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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Let's take the Fatty pinkeye freak-out as an example.
Fatty tries to accuse Tay of causing TJ's pinkeye.
Tay and Jet admit they don't always wash their hands after peeing.
Fatty continues to insist that TJ's pinkeye is Tay's fault, claiming she never washes her hands after using the toilet.
Tay informs Fatty that it's more likely from him rubbing his naked ass on every piece of furniture in the house.

This is what shut him up for a minute and made him seethe.

A minute later, Tay mentions that vaccines can cause autism in a separate conversation. Fatty sees this as his opportunity to retaliate, calls her a retard, and becomes ever more agitated as Tay responds.
Later in this argument, Tay brings up that Chris is only upset because she suggested it was his naked behind that probably caused TJ's pinkeye.
This makes Fatty screech.

Your statement is the opposite of the truth, when applied to Fatty's pinkeye freak-out.
She got more and more frustrated till she was talking about fatties dead parents, she wasnt calm and composed being direct. Rewrite history to where she was some based stoic who just stated facts though lol.
 
She got more and more frustrated till she was talking about fatties dead parents, she wasnt calm and composed being direct. Rewrite history to where she was some based stoic who just stated facts though lol.
The most annoying part is that she kept saying shit like
"Your mom had fucking cancer and died. See? I can go there. But I won't."
or "At least my parents are alive and I get to talk to them. I could go there Chris but I haven't."

Tayleigh's complete lack of self awareness is probably the most infuriating thing about her, but it's also pretty funny.
 
Since the fish are sleeping and everyone gives their suggestions for a hypothetical season 3, I'll also chime in:
  • Stick to the time periods
  • Stop recycling freeloaders
I think no matter what we speculate we will inevitably get Ryan Johnson-ed by jet and production. it's kinda 50-50 where they could go and it depends on how much effort they want to put into short bus battle royal. they could make it even lazier to save money and throw in more BUY MEMES, BUY CIGS, BUY PLUSHIES and just actually give Sam and Jet and the rest of the fish a tin cup so they can go up to the camera and say PLEEASSEE PLEAASSSEEE.

But if they actually put effort in I don't think they would do a retro theme or any theme whatsoever because even with this season they dropped it last minute. The hard part about keeping a theme is it has to be consistent and having the things to keep it looking retro and filling challenges that fit that mold.

On the free loaders thing I think they have to start cycling them out more. personally for me Fattys funny when you see a few hours of him, his funniest bit this season was being Santa. But if he stays too long it becomes grading I understand that sam probably feels bad for him in his situation but if he really wanted to help him hed stop putting him in the show, give him a wellness check every now and again and convince him to work out. If they actually paid the freeloaders then it could just be a week visit and then they don't overstay their welcome like Dunye and Frank.

I also hate to be the barrer of bad news but I don't think Greg wants to return(πーπ)He has admitted on multiple occasions that he views this as a place as riddled with bullying. Depending on how Sam pays him and he treats to him theres a probibility of him being too upset with Sam to return. Paying him was more tip based and not actually set up and I think he would ask for an actual base pay next season which may also factor into Sam not wanting him back. But if he also sees how much this boosted his YT career mabey he would have second thoughts. ToAxic work enviroments arent fun to work in though and thats kinda how the crew functions. But I do hope and pray to whatevers out there that Greg can live out the westaboo idea for season 3.

Also someone mentioned autistic wipeout and as funny as it sounds I think it would be costly and "dangerous" (arguably equally as dangrous as boxing but I digress). Legal team (if there is one) would probably disapprove. Sinji hosted Japanese game show theme would be fun to he has really gotten more charismatic as time goes on.


Also more hookers and blow, just not sure how to work that into it.
I wish, the Internet friendly version would probably be E-thots and in that case don't bother.
 
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I know I'm :late: to this but I just have to say the whole "Chris points" "Greg points" "Oliver points" thing is so stupid and was clearly the production being lazy and shifting work onto the freeloaders.
 
I was getting items that aren't listed on the .guru site, and good to know about the lvl 248 and no craftable. I'm only level 50 something and yeah, never anything craftable.

Very wigger tier execution on the items
The spreadsheet. Honestly, the crafting was pointless after a week or so watching on the site. You only get items that give you more XP, and by that point I was already past the level requirement for all the TTS voices/SFX that were locked behind levels. You need a season pass to get a lot of the achievements required too, so it's legit just a paypig thing.
 
She said she's going to interview Marky and then later said she was just trolling? What's the point of this?
For some reason zoomers dont understand what 'trolling' actually is. They all have that SomethingAwful 'meta irony' humor but like 3/4ths of them dont really get it.

Summer is insane and kinda dumb for it but I remember her making some comment that she was 'trolling' some guy by telling him indica and sativa arent real and thats just white people shit. I guess if he was getting mad or something it could be, but I imagine the guy was like 'Oh okay this person is insane, sure, whatever'--like to me it seems like they kind of get it, but then they just do something stupid and if it lands as just being stupid, they go 'lol I was epic trolling'.
 
For some reason zoomers dont understand what 'trolling' actually is. They all have that SomethingAwful 'meta irony' humor but like 3/4ths of them dont really get it.

Summer is insane and kinda dumb for it but I remember her making some comment that she was 'trolling' some guy by telling him indica and sativa arent real and thats just white people shit. I guess if he was getting mad or something it could be, but I imagine the guy was like 'Oh okay this person is insane, sure, whatever'--like to me it seems like they kind of get it, but then they just do something stupid and if it lands as just being stupid, they go 'lol I was epic trolling'.
The internet is way too soft on zoomers.
 
I was getting items that aren't listed on the .guru site, and good to know about the lvl 248 and no craftable. I'm only level 50 something and yeah, never anything craftable.

Very wigger tier execution on the items
If they're not listed, that means you can't craft anything out of them, so you can just use them as is. As said though, once you unlock all the level-restricted TTS/SFX, levels become useless. I'd assume they're still good if you're into the clan game faggotry, but at that point you're getting exposed to wartoys, and anyone can start lowering your levels.
 
How can they gaslight Chris Chan into becoming a freeloader? Could you imagine the absolute internet meltdown? I guarantee if they offered him $5,000 he would be glad to show up. Easy millions of views and non-stop TTS. I wonder if they could gaslight him into staying like they did with Greg. Sonichu medallion $60 T-shirts?
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please go back to /tv/
 
I know I'm :late: to this but I just have to say the whole "Chris points" "Greg points" "Oliver points" thing is so stupid and was clearly the production being lazy and shifting work onto the freeloaders.
I liked the Oli Dollars stuff because his missions were harmless pranks to fill the dead air. The Greg points were forced and ignored by all contestants and the Chris points wildly fluctuated and became frustrating. I think the concept of the freeloaders being NPC issuing quests like that was a solid idea, just that basing an elimination on someone as arbitrary as Chris was off the mark. Tying it to something like better food or living quarters that cannot be destroyed or fucked with would be a better idea. It gives incentive for organic content to arise.

TJ yanking the blanket off and Tay's little nerf gun shot are one of the more harmless but funny things that happened this season, great things to fill dead air.
 
How can they gaslight Chris Chan into becoming a freeloader? Could you imagine the absolute internet meltdown? I guarantee if they offered him $5,000 he would be glad to show up. Easy millions of views and non-stop TTS. I wonder if they could gaslight him into staying like they did with Greg. Sonichu medallion $60 T-shirts?

I see "gaslight" has joined "incel" and "parasocial" as random words that mean nothing on the Internet.


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I also hate to be the barrer of bad news but I don't think Greg wants to return(πーπ)He has admitted on multiple occasions that he views this as a place as riddled with bullying. Depending on how Sam pays him and he treats to him theres a probibility of him being too upset with Sam to return. Paying him was more tip based and not actually set up and I think he would ask for an actual base pay next season which may also factor into Sam not wanting him back. But if he also sees how much this boosted his YT career mabey he would have second thoughts. ToAxic work enviroments arent fun to work in though and thats kinda how the crew functions. But I do hope and pray to whatevers out there that Greg can live out the westaboo idea for season 3.
I hope he can be convinced too. Greg's ideas while often pretty autistic, are based on the premise of being entertaining and not sadistic or pointless because "it advances the culture". Job one is entertaining the audience, all else is secondary. This ain't Salo and you're no Pasolini, Jet.

Also I can't find who said it, but Shinji organizing, running and conducting a Japanese gameshow all in Japanese, playing as a frustrated and easily angered host to a bunch of uncomprehending fish would have been fucking hilarious. You know like that old SNL skit with Mike Myers and Chris Farley, only done by someone who actually knows Japanese gameshows intimately.
 
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An idea I have for s3 could be they get a notice board on a wall in either the living room or kitchen with rules on it so the fish know what they can and cannot do. With that the production could put up little daily quests for fish to complete for some currency/luxury item, alternatively the fish could put up a fake quest this way so they can get one fish to fuck with another.
 
Also I can't find who said it, but Shinji organizing, running and conducting a Japanese gameshow all in Japanese, playing as a frustrated and easily angered host to a bunch of uncomprehending fish would have been fucking hilarious. You know like that old SNL skit with Mike Myers and Chris Farley, only done by someone who actually knows Japanese gameshows intimately.
goldstriker as good cop and shinji as a crazy Japanese salary man who would sudoku for the game show would be perfect, i just dont know if he could do it.
i am laughing thinking about goldstriker trying to talk down a crazy Japanese man.

edit: framing s3 as a jap gameshow rip off might be a way to fly under the radar and get some good unaware contestants. like its a Japanese game show, you know how crazy those fuckers are, they are going to have you vomit and box and deal with naked fattys, hahahaha arent the japs so cool.
 
Trish has DM'd Frank before season 2:
-How Much
-Daddy
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Additionally, she had met Alex (Producer and Director of WP2) before it
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edit: framing s3 as a jap gameshow rip off might be a way to fly under the radar and get some good unaware contestants. like its a Japanese game show, you know how crazy those fuckers are, they are going to have you vomit and box and deal with naked fattys, hahahaha arent the japs so cool.
If they did this it would be great to play it up like its a reboot of an old japanese game show, convince a bunch of "contestants" who are just extreme "Japan best I want to move to Japan' type weebs to join the show and watch the chaos of these normies trying to catch up with whats really happening. The entire time Sam could try to sell more "Japanese" products that are just MSG riddled messes.
Fatty should also be a caricatureized version of Budda thats why hes naked all the time. if it doesn't look like a ww2 racist bugs bunny cartoon they're doing it wrong
 
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