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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Fatty rings the bell. Nothing happens for about 5 mins.

Jet then comes upstairs and says "We don't wanna do beefs anymore. I just wanna chill and smoke in there [the basement]". Still 3 days left in the show.

Neptunian.
 
Fatty rings the bell. Nothing happens for about 5 mins.

Jet then comes upstairs and says "We don't wanna do beefs anymore. I just wanna chill and smoke in there [the basement]". Still 3 days left in the show.

Neptunian.
Yup, it's over. Pack it up boys.
 
She got more and more frustrated till she was talking about fatties dead parents, she wasnt calm and composed being direct. Rewrite history to where she was some based stoic who just stated facts though lol.
The most annoying part is that she kept saying shit like
"Your mom had fucking cancer and died. See? I can go there. But I won't."
or "At least my parents are alive and I get to talk to them. I could go there Chris but I haven't."

Tayleigh's complete lack of self awareness is probably the most infuriating thing about her, but it's also pretty funny.
Fatty is the one who brought Tay's dad into the argument. Halfway through the vaccine spergout Fatty said "If this is how you treat people with disabilities (referring to his own "autism diagnosis") I'd HATE to see how you treat your own fucking father". If you love your disabled dad and some fat retard is implying you treat him like shit you're justified in blowing up on his ass, she SHOULD'VE talked shit about Fatty mistreating his parent's remains. Stupid fat faggot
 
Re: craftable, I had rice and goat droppings, combined that made Indian food I think.
Also ghost detector + mysterious orb gave me an entity, if I recall correctly.
I had at least one other craftable combination but that was way before and I can’t remember what either of the items were… so, very few working options, but I did get a few over time.
 
Why is Trish still there after 3 days? All she does is just enable others to be nontent with boring conversations since she isn't competing, kinda like Fatty but with no funny happenings. GG Jet
 
Fatty rings the bell. Nothing happens for about 5 mins.

Jet then comes upstairs and says "We don't wanna do beefs anymore. I just wanna chill and smoke in there [the basement]". Still 3 days left in the show.

Neptunian.
I remember some retard like 12 days ago in this thread dramatically saying "today was the day fishtank died" Nope it when Trish was eliminated. Season 2 of Fishtank died when she was eliminated. Jet gave up and most of the audience doesn't care anymore.
 
I think tonight is the night where Fishtank died. There is no noble intention of rehabilitating zoomers or "advancing culture" anymore. Sam saw it with his own eyes and immediately told the chick, who fellated Fatty with a vacuum, to leave. From this point on, the show will be filled statutory rape and some light snuff stuff that will be performed to the contestant or to the newest tard of the day to bait paypigs to give them money and I don't know if I can watch that kinda shit any longer.

I'm done watching this show. It's been fun sneeding with you guys in the sneedchat but I don't like how Sam and co direct this show. Sam clearly has his favorites and he try to teach them to be better but for the rest of the cast he let them directionless and the show descended to what it is tonight. If I want to see some hopeless degen do horrific shit, I would rather watch IP2.

Godspeed to the rest of you autist who keep the thread alive and the sneedchat sneed :semperfidelis:
Oh lol I found it
 
Fatty rings the bell. Nothing happens for about 5 mins.

Jet then comes upstairs and says "We don't wanna do beefs anymore. I just wanna chill and smoke in there [the basement]". Still 3 days left in the show.

Neptunian.
I don't disagree with him, there isn't enough fish left to warrant doghousing and beefs. Yesterday had a bit of activity with Fatty and Tay arguing, hurling snow, and the polygraph test then it instantly ground to a halt the moment Tay "lost" the pants pissing challenge. TJ was off on his own in B1 resting all day and then Tay got doghoused, two fish ostracized from the rest of the group. It just ended any possibility of something like D&D or having conversations. Had the video of Tay as a kid not been found the entire evening would have been a waste. Jet did an interesting bit by piping the strategy session audio from B1 to the doghouse while Tay was there to even out the 4v1 dogpile that was happening. But the beef shit does need to end, or at minimum make it something like a 2hr interval.
 
I don't disagree with him, there isn't enough fish left to warrant doghousing and beefs. Yesterday had a bit of activity with Fatty and Tay arguing, hurling snow, and the polygraph test then it instantly ground to a halt the moment Tay "lost" the pants pissing challenge. TJ was off on his own in B1 resting all day and then Tay got doghoused, two fish ostracized from the rest of the group. It just ended any possibility of something like D&D or having conversations. Had the video of Tay as a kid not been found the entire evening would have been a waste. Jet did an interesting bit by piping the strategy session audio from B1 to the doghouse while Tay was there to even out the 4v1 dogpile that was happening. But the beef shit does need to end, or at minimum make it something like a 2hr interval.
They could still easily do the beef with a lesser punishment if they are worried about the doghouse killing content. It's better to have a beef activity than just sitting around doing nothing for hours.
 
Frank took pictures of some the fish while he was in the tank today. I think it was a cool thing for him to post it since we don't really get a good look at the fish close up with a decent camera. the mobile camera has a really fucked up focal length so stuff looks weird in it.

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They could still easily do the beef with a lesser punishment if they are worried about the doghouse killing content. It's better to have a beef activity than just sitting around doing nothing for hours.
I think theyre saving boxing for the future. I forgot last night jet kept telling trish to loose weight and that she cant have pink eye because she is the future "ring girl"
 
Fish are boring, so the Judge has brought in Chickens from the slaughterhouse.
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Trish: Ew it just shitted.
Judge: Interestingly enough, they don't have assholes. They gots cloacas. Sort of an all-purpose hole.

Fish are instructed to exhale smoke and ash their fags on the birds. Adds to their eventual flavor.
 

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Fatty is the one who brought Tay's dad into the argument. Halfway through the vaccine spergout Fatty said "If this is how you treat people with disabilities (referring to his own "autism diagnosis") I'd HATE to see how you treat your own fucking father". If you love your disabled dad and some fat retard is implying you treat him like shit you're justified in blowing up on his ass, she SHOULD'VE talked shit about Fatty mistreating his parent's remains. Stupid fat faggot
So she argued with a retard who gets emotional and spergs out, then lowered herself to his level. This all goes back to my original statement: she isn't some heckin based trad who tells it how it is, she's just a cunt lol.
Literally everybody else just ignores him and moves along, she's so fucking cunty she not only engages with Chris but chooses to get as nasty as he does and then some.
 
Fish are boring, so the Judge has brought in Chickens from the slaughterhouse.
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Trish: Ew it just shitted.
Judge: Interestingly enough, they don't have assholes. They gots cloacas. Sort of an all-purpose hole.

Fish are instructed to exhale smoke and ash their fags on the birds. Adds to their eventual flavor.
The average chicken defecates twelve times a day. Good luck, fish.
 
I don't disagree with him, there isn't enough fish left to warrant doghousing and beefs. Yesterday had a bit of activity with Fatty and Tay arguing, hurling snow, and the polygraph test then it instantly ground to a halt the moment Tay "lost" the pants pissing challenge. TJ was off on his own in B1 resting all day and then Tay got doghoused, two fish ostracized from the rest of the group. It just ended any possibility of something like D&D or having conversations. Had the video of Tay as a kid not been found the entire evening would have been a waste. Jet did an interesting bit by piping the strategy session audio from B1 to the doghouse while Tay was there to even out the 4v1 dogpile that was happening. But the beef shit does need to end, or at minimum make it something like a 2hr interval.

There's still probably a better way to say that than straight up saying he's just going to ignore production duties to smoke weed all day LMAO

Fish are instructed to exhale smoke and ash their fags on the birds. Adds to their eventual flavor.

Chinese approach I see

The average chicken defecates twelve times a day. Good luck, fish.

Still can't be anymore disgusting than having fatty in the house already is
 
LOOK AT IT! I TELL YOU LOOK AT IT!
 

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