🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
This seems like one of those bits that sound funnier in theory but really boring in execution, especially since fatty is kinda shit
 
The really beat skinny lady who is currently in bedroom 3 is one to watch, she knows Bic and she was a plant on one of the prior episodes. She had xannies in her bag last time and was really strange.
 
LittleHam73 said:
Shinji is the least affected by hassle i feel because hes the only one who didnt watch season one (He admitted that his friends told him to join the show and told him not to watch anything about it).
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He absolutely did watch season 1, the other day Jet was talking to him in B3 and he said he didn't like how much power the simps had last season (referring to the josiecels).
 
CoolFool said:
I tune in and see Fatty is back. Goddammit, I hate him so much. I thought they did a good thing only having him around for a day and playing as Santa, why must they bring him back?
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Gonna post this again
 
Chris has to rate all of the ladies and pick a winner.
Tayleigh is a 3/10. Basically says she has no confidence and she's weird.
Trish isn't rated for some reason but calls her a "homewrecking hoe" and that they're "better off as friends". Trish gives him a peck on the cheek.
 
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The "winner" on a date in bedroom 1. Still don't know her name. but I think I heard her referred to as Russian Summer?
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Sicko Hunter said:
Gonna post this again
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Gonna say again, I'm no more negative than anyone else here, every other post is someone (usually the same 5-7 people) complaining about technical issues, Jet being stupid, incompetent wiggers, or complaining about the fish themselves.

Anyways, Fatty is only good in small doses, his loud mouth always overtakes everything else to where you can't hear what other people are saying. Several times he's butted in on other interesting conversations and made it all about him in his whiny loud voice. Fatty sucks.
 
For a borderline retard Allie is (unintentionally) hilarious. Somethings I've learned from her conversation with her, dumbgay, and Tay:

- She showers once every twelve days but sometimes misses even that target
- She's "not gross" because she brushes her teeth at least once every three days
- Mentioned Texas when talking about cities
- Asked if she could run out and buy cookies
- asked if she can do a toothbrush run for the fish
- told dumbgay he "looks like someone who has good bowel movements"
- said brushing her teeth is important to some but not her
 
Allie is joining for a day or two. She's a mess. Tends to dominate conversation, parents divorcing, rarely showers. I'm optimistic.
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