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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Trying to flip dried peas into Greg's mouth. TTS: "This is bait this is so bait."
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TTS: "Greg hold your mouth open if you support bringing back slavery" and he quit. Frank tried pressuring him back and he refused, proud of him. Fatty substituting.
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Shinji's got glasses again?
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TJ and Shinji continue to try tag teaming Tay any chance they get even though she has half the amount of points they do. She manages to win a "stomp the balloon" contest against TJ and Shinji tag teaming her.

Tay declares she is going to go big on her chips. A stash that has been whittled down dramatically because Vance would constantly run up and "soyjack tax" her for simple stuff like singing songs in the doghouse to pass the time or laughing while in a conversation. When Alex Stein left he gave her 400 chips so she still has a reasonable stash because she would never drink more than a single shot out of paranoia the whole season.

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After the stomp the balloon challenge Tay won the standings are
TJ - 15
Shinji - 12
Tay - 6
 
Haircut challenge ended and TJ wins because he has a bunch of dysgenic weirdos fans supporting him. Pictures are printed and mocked. TJ gets +3 points.
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TJ - 18
Shinji - 12
Tay - 6
 
The fans shaving their heads was for the fish.
Shinji - 5 shaved fans, no one looked freaky enough to print off pics, according to production, so who knows. Disappointing.
Tay - Got negged by so many people she was at -1. One of them is on her sheet in the lower right.
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TJ - 6 shaved fans even after some negs. TJ crazy fanbase confirmed.
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Fatty-judged challenge to roll the best joint, Shinji wins in a landslide because his ex's dad taught him how to do it; TJ 18, Shinji 14, Tay 6.

Also, shoutout to Shinji's talk with TTS prior, first time I full-on laughed watching the show.
"I really liked Adolf Hitler in high school because bullying made me hate everyone, but then I learned about the Holocaust and it was like 'oh my god, he killed 4000 people?!'"
 
Tay earlier was holding her decent sized stash of chips up saying she was going to use them during confessional earlier today. Apparently while I was sleeping she went through pockets trying to steal chips from Shinji and was scouting around TJ as well it seems. No clue if she managed to steal them. She is so far behind in points at this point that I don't see her winning without some last ditch gambit like this. She would basically have to win every single event from this point onward just to break even with TJ who was hoovering up large numbers of points doing nothing such as having dysgenics shave their hair on Twitter for him. She would have to hammer down TJ and Shinji both with the Trish curse stuff by stealing both TJ and Shinji's chips and then win basically every event from this point onward.






Brian revealed himself and was talking to the Tay and TJ, when a TTS came in talking about about how cringe the way most fish handled their post-exit fame badly she brought up Cole in disbelief that he would be cringe as well, really surprising to hear Cole be brought up after so long.

 
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attractive_pneumonia said:
Tay earlier was holding her decent sized stash of chips up saying she was going to use them during confessional earlier today. Apparently while I was sleeping she went through pockets trying to steal chips from Shinji and was scouting around TJ as well it seems. No clue if she managed to steal them. She is so far behind in points at this point that I don't see her winning without some last ditch gambit like this. She would basically have to win every single event from this point onward just to break even with TJ who was hoovering up large numbers of points doing nothing such as having dysgenics shave their hair on Twitter for him. She would have to hammer down TJ and Shinji both with the Trish curse stuff by stealing both TJ and Shinji's chips and then win basically every event from this point onward.
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She also had a little mope in the confessional about how TJ and Shinji are ganging up on her.
This is entirely her own fault though because she was the one trying to play that game and turn TJ against Shinji originally instead of having it as a fair 3 way like what I assume both Shinji and TJ were originally going to do to begin with.
And even if she does take over TJ or Shinji the loser is going to do everything they can to make the other one win so there is really no winning for her.

TJ also took Brian aside and was pretty nice telling him how he tried to take Brians advice to be more asertive and ruthless and thanked him for telling him to do that.
Other than that Jet said final challenges will start after 12 so they can have a good sleep and chill for the morning.

I am honestly glad its a final 3 instead of 2 because it's made it a bit more interesting.
 
Marche said:
She also had a little mope in the confessional about how TJ and Shinji are ganging up on her.
This is entirely her own fault though because she was the one trying to play that game and turn TJ against Shinji originally instead of having it as a fair 3 way like what I assume both Shinji and TJ were originally going to do to begin with.
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Nigger, do you even watch the show?

The 2v1 was already happening and reinforced by production days ago, where Jet encouraged TJ/Shinji AND the remaining freeloaders to scheme against her while she was in the doghouse.
That night Shinji and TJ explicitly agreed to collude and that's how they ended up feeding her shots in a bedroom with Frank after everyone else stopped drinking.
 
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