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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Jon's ego has only grown since season 1 anything likable about his first appearance is gone. It's funny watching him get fucked with though.
 
A man walked up to the camp while pig and crow noises woke everyone up. He had a good entrance, but then Jet ran up and told him to turn the crows down before saying "This is a lore event everyone. So.. So you're scared right now in canon...". I don't know who this guy is but he was seen running around on the other cameras and claims to be the mastermind
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Jon's autism may actually shine through in roll playing, I can see him accidentally getting super into it, Jimmy on the other hand I think will be terrible and drag his feet at every opportunity whenever he isn't the Main Character.
 
The interaction between this professional LARP / Renaissance weirdo and the fish is everything I wanted from this season. The faux technical fuckup by Jet at the beginning followed by the legitimate technical difficulty interrupting the tension was excellent as well

LARPer: What do you know about the Duke?
Tai: He's bi-sexual
 
Dude the guy in the ninja outfit is fantastic. He's completely nailing it. I'm actually impressed.
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Jon pulled Jimmy aside, wrapped his arm around his neck and whispered something about "whatever you need" into his ear in a very homoerotic way. Jimmy asked him to repeat himself, then said he wanted a bed in response. Scratch off "Jon and Jimmy form an alliance" off the bingo card, I guess. Then, Jon snorted some of Jimmy's caffeine off a bible, looked up Jimmy up and down and went "you wanna do push-ups?" right afterwards, which means that Jimmy was made into his personal Simmons over the course of three minutes.

Jobama said:
Here’s bingo card from /bant/ that covers everything that will probably happen.
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So all the non players are staying in an actual house near by? Jet, crew, the people playing characters, Sam? It's just one big fucking party? Sorry didn't catch them explain this and I'm curious where this village of people is in the downtime
 
Quick recap.
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Xavier Ravenblood, or as people have called him, The Ninja, is claiming to be their only chance at defeating The Duke. He claimed to be the 'middle ground' between the two black and white sides on the playing field despite also saying he was the one who 'set this whole thing up' whatever that means. Tay kissed up to him by offering herself to him as a sacrifice, even giving him the vial of blood they found earlier in the day. He gave her magical(?) cards (yugioh). No idea what they do but he made sure she put them somewhere safe. In exchange for the group's servitude, he will fight off weak vampires so they don't have to deal with them. After some paralysis spells were cast, Xavier lore dumped about being a vampire while Jon moved around anyway. To prove their worth to Xavier and gain his support, they had to give information on The Duke. It's hard to tell if the party is on his side, the duke's, or the town's, but they're suspicious for obvious reasons.

Some Highlights
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During a battery replacement, one of Xavier's servants spent about a minute and a half trying and failing to light his stupid ass giant pipe in dead silence.
When asked for information on The Duke, Xavier pointed to Tai, who after stumbling over his words gave the info that "ahh think hes bie... biesexual.." to which Xavier said not that kind of information.

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Jon and Jimmy did a line of Pure Caffeine off his bible. The container looked like a 400mg container of 'Want a Bump'. Afterwards, Jon just stared at Jimmy before asking him to do pushups together. Very homoerotic and weird.
 
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