rattle him more than anything they can do to himself.

You listening to this, Goran? I'm handing it to you on a silver platter, free of charge!
Funny how I was Tax this whole time. What's up fellow pillheads?
 
kinda funny that they both admit to be MDE fans for years and lurk LCF and yet they still have no idea who Marky is
Summer has fake MDE merch, the skeleton 1-800-WE-HELP-U shirt. Her ass is NOT an MDE fan that merch drop was from like 2018/19
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You listening to this, Goran? I'm handing it to you on a silver platter, free of charge
It seems like Sam is in control of the narrative now since Jet has seemed deflated and pissy since before Frank arrived. Jet has been usurped and can no longer advance culture the way he wanted to :/
 
Look at all these fishtank noobs coming in this thread.

Fishtank S1 finale had both Josie and Letty lick Fatty's shoes.
Welcome to fishtank, get used to desperate people doing disgusting shit, that's the show.
 
Look at all these fishtank noobs coming in this thread.

Fishtank S1 finale had both Josie and Letty lick Fatty's shoes.
Welcome to fishtank, get used to desperate people doing disgusting shit, that's the show.
The grossness is the same but the level of depravity is much higher for Tay. Josie and Letty were at the finale, they needed every single point they could get to secure the win. It's much more palatable when you justify it with those conditions. Tayleigh isn't even in top 3 yet and the consequence of losing this beef was just a night in the doghouse. The risk-reward here doesn't match up the same
 
there is a mute button….
He meant a biological mute button.
Japanese are natural collectivists. You cannot break any one of them individually, but you can break them by making them feel like they've let down the group and betrayed their belief in them.

I propose that since Tayleigh is broken and pathetic right now (but not in any real danger to herself and others), that Shinji be given a task to save her from elimination, one that's essentially impossible to do (but it must seem possible but difficult on it's face). When he inevitably fails and she has to leave complete with teary goodbyes, that will rattle him more than anything they can do to himself.

You listening to this, Goran? I'm handing it to you on a silver platter, free of charge!
I really appreciate the cultural competence that posts like this have. I would hope that for next season they try to bring in more of an international audience and they utilize cultural things like this against the fish. But who knows, that's probably too much work.

Summer has fake MDE merch, the skeleton 1-800-WE-HELP-U shirt. Her ass is NOT an MDE fan that merch drop was from like 2018/19
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The original is a silkscreen print, this is a fakeass full digital print

It seems like Sam is in control of the narrative now since Jet has seemed deflated and pissy since before Frank arrived. Jet has been usurped and can no longer advance culture the way he wanted to :/
To clarify, she said she was like a fan as early as 2020.
 
Look at all these fishtank noobs coming in this thread.

Fishtank S1 finale had both Josie and Letty lick Fatty's shoes.
Welcome to fishtank, get used to desperate people doing disgusting shit, that's the show.
They licked Fatty's shoe because they thought it was so gross the other person wouldn't do it. Much different than licking Frank and Trish's shoes for no good reason other than crippling autism.
 
The grossness is the same but the level of depravity is much higher for Tay. Josie and Letty were at the finale, they needed every single point they could get to secure the win. It's much more palatable when you justify it with those conditions. Tayleigh isn't even in top 3 yet and the consequence of losing this beef was just a night in the doghouse. The risk-reward here doesn't match up the same
Both could have said no and move on to the next challenge, but as I said, fishtank is a show where desperate people do a lot of gross shit for money.
 
Both could have said no and move on to the next challenge, but as I said, fishtank is a show where desperate people do a lot of gross shit for money.
Adding on to this, it's common for fish to hit a breaking point and spend the next day laying down in a depressive funk. Tay was sobbing in the doghouse covered in roaches at 5am but she's fine now. She's cringey and she fucked up yesterday but I'm still rooting for her.

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Now they're doing a bachelor challenge. Making Daneye and TJ move around his platform. What's up with his Mickey Mouse voice?
 
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I tune in and see Fatty is back. Goddammit, I hate him so much. I thought they did a good thing only having him around for a day and playing as Santa, why must they bring him back?

Edit: Who are the 4 new women in the tank? What did I miss?
 
I’m looking for that recording of the call where frank hassle/hats is having a meltdown and trying to kill himself over a girl scamming him. Does anyone have this or know where to find it? I’ve been trying to find it for a min but it’s very difficult
 
Can someone fill me in on who all these people that showed up are, ive really only watched fishtank and haven't bother with any Sam Hyde adjacent stuff so im kinda missing the bit right now.
They've done a "Dating show" which was also live, and now they're doing it on Fishtank.
 
Edit: Who are the 4 new women in the tank? What did I miss?
Can someone fill me in on who all these people that showed up are, ive really only watched fishtank and haven't bother with any Sam Hyde adjacent stuff so im kinda missing the bit right now.
They're doing an episode of Sam and Nick After Dark. They've been doing this live on YouTube for a little while and I've seen maybe like 3-4 episodes in the same format as it's in now. It's presented as a game show and Fatty is supposed to pick one of the women to date by the end of the show. They did this same exact thing with Chris Lynch as the bachelor for example. Notably I recognize some of these girls from previous episodes. The one girl who sounds like a dumb bitch/Xanax addict is an actor imo, but she can be funny.
Edit: actually, the only one I've seen before is the Xanax girl.
 
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