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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
You realize she is the only person getting into these blow outs with Chris because shes an asshole who can't be polite, right? She isn't some heckin based trad who tells it how it is, she's just a cunt lol
Why should she be polite when some 80 iq fuckup tries leveraging what little power he has on the show to curry sexual favors from her? He got into a blowout this time because she said it was a possibility that TJ got pinkeye because he was laying his unwashed shit covered ass on every surface of the house naked and that nobody wanted to see him naked anyway, that it was inappropriate for him to try coming up and grabbing on the women contestants while naked like that. Every single point is 100% right and only Tay is brave enough in the house to vocalize those thoughts. Shinji hates Fatty the most but he says absolutely nothing, and Trish certainly hates his actions as well.

Tay saying "xyz is pissing me off for xyz reason knock it off" is not "being a bitch" its just being a direct individual and not some passive aggressive dunce.
 
I think its in Tay's benefit that she is so direct with people because Fatty immediately dropped his beef with her and decided to help her when he heard TJ shit talking him behind his back while trying to play nice to his face at the 12min mark. She always directly tells the other fish why she is pissed with them at any particular point and is quick to squash beefs rather than let it fester. This is like the third or forth flare up with Chris that she has had, and it always gets terminated shortly afterwards as she immediately tries reconciling with him.
I expect Tay to become paranoid over expecting TJ and Shinji to do something whereas TJ already forgot and Shinji changed his mind about being mean. Then during her paranoid episode, will get into another argument with airsoft fatty over nothing, eating the wigger's bait again thinking she's above bait eating.
 
I've a feeling the door to future fishtank/MDE employment opportunities are open to any of the final four if they want it, but making sure bridges are completely burnt is stupid even if you aren't, Meg.
Shinji's looking pretty likely to help out with Season 3. He's expressed wanting to help out with it multiple times, Jet confirmed they'd definitely be open to the idea, and he knows Premiere/After Effects.
I managed to get a collection of 14 Trash Heaps so far. I don't care about XP, so I've just been crafting everything out of curiosity and I'm fully convinced it's a troll option lol. I thought maybe it would be like a lootbox with percentages, but no.
You can use the website @Punished Borzoi linked, but the drops honestly feel rigged. I've had the website up long enough to get level 248 and, so far, I did not get a single craftable combination.
 
Why should she be polite when some 80 iq fuckup tries leveraging what little power he has on the show to curry sexual favors from her? He got into a blowout this time because she said it was a possibility that TJ got pinkeye because he was laying his unwashed shit covered ass on every surface of the house naked and that nobody wanted to see him naked anyway, that it was inappropriate for him to try coming up and grabbing on the women contestants while naked like that. Every single point is 100% right and only Tay is brave enough in the house to vocalize those thoughts. Shinji hates Fatty the most but he says absolutely nothing, and Trish certainly hates his actions as well.

Tay saying "xyz is pissing me off for xyz reason knock it off" is not "being a bitch" its just being a direct individual and not some passive aggressive dunce.
What I would pay to peer into Shinji's mind the moment Fatty set foot in the house. All the nightmarish American stereotypes and Fat Ugly Bastard hentais could not have prepared him for it.
 
In the past, favorites were sorted by the date you favorited them. So, page 1 would be the most recent favs, and the last page would be the oldest.
It looks like that's still the case, but there's no "date favorited" information. Jimmy's whole defense is that some of the favorites were created and added while he was in the tank, but I personally didn't see anything added to the favorites until after he was kicked.
 
Don't know what the context is or why since I only just tuned in, but it looks like they're removing all the furniture and broken doors from the house.

Is this the first time this door has been open on the show?

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I expect Tay to become paranoid over expecting TJ and Shinji to do something whereas TJ already forgot and Shinji changed his mind about being mean. Then during her paranoid episode, will get into another argument with airsoft fatty over nothing, eating the wigger's bait again thinking she's above bait eating.
“youre the butt of the joke! how can you not see that?!”
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It looks like that's still the case, but there's no "date favorited" information. Jimmy's whole defense is that some of the favorites were created and added while he was in the tank, but I personally didn't see anything added to the favorites until after he was kicked.
We also know that Jimmy had a whole discord on the outside doing ops for him while he was in the tank. Wouldn't put it past them to have his logins for situations like this.
 
Tay saying "xyz is pissing me off for xyz reason knock it off" is not "being a bitch" its just being a direct individual and not some passive aggressive dunce.
She never conducted herself like this LMAO. She's a fucking spaz who emotionally lashes out, who when she's given push back gets physical. She lets shit build up till she fucking explodes, you Tay apologists are on some real shit lol
 
Jet's ideas for rewarding funny TTS on S3



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  • Stop recycling freeloaders - remember when Goran said that fishtank is about "advancing the culture"? Well, it doesn't seem to advance anything considering they had to rely on 4 freeloaders from last season. Nobody wants to see Fatty anymore, he has already overstayed his welcome. They need to bring in new people to live among the fish and there are plenty who would want to fill that role.
Slight disagree, because I really hope Tai shows up again.
 
Slight disagree, because I really hope Tai shows up again.
He’s the ideal freeloader. He’s entertaining and funny but when he’s there he doesn’t turn Fishtank into The Tai Show. Fatty, and Frank to some extent, can’t be on the show without making the entire show revolve around them. Which can be entertaining in small doses, but is incredibly tiresome after a few days.
 
I read a lot of good ideas for season 3 in this thread. Makes me wonder why I keep seeing really good pitches for shows, movies, games etc in internet comment sections but they just publish utter garbage year after year.

What I would really like to see, in addition to more structure, is if they just forced a bunch of NEETs to work out and teach them to fight. They could lift three times a week, get some instruction on non lifting days, get fishbucks or whatever for doing cardio, all dressed up in challenges. Cooking challenges that actually teach them. I think i just might want NEET rehabilitation tank.

Also more hookers and blow, just not sure how to work that into it.
 
She never conducted herself like this LMAO. She's a fucking spaz who emotionally lashes out, who when she's given push back gets physical. She lets shit build up till she fucking explodes, you Tay apologists are on some real shit lol
Let's take the Fatty pinkeye freak-out as an example.
Fatty tries to accuse Tay of causing TJ's pinkeye.
Tay and Jet admit they don't always wash their hands after peeing.
Fatty continues to insist that TJ's pinkeye is Tay's fault, claiming she never washes her hands after using the toilet.
Tay informs Fatty that it's more likely from him rubbing his naked ass on every piece of furniture in the house.

This is what shut him up for a minute and made him seethe.

A minute later, Tay mentions that vaccines can cause autism in a separate conversation. Fatty sees this as his opportunity to retaliate, calls her a retard, and becomes ever more agitated as Tay responds.
Later in this argument, Tay brings up that Chris is only upset because she suggested it was his naked behind that probably caused TJ's pinkeye.
This makes Fatty screech.

Your statement is the opposite of the truth, when applied to Fatty's pinkeye freak-out.
 
How can they gaslight Chris Chan into becoming a freeloader? Could you imagine the absolute internet meltdown? I guarantee if they offered him $5,000 he would be glad to show up. Easy millions of views and non-stop TTS. I wonder if they could gaslight him into staying like they did with Greg. Sonichu medallion $60 T-shirts?
 
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I managed to get a collection of 14 Trash Heaps so far. I don't care about XP, so I've just been crafting everything out of curiosity and I'm fully convinced it's a troll option lol. I thought maybe it would be like a lootbox with percentages, but no.

You can see what item combinations there are here: https://fishtank.guru/

There is also a spreadsheet floating around. For every combination I have done I have noticed it just gives you more XP so it's pretty pointless.

You can use the website @Punished Borzoi linked, but the drops honestly feel rigged. I've had the website up long enough to get level 248 and, so far, I did not get a single craftable combination.
I was getting items that aren't listed on the .guru site, and good to know about the lvl 248 and no craftable. I'm only level 50 something and yeah, never anything craftable.

Very wigger tier execution on the items
 
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