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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
filthypenguin said:
I feel like grabbing someone around the waist and overpowering them to take their prescription glasses and break them should be a kickable offence. Also Shinji should press charges.
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That attitude is why mainstream reality tv is boring and sterile. Shinji is fine, he was upset but he's bounced back already. I don't think glasses breaking is outside the realm of what should be allowed, and this is from someone who wears prescription glasses. Shinji is much less rattled by a lot of the stuff in the tank, so they have to go further if they want to upset him. If they never managed to upset him, and then he won, people might feel like his victory was unearned. Now that he's been through something that really bothered him, a potential Shinji victory will be more satisfying.

Shinji rang the bell on Frank. The beef challenge was an eye test. Shinji actually won, because Frank took off his own glasses and hid them earlier to keep them from getting broken, so neither of them were wearing them.
 
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Total Japan Victory. The fat man was defeated

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C. Cactus said:
That attitude is why mainstream reality tv is boring and sterile. Shinji is fine, he was upset but he's bounced back already. I don't think glasses breaking is outside the realm of what should be allowed, and this is from someone who wears prescription glasses. Shinji is much less rattled by a lot of the stuff in the tank, so they have to go further if they want to upset him. If they never managed to upset him, and then he won, people might feel like his victory was unearned. Now that he's been through something that really bothered him, a potential Shinji victory will be more satisfying.

Shinji rang the bell on Frank. The beef challenge was an eye test. Shinji actually won, because Frank took off his own glasses and hid them earlier to keep them from getting broken, so neither of them were wearing them.
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I think if he was able to steal the glasses without assaulting him, he should be able to break them. If you're allowed to assault people, Jimmy shouldn't have been kicked.
 
Tay rang the bell on Oliver. Jet asked why. Tay's answer was "he's just annoying". That made me laugh.

TJ's mission from Chris was to steal Trish's underwear (and maybe Tay's? It wasn't clear). He did this but seemed super uncomfortable with it the whole time. When he brought the underwear to Chris, Chris told him he needs to go get her socks too. Ben was talking to Chris about his missions earlier and it sounds like production told Chris to give out missions. I don't know if Chris himself or producion is the one coming up with the Chris missions though. People who successfully complete Chris missions are awarded "Chris Points".

The Tay-Oliver beef challenge is "who can annoy the audience the most in 15 minutes". Tay is probably going to win this.

Edit: So far, Oliver is winning the challenge by not participating and instead resting on the beanbag and lounging around at the bar, thus annoying the audience by not producing content. Very clever.
 
C. Cactus said:
Edit: So far, Oliver is winning the challenge by not participating and instead resting on the beanbag and lounging around at the bar, thus annoying the audience by not producing content. Very clever.
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Doing nothing and laying around is his default behavior though is that really so clever?
 
- When the beef is happening between Frank and Shinji, Jet ask everybody around who they're rooting for. All of them choose Frank
- After Shinji wins, a TTS take a shot at Tayleigh on why she's not backing up Shinji during the beef, she said nothing and let a nigger to speak for her.
- When Frank ask people to start a beef so he can be freed from the dog house in exchange for immunity, Tay took the chance instantly to starts a beef with boring Olever.
I hope she loses the beef and Frank is just bullshiting about the immunity thing.

Edit: She lost the beef, good
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Sicko Hunter said:
Doing nothing and laying around is his default behavior though is that really so clever?
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He acknowledged a TTS that was pointing out the scheme, so it's on purpose.

While he lays on the beanbag, Tay is loudly singing old meme songs, starting with "nugget in a biscuit".
 
Cringestorian X said:
- When the beef is happening between Frank and Shinji, Jet ask everybody around who they're rooting for. All of them choose Frank
- After Shinji wins, a TTS take a shot at Tayleigh on why she's not backing up Shinji during the beef, she said nothing and let a nigger to speak for her.
- When Frank ask people to start a beef so he can be freed from the dog house in exchange for immunity, Tay took the chance instantly to starts a beef with boring Olever.
I hope she loses the beef and Frank is just bullshiting about the immunity thing.

Edit: She lost the beef, good
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This has gotta be the do or die for Shinji. Everyone's pretty much turned on him, there is literally no reason for him not to go full force at this point. If he can't do it now, he's more than likely gonna get kicked off soon.
 
For those worrying about the glasses, I remembered this happened in S1 with Letty, and she said something like "I have to go get my backup glasses now" after they broke her main glasses. She did have an extra pair and IIRC no one messed with those (besides taking them from her but they didn't break them). I'm assuming the fish are told before hand that this is a possibility and to bring a spare, just like they are told to keep anything they don't actually want destroyed in the basement. If Shinji didn't bring a spare, then that's on him tbh. He saw S1, he should know glasses can get taken or broken. He seems fine tho.

Edit: What are the fish doing? Why is TJ singing and writing on something in B1? Why is Jet just standing around doing nothing?
 
CoolFool said:
He saw S1, he should know glasses can get taken or broken. He seems fine tho.
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This would be a reasonable take, but he's admitted multiple times that he hasn't watched any of S1 and that his friends pretty much told him to go in blind. He should've had an extra pair. This should help him realize that westerners cannot be trusted and should be dealt with swiftly, and without mercy.
 
I hope Shinji can recover from this, since at this point I honestly don't give a shit about anyone else left. It feels like they fell for Jet's faggy push to treat Fishtank like Survivor, which is something that would make it a lot less watchable to me. The reason Fishtank feels watchable to me compared to actual reality TV shows is that it's not primarily about sociopaths pretending to make alliances through unbearably boring shit, it's a bunch of autistic speds enduring 40+ days of scuffed hell.
 
I hope Shinji can recover from this, since at this point I honestly don't give a shit about anyone else left. It feels like they fell for Jet's faggy push to treat Fishtank like Survivor, which is something that would make it a lot less watchable to me. The reason Fishtank feels watchable to me compared to actual reality TV shows is that it's not primarily about sociopaths pretending to make alliances through unbearably boring shit, it's a bunch of autistic speds enduring 40+ days of scuffed hell.


Shinji x TJ are the ideal ship at this point.
 
vanyatravnikov said:
This would be a reasonable take, but he's admitted multiple times that he hasn't watched any of S1 and that his friends pretty much told him to go in blind. He should've had an extra pair. This should help him realize that westerners cannot be trusted and should be dealt with swiftly, and without mercy.
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He did watch season 1, he told Jet when they were talking alone in B3 the other day, specifically said he didn't like how much power the simps had over the results in season 1.
CoolFool said:
So what's the real score on the Sjinji lore then? I keep reading he's seen S1 and was talking about S1 fish and other lore, now he hasn't seen anything?
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No idea, I'm assuming him saying he didn't know anything was just his cover story before the reveal that everyone was a plant except for JC, I posted this comment when he talked about season 1:
DapperShark said:
Shinji is upstairs talking to Jet, says he didn't like all the simping in season 1, thinks Trish is thirsty and wants her out next, doesn't like her thot behavior.
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It's from January 5 in case anyone wants to try and find a clip
 
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