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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Alex is running a poll on Youtube, asking the audience who should win. So far it keeps being tied between TJ and Tay at 35%, with Shinji at 23%, and Trish at 7%

Edit: Final results, TJ wins getting 1% higher than Tay.
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Trish said she was married and with the same guy from high school for 7 years and divorced last year, moments later mentions her body count is "only 11" and "that's low"

Really why are w*men?
 
Trish said she was married and with the same guy from high school for 7 years and divorced last year, moments later mentions her body count is "only 11" and "that's low"
holy shit I didn't even catch that she really is a hoe
 
A TTS was sent to greg (fake mr beast) claiming that his youtube was hacked. Greg immediately goes to the basement. The user who sent the TTS was given 500 tokens.

edit: There was an announcement on the site that the user was given 500 tokens
 
Over on Twatter, BPD Betty is saying Trish might be pregnant because of her little belly pooch and she says the chances she got pregnant on the show is high. Ignoring the fact that lots of women have that pooch, even if she WAS pregnant, there's no way she'd be showing this early. Betty continues to show what a dumb cow she is.
Beat me to it but here's the TTS and the message about the coins

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I hope Greg doesn't actually leave.
 
Trish sounds like she was put through it (the default for every women willing to go on the tank at this point) but doesn't detail, just has weird little tidbits about her past pulled from her. She might have her character arc if she was willing work off of her ho arc or traumadump but, in her own words, character arcs "sounds gay".
 
Trish already married and divorced by age 22 Jesus Christ.
when you have spic genes you have to speedrun everything. thats why people stop going to school at 6th grade in the Philippianes
Trish said she was married and with the same guy from high school for 7 years and divorced last year,
so unless she was cheating those 10 bodies were either all last year or from middle school. Or maybe she's a cheater
"THAT'S LOW I KNOW BITCHES WITH 200".
nows probably a bad time to tell people even the most prolific women pornstars, stripers, and hookers rarely hit the triple digits. There might be 5 that have had 200 and theyre all 40+

meaning these sluts are outdoing literally professionals and they're doing it for free.
 
In B2 Jet informs Shinji he is going to be the subject of one of the bigtoys, FINGE, a one on one date with a contestant of the buyers choice.

Ominous response from the House.
This is $10000 btw.
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