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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Duanye is less annoying and more funny when he works with Frank to hassle the fish.

Edit: Duanye is talking about bringing a black woman into the tank. She supposedly "won a contest for being the hottest BBW in the western Texas area". He mentioned her earlier also and Sam seemed interested in bringing her on the show. When he brought it up the first time, Jet said "black women are the only group of people I don't know how to find for the show or...interact with", which made me laugh.
 
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well, let’s look at some highlights from the past five days and why Trisha is underrated.

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Trisha and Tay scrap after Trish sends Tay into a schizo spiral.

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Trisha and Jimmy fight on the stairs

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Trish destroys Franks shirt the first time he tries to go at her in a big way.

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Trisha gets hassled again and doesn’t legal fag like Tay. She fights back.

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Happens AGAIN but this time Frank is begging for her to let go.

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Second time Fatty has steamrolled her.

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Trisha wakes up, destroys Tays plushie, and Tay is reduced to a crying mess.

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Trish smashes through a door.

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Trisha smashes Jimmy’s beloved ash tray.

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Trisha has won her last three beefs.

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Trisha milks dumbgay
I am not enough of a Shinji fan to create a compilation.
Many of the ones you show are Trish receiving abuse.
Not really defeating the case that she is just another passive fish.
Shinji definitely get's a boost from weebs, that doesn't mean he provided zero entertainment.
They all suck compared to Cole, Jimmy or Summer.
I am not seeing the Trish is an underrated entertainer theory.

Frank and Dumbgay make a compelling Bully team.
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I really don’t understand the dude you replied to. You can say you don’t like her, but to say she’s boring or doesn’t produce content is provably false.
I like Trish. She's a great sport about everything while not coming off as too desperate to please like Tay does. She is responsible for one of my all time early season 2 moments where Chris just completely destroys the bed. I would be okay with her in the top 3 with Shinji and TJ.

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Fatty's constant sperg outs and whining last season got old, but I think he's actually been handled pretty well this time (so far). He's great when being used as a prop or given something to do by production. Him barging in during the Brian/Trish/KC confrontation to talk about airsoft is still one of my favorite moments of S2, along with Santa Chris.
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I am not enough of a Shinji fan to create a compilation.
Many of the ones you show are Trish receiving abuse.
Not really defeating the case that she is just another passive fish.
Shinji definitely get's a boost from weebs, that doesn't mean he provided zero entertainment.
They all suck compared to Cole, Jimmy or Summer.
I am not seeing the Trish is an underrated entertainer theory.
All the remaining Fish are purely reactive. I'm pointing out who rises to the occasion. You wont find a similar collection like what I posted of Trish when comparing Shinji. Because, while Shinji is charismatic, he's overall not very reactive.
 
Confessionals (located in the goon cave) are a go, but the microphone is busted and you can't hear shit.
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What did Sam tell Chris in the bathroom?
Judge just pulled fatty aside and told him some fish are admitting to suicidal ideation. Judge advises him to pull them into the bathroom to give them pep talks.
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What are they supposed to be building?
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Tay's pep talk. Fatty's sitting on the toilet eating something.
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Sam apparently told her no more puking, and Jet had pulled her aside concerned about her weight loss. Tay had told him she'd be fine if she got some milk for her coffee, this was right before the milk challenge.
 
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Chris is an "undiagnosed empath" who can "feel wavelengths". He's talking to Trish now, just finished talking to Tay. He made Tay show him her wrists.
 
Chris is an "undiagnosed empath" who can "feel wavelengths". He's talking to Trish now, just finished talking to Tay. He made Tay show him her wrists.
Tay also said to him that Sam had to tell her to stop forcing herself to throw up and Jet had to check in on her about it also.
Tay has bulimia so she likes throwing up and being a skelly-chan and gets a rush from it so she has done it any chance she could.
 
Tay also said to him that Sam had to tell her to stop forcing herself to throw up and Jet had to check in on her about it also.
Tay has bulimia so she likes throwing up and being a skelly-chan and gets a rush from it so she has done it any chance she could.
I don't really think bulimics just simply "like throwing up" and I feel sympathetic that the stress from being on this show is absolutely causing her to relapse, as I'd imagine it would anyone with a compulsive disorder like bulimia. Which is why someone with a serious issue like that should never put themselves in this situation though so I quickly stop feeling bad.
 
I like Trish. She's a great sport about everything while not coming off as too desperate to please like Tay does. She is responsible for one of my all time early season 2 moments where Chris just completely destroys the bed. I would be okay with her in the top 3 with Shinji and TJ.

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This, like nearly every other piece of "content" surrounding Trish, features her doing nothing but being a punching bag (literally, in the Tay vs. Trish case). Whether it's getting her hair cut by Sam or being suffocated by Fatty, it's really not because of her actions. I do commend her resilience but she is objectively the fish with the least initiative.
 
Fatty actually giving out decent advice and good words of reassurance.
He oscillates between wise old sage and unhinged manchild so quickly it gives me whiplash.

Edit: During Shinji and Chris's therapy talk in the bathroom, they keep gradually bringing in more and more staff members. The room is extremely crowded. Simple but effective physical comedy.
 
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