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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I flat out refuse to watch shit eating. If eating poop actually happens, welp, godspeed to the rest of you, I will be skipping watching or reading about it.
 
The Man With No Name said:
This is the worst content imaginable and is why I hate Fatty.
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This is the first interesting thing to happen the entire day. I'm sick of fatty too but I'm actually watching now.

CoolFool said:
Are you for real or just messing with us?
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Fatty is in the bathroom with a skillet/frying pan collecting shit. This is not a joke.
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Noble Redditor said:
It's so easy.
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the difference is that on those shows you mentioned outside of being isolated things aren't that bad. people don't quit. In DWTS people quit a lot of the fucking time, and just like in the tank that means they skip elimination, also also the prizes are going to be shit because its the fishtank. they can't exactly give someone a vacation package or new car.

Of course they could also give amounts of cash based on placement like DWTS, but either way there's a reason you don't get a "hell house" on normal television. Another reason you rarely see people quitting shows like survivor is because they have staff that cut their teeth on Jerry Springer-esque shows to make sure they have the abilities to talk someone back into the game if they quit. If the wiggers got someone on to literally just be support they'd have been able to keep quite a few of the people that left, to stay on. Jet is terrible at the job, Meg went from ambivalent about leaving to gone once Jet talked to her. Between that and jet being directly responsible for causing multiple other fish leaving i don't want Jet anywhere near this show for season 3.
The Man With No Name said:
This is the worst content imaginable and is why I hate Fatty.
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he really is a degenerate. if he was born 30 years earlier he'd be the star of the Wack Pack.
 
So they took Tay into the attic and in there was clippers and scissors and nobody even told her to cut her hair but she is doing it anyway.
Meanwhile Trish is in the toilets contemplating if this is a serious elimination or not.

Sam Took Fatty upstairs with the shit and Trish decides to cut her hair to stay while crying, when taken into the attic sam says he wasn't gonna cut her hair or make her eat shit.
Tay is so fucking stupid holy shit.
 
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I think Sam decided against cutting Trisha’s hair once he saw Tay did it on her own. Tay taking initiative basically cemented Trisha losing.
 
Marche said:
Sam Took Fatty upstairs with the shit and Trish decides to cut her hair to stay while crying, when taken into the attic sam says he wasn't gonna cut her hair or make her eat shit.
Tay is so fucking stupid holy shit.
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I should quote Sam here, the reason they didn't was: "We're not going to send you home bald or make you eat shit, you're probably not going to win."

It's clear that while Tay isn't winning money or getting any benefit from shaving her head, she's actually a contender for the end. Trish isn't.
 
curbside2 said:
I think Sam decided against cutting Trisha’s hair once he saw Tay did it on her own. Tay taking initiative basically cemented Trisha losing.
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It was always a setup, Jet and Sam and and Vance and Fatty were all in on it even saying they ran a fake poll on the website that got 51% yes to let vance allow to kick trish off.
 
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