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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Frank is pressing TJ on the lubecooch thing. Telling him everyone knows it's him. He said the way he was treating Tay during the baby challenge yesterday was really weird, and Tay agreed with him.

And of course the cams crash right when it starts getting interesting.

Edit: Fatty is pressing him on it now too lmao. I don't Fatty is divisive, but he's had some really kino moments this season. Everyone except Trish now seems to believe it's true.
 
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Frank is pressing TJ on the lubecooch thing. Telling him everyone knows it's him. He said the way he was treating Tay during the baby challenge yesterday was really weird, and Tay agreed with him.

And of course the cams crash right when it starts getting interesting.
I was thinking the same thing. What are the chances the stream fucks up right when TJ's getting called out? Wouldn't surprise me if they shut the cams down to tell them to drop the subject.

edit: Well never mind, guess it really was just bad timing? Stream is back on and they're all grilling him now, Tay is especially uncomfortable and saying if it's true then that's really fucked up.

Tay doesn't know who to believe. She says she feels like if it wasn't true then TJ would be defending himself more than he is. She's also creeped out given the allegations since TJ touched her a lot and she sucked on his nipple (lol). Now they're making fun of TJ for crying after fighting Jimmy. They're really going hard on him.
 
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all that bussy, gone. like, tears, in the rain.
I've seen faggotry you people wouldn't believe...

She said she's on Ozempic(spelling?) because she needs to lose 17 pounds in two weeks lol

Edit: She said she's afraid of guns because she has one eye. Please let the whore stay.
Smart. Taking Ozempic is associated with a 7x increase in retching, a 10x increase in flatulence, and a 20x increase in projectile vomiting.

He's staying the whole show unfortunately,
Total viewership is 2k - 4k during Sunday primetime. Not great compared to > 10-20k a week or two ago.

tj is okay
TJ is a wannabe horse fucker and pedophile (has porn on rule 34 about molesting his own daughter).

I don't understand how you can root for a pedophile.
 
He's squirming.
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And now Dawnyay's shitting on Trish again, it's getting old.
 
Frank is pressing TJ on the lubecooch thing. Telling him everyone knows it's him. He said the way he was treating Tay during the baby challenge yesterday was really weird, and Tay agreed with him.

And of course the cams crash right when it starts getting interesting.

Edit: Fatty is pressing him on it now too lmao. I don't Fatty is divisive, but he's had some really kino moments this season. Everyone except Trish now seems to believe it's true.
Fatty himself is a complete idiot, but he does drive content.

TJ is seething.
 
Lubecooch reveal is underway.
TJ calls out Frank for gaslighting him. Gets called out by Tay for not sticking up for himself enough. I wish they'd kick Kanye out already he keeps derailing the fucking thing with Trish & talks over everyone.
 
TTS is lying and saying the Lubecooch account was made when TJ was 9. For the record, that account was made in 2020 and active up until at least a few months ago.

Tay is wondering why TJ is just accepting these allegations and not trying to defend himself.

While TJ is getting fucked with, Danye and Trish are arguing about the same ol same old. They are so loud I can't even hear what TJ is saying.

Frank: "All the 8 Lube Cooch accounts are yours, but that 1 porn account isn't?"

Frank is telling TJ he's a gross weird faggot and that he should ring the bell, but he won't because he's scared.
 
TJ is a wannabe horse fucker and pedophile (has porn on rule 34 about molesting his own daughter).

I don't understand how you can root for a pedophile.
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Gets called out by Tay for not sticking up up for himself enough.
She's one to talk.
 
I understand the point of Chris but there's nothing redeeming about him, he made S1 insufferable except when he was having autistic fits and its the same thing now. He sucks the the energy out of the room whenever he speaks and tries to be interesting, even if its dead silence and nothing is going on. At least Frank is grilling the fuck out of TJ now.
 
Dude fuck the people lying on TTS.

We know TJ is lubecooch - he's admitted that's his username - and like Frank says as soon as TTS mentioned "lubecooch" and "horse porn" TJ ran to the basement in fear and tried to quit the show.

TJ is caught in 4k.

TJ's excuses are bullshit, totally illogical and make zero sense. He is a fucking pedo.
 
*paraphrasing*:

Frank: Let's hash this out. Why did you run to the basement after TTS mentioned the horse porn?

TJ: I was scared, with everything going on, being betrayed by Brian...

Frank: No, that doesn't make sense. Someone mentioned horse porn, you had a freaked out look on your face, and then you ran to the basement. What does that have to do with Brian?

TJ:. I can't explain, I was scared, I couldn't handle everything...

Frank: That makes no sense, why would the horse porn scare you if it wasn't true?

TJ is really squirming. Frank is not letting up.

Frank is now messing with Shinji about how he doesn't do shit. Shinji is now ringing the bell.

I have to say it seems like Frank is doing a lot more than he did in S1.
 
Dude fuck the people lying on TTS.

We know TJ is lubecooch - he's admitted that's his username - and like Frank says as soon as TTS mentioned "lubecooch" and "horse porn" TJ ran to the basement in fear and tried to quit the show.

TJ is caught in 4k.

TJ's excuses are bullshit, totally illogical and make zero sense. He is a fucking pedo.
I was kind of neutral on whether the rule34 account was really him but his reaction really says it all to be honest
 
TJ tried to defend the allegations, honestly i was still doubtful about the legitimacy of the lubecooch thing, because of how easy it is to plant shit like that. But the retard's lack of ability to make a case for himself is pretty damning, if we don't consider it's TJ, who lacks the ability to communicate his thoughts clearly altogether.

Very bad look for him, nobody's convinced but the whole thing is on hold because Shinji ran the bell on Trish.
 
Frank used to follow me on twitter but unfollowed me (He is following me again now though) and DM'd me saying "Why are you putting ass on my TL" because retweeted a picture of Misato from Evangelions ass, she did not even have her vagina or boobs out was just her skirt shaping her plump bottom.

Sad times.
 
90% sure the plumbing stuff is a bit btw. The basement flooding was located underneath the downstairs bathroom, the upstairs bathroom where they smashed the toilet is on the opposite side of the house. Not letting fish wash or relieve themselves is to ratchet up tension. If the basement flooding was actually for real and not done on purpose, they should check beneath these two downspouts for erosion and fill in any holes.
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He said the way he was treating Tay during the baby challenge yesterday was really weird, and Tay agreed with him.
Tay is such a faggot goddamn. She willingly sucked on his nipple but he's the weird one?

Bitch doesnt have a single thought of her own in her head and flops back and forth whenever someone in authority tells her to.
 
Shinji loses the wall sit challenge against Trish, has to sleep in the dog house. Jet claims the power is out but the have a generator so they can still stream.
 
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