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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Tayleigh has made an ass out of herself more than any other contestant in either season and I feel like once she gets out and realizes the extent of that she's going to deeply regret it. If she doesn't win she'll have basically done it for nothing because she doesn't even have a simp army to fall back on.
 
I understand shit is happening and I appreciate the updates from the thread, but I don't enjoy Frank Hassle. He's a fat retard and the producers want us to laugh with him, versus Airsoft Fatty who is a fat retard and we want to laugh at him.

Frank is as much a loser as everyone else in the Tank, he's just above them for the show.
 
My god, it seemed like Frank actually felt bad for dumping all those bugs on Tayleigh. Well, until she spun around and started threatening to kill him anyway.
If that fat fuck Boogie had shot Frank when he had the chance, I'd at least have some respect for him. But now Frank has survived long enough to get half as fat as Boogie and may actually get there if he keeps pounding away the burgers.
 
Hard times in Little Rhodie.

I share the opinion of some others that Sam gathers a brand of redeemable autist here. Jimmy is an insane retard but there’s some small glimmer of self-awareness and some core of sentience there. Sadly he failed the test. He will diminish and go into the West, and remain a woman-beater.

TJ was a pathetic shell of a man with degenerate interests, but to his credit he’s developed some small bit of spine under the harsh-but-loving hands of the Judge.

I endorsed Tayleigh when schizo Jimmy collapsed because of her reaction to the whole thing. Being able to recognize that he’s a psycho who was in the wrong but at the same time a human being worthy of some kind of compassion was a beautiful thing. A real WAGMI moment. But she’s a woman, and a fucked-up woman at that. She cannot resist the peer pressure of Frank and TTS. Because I’m an oldfag I am rooting for her personal growth here. I watch Fishtank to restore my hope in humanity, to believe that freaks and autists can find self-actualization, love, and a profound knowledge of humanity by being covered in shit by a weird internet freak with a full-back prison tattoo.

Amusingly Duan’yay’ay might be the most well-adjusted fish. His sassy ebullience and unshakeable Negro confidence combined with his room-temperature IQ are a powerful shield. He is truly living his best life. It’s not very good, but I salute him for being himself.
 
He tried to pretend it was someone else's account. Which to be fair can happen.
Him reacting that strongly after the account has been found clearly shows to me that he knew he posted fucked up shit there and had been found out.
Ain't no way someone else has come up with the name "Lubecooch" before him. I would be absolutely shocked. Plus, why would he name an SFW account that, if he does not also own the NSFW account?

He's also a neurodivergent, deeply-online person, so he fits the profile for horsecock gooner perfectly.
 
Frank is as much a loser as everyone else in the Tank, he's just above them for the show.
Frank is barely above IP2, but that still puts him above the Tank contestants at this point. I don't find him that funny, but he can make shit happen, which hardly anyone else has been able to do even though that is their whole purpose of being there.
 
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