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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I missed all the Tay stuff. Sounds really rough, maybe you guys can give me some more information. Do you think she was giving into all of his demands because she thinks "I'm in it to win it and this is the only way"? Or because she just has zero self respect/is a pick-me?

Either way, I'm glad I missed it because that's just cringe. She should have stuck with her original plan of fighting against Frank. Earlier in the night she tried to rip his shirt off and clung to it even when he was walking around and dragging her across the ground. You could tell it hurt but she wouldn't let go. Why would she go from that to debasing herself? Ugh, Gorl...
 
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CoolFool said:
I missed all the Tay stuff. Sounds really rough, maybe you guys can give me some more information. Do you think she was giving into all of his demands because she thinks "I'm in it to win it and this is the only way"? Or because she just has zero self respect/is a pick-me?
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She just tried that same thing she did before; giving the hecklers what they want, without complaining. The idea is that they would loose interest, but Frank was more extreme and broke her defense.
 
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Chuck McGill said:
I'm sure it's been said before but I don't think Frank is a very good fit for Fishtank. Frank's shtick works because it's deployed against random people on the street that aren't expecting a fat autist to go totally ham on them.
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Last season everyone thought he was going to come in and completely break people. Instead he got called a redditor by Letty, couldn’t phase Josie, flirted with Sylvia, slipped in his own spit, and went home. Also the stuff with Fatty humanized him a bit and made him break character.
A huge part of why I liked him last season was because his appearance was the exact opposite of what people expected.
 
Tay has always been a look at me, I say nigger and kike not like the other girls pick me. I’ve always found her insufferable, it’s like she tries being a mix of Josie and Letty and it doesn’t work. Idk why she even pretended like she didn’t know who Frank was just to give him her panties and lick him and Trish’s boots. Literally. Pathetic.

Welcome to team Shinji, Tay refugees. That is unless you like a zoomer who fantasizes about fucking his future daughter or seeing his mom take a horse.
 
CoolFool said:
I missed all the Tay stuff. Sounds really rough, maybe you guys can give me some more information. Do you think she was giving into all of his demands because she thinks "I'm in it to win it and this is the only way"? Or because she just has zero self respect/is a pick-me?

Either way, I'm glad I missed it because that's just cringe. She should have stuck with her original plan of fighting against Frank. Earlier in the night she tried to rip his shirt off and clung to it even when he was walking around and dragging her across the ground. You could tell it hurt but she wouldn't let go. Why would she go from that to debasing herself? Ugh, Gorl...
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Due to how she dealt with Brit and Trish scheming I think Tay was trying to keep up a similar strategy for Frank.
Tay tried to be a step ahead of Trish and Brit when she thought they would be messing with her stuff, so she tried to destroy it first in an offensive way. Still a kind of capitulation but a little offensive at least. Not reacting to the yarn being destroyed later by Brit was more passive but effective in that case.
Submitting to Frank seems like this kind of strategy continuing, becoming passive/submissive instead of fighting back. She may pivot today (she has to), we'll see.
 
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CoolFool said:
I missed all the Tay stuff. Sounds really rough, maybe you guys can give me some more information. Do you think she was giving into all of his demands because she thinks "I'm in it to win it and this is the only way"? Or because she just has zero self respect/is a pick-me?
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Frank came in when absolutely nothing was going on aside from the fish getting drunk, Tay was trying to be sociable and trying to be friendly with Frank initially with some weird interaction like letting him put a cigarette out on her hand which was part of some plan of hers to display big dick apathy over his bullying attempts. She just alternated between saying stuff in a disinterested fashion such as "Yeah sure, real cool" when Frank was fucking with her panties and showing them to the camera, when he took the bag she made she just wandered off elsewhere in the house before Frank poured the rotten milk in it. She heard Frank and Trish scheming against her so she rang the bell on Trish only for it to backfire with an impossible task of "Make Frank like you" which Trish just rambled some inane compliments and Tay tried doing as well before Frank asked her to lick his shoes, which caused her to go into a borderline crazy state of obsequiousness where she was just doing one degrading thing after another like licking the bottom of his shoe or Trish's crocs. Once she got doghoused Frank poured more rotten milk on her, Ben came up and said hell no and told Tay to get cleaned up and for the other fish to clean out the doghouse. Frank later came by and threw a bundle of cockroaches or spider crickets into her hair while she was sleeping around 5am which had her sobbing.
 
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Frank had the same issue with Josie last season. Just like Shinji he couldn't find a way to fuck with her because she'd just laugh at everything he did.
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Let's not pretend she's some master of stoicism, able to withstand the biggest tortures. If he did hassle her she would get a mental breakdown on the first day. Just like she locked herself in her room and started crying when Fatty got naked. Shinji is actually strong, he even dealt with Yakuza at some point lol. Don't compare him to some coddled autist that was kept solely for simp donos.
 
Shinji has really grown on me since the start of the season. I thought he was just too reserved at first, but as the show goes on, I've noticed it's to the benefit of the show. I think it's essential to have at least one person in the house who isn't a schizo, asshole, schemer, or all of the above.

He participates well in the challenges and he doesn't stir shit or aggravate the other fish. When he does, it's because production is prodding him. Even then, he's never mean-spirited in the antics he gets up to, so he never really draws the ire of the other fish. Production and the other fish seem to get along with him well, and I can guarantee you he's not going to flip the fuck out and attack a small woman. I particularly enjoy his late night talks to the cameras, and him looting everyone's shit was peak comedy.

He's got the spirit of a 50 year old Japanese salaryman and good manners, and that just appeals to me. Unless we get some shocker news about some taboo degeneracy he gets up to, I think he'll be fine. All his dirty laundry is already out on the table, and nobody can really rattle him with it. And honestly, nobody really wants to fuck with him. Why fuck with the guy who lets you have consistent peace in a hellhouse or causes the least issues for your production team?

When I heard him say he "already misses being here", I kinda feel sad for him. He clearly enjoys the socialization, and it makes me wonder if he spends his time secluded at home. He seems like an alright guy with some wild campfire stories.
 
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Hi been watching a little bit. Brian fuckin' sucked but I came back in time for Shinji stealing shit so I've been tryin to watch as much as I can since then.

Whats the general consensus on the members right now? The gay nigger was really funny last night when hes not going off about gay nigger shit and asshole suckin up dicks.

Trish is a fuckin useless hoodrat. TJ is just a retard. Oliver is just sleep deprived. Tay is just a fangirl.
Shinji has been the only person I have no issue with.

Sam is kinda losing his Goldstriker larper energy too it seems.
 

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Croaking Spider said:
When I heard him say he "already misses being here", I kinda feel sad for him. He clearly enjoys the socialization, and it makes me wonder if he spends his time secluded at home. He seems like an alright guy with some wild campfire stories.
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He probably had a lot of trouble socializing in Japan. Socially he's on the level of trailer park trash there, which makes how mild mannered and polite he is in the tank even funnier, but at that social standing you're either hanging with yakuza or prostitutes, plus he seems to be a bit of a Kojima-esque westaboo. He could thrive in America with his outgoing-ness though.
 
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