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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Sam just told Chris in the attic that "Chris Points" will be used to determine an elimination in 5 or 6 days. I have mixed feelings about this. On one hand, "Chris Points" are completely arbitrary and based on the whims of a fat idiot, but on the other hand, this means that production has taken who will be eliminated next out of their hands, meaning that they aren't secretly rigging the next elimination.

Or Sam was lying to Chris, that's also possible.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
I thought Tay put up a really good fight. She got popped pretty hard there a couple times and didn't lose her nerve. TJ obviously won because he's 50 pounds heavier, is taller, and is a guy but she got some good hits in. Kept her guard up better than anyone else I've seen fight so far too.
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Jimmy gave up in like half the time it took Tay to even look like she was showing any signs of fully giving out. She took 2 gut punches that knocked the wind out of her and got up to fight in less than 10 seconds. TJ might have won the fight but Tay proved she is a force to be reckoned with when it comes to competitive spirit.
 
C. Cactus said:
Sam just told Chris in the attic that "Chris Points" will be used to determine an elimination in 5 or 6 days. I have mixed feelings about this. On one hand, "Chris Points" are completely arbitrary and based on the whims of a fat idiot, but on the other hand, this means that production has taken who will be eliminated next out of their hands, meaning that they aren't secretly rigging the next elimination.

Or Sam was lying to Chris, that's also possible.
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>tfw sam puts a fat retard in control of your show cause he has more ideas than you
 
C. Cactus said:
On one hand, "Chris Points" are completely arbitrary and based on the whims of a fat idiot, but on the other hand, this means that production has taken who will be eliminated next out of their hands, meaning that they aren't secretly rigging the next elimination.
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Its just another way to rig the game, they had to bring a paper up with the Chris point on it to the attic to act like they've been tracking them at all. Theyre just going to do whatever tehy want.

Now Sams saying OH THESE GLOVES ARE WORSE AND HIS ARE LIGHTER. TBH im 99% sure this is a psyop by Sam to try and get people against TJ.
 
TJ (ordered by frank) rang the bell on Tay. Tay asked TJ for a boxing match and they both agreed. While TJ was prepping, Sam quickly coached Tay some boxing moves and pointing out TJ's weakness
This is 50k Dollar Baby

After the match, a Poll decided who won the match as neither were KO'ed. TJ ultimately won the poll.
Honestly this match was entertaining to watch but I applaud more to Tay for going up against a guy.
 
C. Cactus said:
Sam just told Chris in the attic that "Chris Points" will be used to determine an elimination in 5 or 6 days. I have mixed feelings about this. On one hand, "Chris Points" are completely arbitrary and based on the whims of a fat idiot, but on the other hand, this means that production has taken who will be eliminated next out of their hands, meaning that they aren't secretly rigging the next elimination.

Or Sam was lying to Chris, that's also possible.
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I can't imagine them letting Chris decide an elimination. Remember how many times production were frustrated with his bias against Letty in season 1? And his Chris points are completely insane when it comes to the amounts given. I think Sam just enjoys Chris stirring things up.
 
Voland said:
I can't imagine them letting Chris decide an elimination. Remember how many times production were frustrated with his bias against Letty in season 1? And his Chris points are completely insane when it comes to the amounts given. I think Sam just enjoys Chris stirring things up.
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I still think the fish should all gang up on him and make him squeal, but they're retarded, demoralized and production keeps giving them contradictory information so they probably won't.
 
they have to keep safe a bucket of rice or milk for a couple days. i hope shinji uses his nighttime ninja skills to dump his enemies rice/milk.
 
Each team gets a bucket of milk and a bucket of rice. If it spills they can buy more with chris points. Duration of a couple days. Dunaye already spilled some milk.
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BingBongDingDong said:
Its just another way to rig the game, they had to bring a paper up with the Chris point on it to the attic to act like they've been tracking them at all. Theyre just going to do whatever tehy want.

Now Sams saying OH THESE GLOVES ARE WORSE AND HIS ARE LIGHTER. TBH im 99% sure this is a psyop by Sam to try and get people against TJ.
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He said the wide gloves made it harder for her to slip past his guard, and that he should have given her the lighter gloves. Not because TJ had lighter gloves, probably because she's a small weak woman
 
Alright everyone discussion time. What are yall thinking when it comes to making sure you keep the stuff in the buckets. I was thinking if they had a way to get like ziploc bags they could take all the rice and hide it in them in various holes throughout the house. then retrieve what is still there at the end, then cover the bucket completely and guard it as if the rice was still there. I don't think this would work well with the milk, but what do you guys think would be a good winning strategy here if you had to act purely defensive rather than fucking with someone elses buckets.
 
LittleHam73 said:
Alright everyone discussion time. What are yall thinking when it comes to making sure you keep the stuff in the buckets. I was thinking if they had a way to get like ziploc bags they could take all the rice and hide it in them in various holes throughout the house. then retrieve what is still there at the end, then cover the bucket completely and guard it as if the rice was still there. I don't think this would work well with the milk, but what do you guys think would be a good winning strategy here if you had to act purely defensive rather than fucking with someone elses buckets.
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Take everyone's bucket while they're asleep- dump them out. Use the extra bucket in the kitchen- put your name on it put it in a stack, leave them to find in the morning "My bucket was dumped too" whodunit for (3) days.
Problem is TTS. How the fuck am I gonna combat the TTS...
 
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