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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Marche said:
Seems like Sam has pretty much been running it so far with Jet being kept down stairs.
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Whenever Jet runs the show into the ground Sam is called in to fix things again. I wonder if he ever gets sick of having to basically cover for Jet's incompetency.
 
So theyve been doing the psycho killer challenge: If the psycho killer finds and touches you youre out, if same touches you youre out. In the beginning While the psychokiller was walking around sam had a cordless dewalt chainsaw and was randomly sawing walls. Tay got caught pretty early on in hte goon cave and now its been a minute of the psychokiller wandering around trying to find tj and shinji lol. I think this is going on a lot longer than was expected.
EDIT: LMAO THEY ENDED IT BY SAYING TJ AND SHINJI GET POINTS BUT TAY DOESNT. Psycho retard if you ask me
 
Sam is currently begging for twitter interaction. Asking people to use hashtags. You wouldn't need to beg if you didn't give up on the show for five days to play comedian in Buffalo, Sam. He's looking for shaved heads.
 
Shaving my head for the chickens WHO AMOUNGST YOU WILL JOIN ME BROTHERS!

Also weve gone full fight club sams starting project short bus mayhem
 
Sicko Hunter said:
In theory I'm sure Cole would have been a great finalist but considering it took just 10 days before he threw a tantrum so bad that it got him kicked off the show the idea he was ever going to make it to the finale is laughable. Cole was very fragile. Remember he spent a good amount of his last day seething at staff and being a crybaby faggot.
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I disagree. I think you’re confusing the general brutality of the show with the brutality of production exclusively targeting individual fish. All fish usually crack when targeted. It happened with JC, Jimmy, Cole, and I guess people could argue Summer, although her case is a bit different. Fish usually have no problem degrading themselves or being pushed past their limits as long as it makes sense and it’s consistent between all fish. Gator squats is a prime example. Both Brian and Cole were pushed to their physical limits while swallowing cinnamon, yet neither threatened to quit because it was within the confines of a fair and consistent challenge. Femdom challenge is another good one. This is true for all fish. If the targeting is in a group setting then most fish don’t have a problem with it.

Personally, I think it should be frowned upon when production targets individual fish. They shouldn’t have done it with Simmons, Letty, Cole, Jimmy, JC, or Summer. It may be funny in the short term, but long term it could have potentially disastrous consequences.

It’s interesting because there’s a clear line that we all acknowledge. If a fish is too much of a pushover like Tay licking Frank’s boots then that’s cringe, if a fish is too stubborn like Jon locking himself in a room refusing to participate that is also cringe. A fish needs to have both some self respect and the ability to laugh at themselves to be deemed mostly respectable by the audience.

I think my individual targeting point stands in season one as well . The times when Josie was targeted individually (such as when Fatty was nude around her) she freaked out and cried in her room about it, yet Josie was still willing to degrade herself in challenges that involved the rest of the fish. She made it to the finale. All fish become fragile when targeted individually. Even Letty went to the basement and said she would quit a few times during her Hassling. Production was competent enough to keep her around though. Season two has been a constant cycle of fish being pushed to their breaking point individually, and before we knew it all the content drivers were gone.
 
I like how they did up the bar, but why the fuck is fatty naked again? Fishtoy idea: staple his shorts on
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Also @eatler I appreciate you posting screenshots, but I recommend inserting them as thumbnails to make it easier to see while casually browsing.
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I generally like Fatty but he should have been ejected days ago. He's literally just distracting from the final challenges now.
 
Karen Horney said:
I appreciate you posting screenshots, but I recommend inserting them as thumbnails to make it easier to see while casually browsing.
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Noted, thank you. I was wondering if I was doing that right or not.
Sicko Hunter said:
I generally like Fatty but he should have been ejected days ago. He's literally just distracting from the final challenges now.
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Still feel he should of left after being Santa...
 
Marche said:
Seems like Sam has pretty much been running it so far with Jet being kept down stairs.
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Not watching, but it seems to be a pattern for the latter bit of the season that Jet isn't on camera when Sam is and vice versa.
 
They had to do each other's makeup. TJ did Shinji up about as well as you could expect. Tay says Shinji did well, but I haven't her close enough to judge.
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Tay bored
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Chasing fish around but they have to crab walk the whole time.
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Name this band
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Someone in the back screams, fish try to guess who it is. I'm pretty sure the guy in the ghillie suit is Jimmy, his scream was notably autistic.
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Ben's scream was the funniest.

Tay really needs to win some points, she's in last place by a decent margin.
 
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