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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Alizaran Crimson said:
Nigger, do you even watch the show?

The 2v1 was already happening and reinforced by production days ago, where Jet encouraged TJ/Shinji AND the remaining freeloaders to scheme against her while she was in the doghouse.
That night Shinji and TJ explicitly agreed to collude and that's how they ended up feeding her shots in a bedroom with Frank after everyone else stopped drinking.
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being the tank villain will always end with everyone disliking you.
 
Although I really don't care much for any of the fish, I'm hoping Tay wins solely because she's had everyone gang up on her, and also because it would be really funny to see TJ fans seethe about it.

She's pretty far behind though, Tay really needs to use her chips to steal points, but I guess it's hard to know when she should use her points since the challenges are made up on the fly. Who knows, maybe today's challenges will be stuff she can actually win.
 
I also wasn't able to post last night, but Oliver's sister sent a TTS through wishing him a happy birthday last night

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My understanding of the american legal system is lacking so please correct me if I'm wrong but even if no crimes were technically commited couldn't someone like Summer or Abby at least launch a civil suit? I could swear people got Me Too'd successfully for far and away less heinous shit than what happened on Fishtank. And with no documented video evidence to help.

And no I don't WANT Sam to get sued for the incompetence of his wigger retards I just see it as a distinct possibility. Which is the main reason more professional reality tv productions run a tight ship when it comes to accountability. To avoid the eye of Sauron that is some big nosed small hat ambulance chaser. Who is going to be absolutely salivating at all the retarded neglect that Goran is responsible for.
 
Steinercard said:
My understanding of the american legal system is lacking so please correct me if I'm wrong but even if no crimes were technically commited couldn't someone like Summer or Abby at least launch a civil suit? I could swear people got Me Too'd successfully for far and away less heinous shit than what happened on Fishtank. And with no documented video evidence to help.

And no I don't WANT Sam to get sued for the incompetence of his wigger retards I just see it as a distinct possibility. Which is the main reason more professional reality tv productions run a tight ship when it comes to accountability. To avoid the eye of Sauron that is some big nosed small hat ambulance chaser. Who is going to be absolutely salivating at all the retarded neglect that Goran is responsible for.
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I don't want to clutter this thread with legal fagging but basically:

1. You can file a civil suit for any reason. That doesn't mean the case will be heard, it can be thrown out.

2. Civil suits are different from being charged with a crime. A crime needs to be proven beyond a reasonable doubt. A civil suit relies on "the preponderance of evidence", basically a greater than 50% chance the claim is true.

3. This shit costs money. If you're a broke loser in your 20s (IE all fishtank contestants), you probably won't be finding a lawyer pro bono to sue Fishtank LLC. So you'd be paying for legal costs and you'd maybe get rewarded damages if you can demonstrate it somehow went out of the bounds of the contract you signed for the show.

There's no damages rewarded for "almost being hit by a car" so Abby isn't going to be given anything from the Jimmy incident. Likewise, Summer probably can't demonstrate she was raped (and if she could she probably would go to the police and it would be a criminal case followed by a civil suit)
 
Maybe I'm recalling it wrong but didn't Abby have a big lump on her head after she got hit with the mallet handle?

Stuff looks funnier now, less Jet involvement it seems?
Shame on production for not calling it the Swampsquatch instead of psycho killer. Also, why is Fatty in camo body paint?
 

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Mr.F said:
Maybe I'm recalling it wrong but didn't Abby have a big lump on her head after she got hit with the mallet handle?

Stuff looks funnier now, less Jet involvement it seems?
Shame on production for not calling it the Swampsquatch instead of psycho killer. Also, why is Fatty in camo body paint?
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not a large bump but enough to prove she was hit
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Just tuned in to see TJ discover that all of his chips have been stolen.

After a brief moment of frantic searching he has now resorted to dejectedly standing around and staring at the wall.

Tayleigh is the obvious suspect, but I didn’t see it happen. Any witnesses here in this thread?

Edit: as I posted this, Shinji was called to the basement. The plot thickens.
Edit 2: After MUCH encouragement from chat, TJ confronts Tay. She admits to it but will not cough up any details.
 
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flamboyant cuttlefish said:
Just tuned in to see TJ discover that all of his chips have been stolen.

After a brief moment of frantic searching he has now resorted to dejectedly standing around and staring at the wall.

Tayleigh is the obvious suspect, but I didn’t see it happen. Any witnesses here in this thread?

Edit: as I posted this, Shinji was called to the basement. The plot thickens.
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Yeah, Tay stole them last night while he was sleeping. She also attempted to steal Shinjis, but I'm not sure if she was successfull.
 
popnloch ness monster said:
the wiggers hate Tayleigh with a passion, so there's no way they won't punish her
"akshually, the person with the most chips is the loser haha"
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They already convinced TJ and Shinji to team up against her. Stealing was her only option if she wanted to stand a chance, but I can definitely see her getting fucked over for it anyway.
 
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Honestly good for Tay, as usual she's the one playing the game and doing whatever it takes to win. This isn't friendship simulator, TJ shouldn't have been so careless.

Reminder, TJ and Shinji both admitted they don't want to go against Tay.

edit: What is the conversation between Ben, Jet, and TJ? I only tuned in to Jet saying that if TJ does something she could complain that it's sexual harassment.

Edit; Okay, I understand it now. TJ was asking if he could steal Tay's chips while she's in the shower. Jet at first says no, but then later changes and says he can do what he wants but she could hold a bad grudge or maybe even press charges.

Does TJ even know if he could steal the chips while she's in the shower? Knowing Tay, she probably has the chips inside the shower with her.

Edit: nvm, he wanted to steal her clothes, not chips.
 
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CoolFool said:
Honestly good for Tay, as usual she's the one playing the game and doing whatever it takes to win. This isn't friendship simulator, TJ shouldn't have been so careless.

Reminder, TJ and Shinji both admitted they don't want to go against Tay.
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stealing chips is part of the game but teaming up against the person you see as a threat isnt? in a pedantic sense everything is part of the game. i think stealing chips is funny. i just hope the wiggers dont stop TJ from retaliating if he has the stones.
 
TJ and Shinji have been asking the freeloaders to help them steal Tay's chips. They agree to do so if they get the chance. I don't like the freeloaders being able to gain up on one fish, really takes the fun and fairness from game.

That said, I think it will be hard to take her chips since she keeps them inside her clothes.
Swamp_Donkey said:
stealing chips is part of the game but teaming up against the person you see as a threat isnt? in a pedantic sense everything is part of the game. i think stealing chips is funny. i just hope the wiggers dont stop TJ from retaliating if he has the stones.
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I mean, I don't care what they do, I just think it's funny that two grown men find a 100 lb skeleton a threat and they both admit they aren't willing to go as far as Tay does.
 
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