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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
I'mma real anime gurl said:
I hope Sam sees what happened last night and starts eliminating liabilities.
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whats the saying for reddit "the trannys do it for free" there needs to be a quote for that but for wiggers because thats basically the workforce sam wants so unfortunately no I don't see it changing.
 
I cut off the recording once she stopped talking about the kissing and started "apologizing" for calling her simps fat retarded faggots.
 
CoolFool said:
Is there a reason why Nitter isn't working anymore? Is there an alternative? I refuse to make a Twitter account.
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The Nitter instances are being webscraped to fuck right now by some sort of botnet. https://status.d420.de/ use one these instances that aren't currently being scraped to hell. If there is a bunch of red bars then avoid it. My instance blocks most bot traffic but its still getting absolutely destroyed and ratelimiting nonstop.

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Nevermore Fish said:
At this point just give out the prize money to a chicken.
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Based. Sam telling the Fish that they all lost and holding the winner up the camera (one of the chickens) would be amazing. Bonus points if the animal pecks at the camera to make it fall off. I don't give a single shit about any of the contestants at this point.
Blackstar said:
Lance has replied to Null's twitter post. (archive)
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It's over for you, @Aidan.
 
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I'mma real anime gurl said:
I hope Sam sees what happened last night and starts eliminating liabilities.
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Sam's not a nice guy. Sam is an abuser and Channing is just crazy enough not to let him get away with it, she's like the John McClane from his collection of throwaway human onaholes. He fell out of love with Marky because he was disgusted when he got her shit on his dick. What's the big idea. she coulda told him she poops from there! Chris is a trophy he stole from Anisa's husband to lord it over them like he's mr empathy contra to the leeching nature of Johmas, and the only one pathetic and fucked up enough to stay in his orbit to act as the occasional prop for nice-guy-Sam (Froggy and Harley moved on). During times when he doesn't have the energy to front as a life-coach for Fatty, he leeches off the same misery for content on Rapetank. These "liabilities" are his element. 🤷‍♂️
 
Jelq Cloaca said:
I cut off the recording once she stopped talking about the kissing and started "apologizing" for calling her simps fat retarded faggots.
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"At first, I thought it was weird...but as it went on, I understood it was some kind of bit...when they took us downstairs, they asked me, you do understand this is a joke pretty much? And I was like yeah, I understand... and yeah, you guys saw that he grabbed my face and he made me kiss him...but it was a bit."

I knew she was going to laugh it off and say everything was fine, but that's a pretty weird way to try and convince everyone that what happened was okay. She doesn't realize that what she said makes the crew look even worse.

If it really was a "joke" then why didn't the crew get Tay's consent and let her know before Frank did it, rather than after? What if when they had taken her downstairs and asked her if she knew it was a joke, she had said "No, I didn't know this was a joke"? What would they have done then? They really are so irresponsible.
 
Nutsack Speedbag said:
Why are people whining about that dry peck on the lips? She licked the bottom of Frank's boot before this and he put her used panties on his head after taking a deep inhale off them.
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Context motherfucker, if they plied her with 10+ shots before the bootlicking I'm sure the reaction here would have been far different...

CoolFool said:
"At first, I thought it was weird...but as it went on, I understood it was some kind of bit...when they took us downstairs, they asked me, you do understand this is a joke pretty much? And I was like yeah, I understand... and yeah, you guys saw that he grabbed my face and he made me kiss him...but it was a bit."

I knew she was going to laugh it off and say everything was fine, but that's a pretty weird way to try and convince everyone that what happened was okay. She doesn't realize that what she said makes the crew look even worse.

If it was a joke then why didn't the crew get Tay's consent and let her know before Frank did it, rather than after? What if when they had asked her if she knew it was a joke she had said "No, I didn't know this was a joke?" What would they have done then?
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It really comes across as convincing herself she was in control and ok with the events of the night more than anything.
 
JenkinsJinkies said:
It really comes across as convincing herself she was in control and ok with the events of the night more than anything.
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This is classic battered housewife behavior, and if you wanted to see how Tay was during that relationship that put her into a coma there you go. Its pure cope and seethe from her and it will only start eating her up by the time she leaves isolation in the tank, deepening her insecurities regarding physical contact and her sexuality. The part about her hating the simps/social parasites is her legitimate opinion though and she always was shitting on TTS all season for it. Much like Letty she wont have much of an internet footprint because people will be spamming nudes at her and shit talking her for the shoe licking and this incident. She had potential to have a small streaming channel like Taylor or Josie but I suspect it will be short lived.
 
God I love the "Continually pry a young woman with alcohol and coerce her into increasingly sexual activities until forced to stop" bit. It's hilarious to think that a rape was about to happen had no one intervened, HELL HOUSE!

No this wasn't rape, I've not seen concrete assertion how far the groping went, but it's probably not sexual assault unless Frank grabbed titty or ass.

What it is, is extremely unprofessional and makes the show look dangerous and reckless. This is the set up for a Date Rape PSA. The fact that someone had to come out from the basement and put a stop to it, really makes it look like Frank is a predator who would of continued accelerating things until it did become sexual assault. Tay definitely can't say she consented to it last night, it 100% wasn't a bit, and I suspect they just showed her the clip of her kissing Frank with out context, and all the Wiggers think they are safe after getting her to say on camera it was a bit.

Here is what I want right now. Shinji wins the Grand Prize. Tay sees the full context afterwards and sues the Tank, or threatens too, and they settle out of court and Tay gets all the profits of this season +$1 so the the entire season was a financial loss.

Right now, I really don't feel like I'm going to have an interest in Season 3. If things don't change, if I watch at all, it will be to see someone actually get hurt live. They really need to publicly express a change in how the Tank is run. If they somehow skirt by this season and gaslight/pay off any consequences for how they ran things, the show is a ticking time bomb.
 
ChuckSneeder said:
New video advertising FishBnB right when there is one day left. I guess they're doing a spinoff for next month
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Seems like they realized nobody sane would spend $25k on this, since they changed it to 5/12/24-hour stays at around $1k/hour, and allowing to bring up to 2 more people. Slots are available for pretty much every month; not sure if they just didn't bother to edit the rest of the months in the calendar, or if they're planning to keep the streams up permanently.
 
Polyboros2 said:
it will be to see someone actually get hurt live.
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This already happened multiple times if we just count physical injuries. I don't think I could even begin to assemble a proper list of how many other damaging things that went on, ranging from consuming food right next to vomit splatter (hotdog triathlon) construction material like insulation just being scattered around without masks when walls were destroyed, the crew painting all last night without ventilation for the fish, ozone machine left on to the point the entire house was starting to get disoriented, spoiled and rotten milk infesting all the carpets and sprayed on people, bugs and animals just randomly roaming around shitting on stuff and people without being cleaned up, no proper sanitation as the plumbing was fucked, two shopvacs full of literal human shit sitting in the downstairs bathroom for weeks. The amount of health hazards was insane, a few punches here and there are the least of concerns.
 
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