🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[jenna raiding]

I give it an hour until Letty and Jon get into a screaming match

 

[<3 norafawn]

After arriving John immediately pulls out a confederate flag, demands Tai hold it and shout "pride", reads a bible passage before doing pushups and squatting Tai himself. Incredible

https://fishtank.live/clip/45826

https://fishtank.live/clip/45799

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Jon's ego has only grown since season 1 anything likable about his first appearance is gone. It's funny watching him get fucked with though.

 

[Meowstery]

A man walked up to the camp while pig and crow noises woke everyone up. He had a good entrance, but then Jet ran up and told him to turn the crows down before saying "This is a lore event everyone. So.. So you're scared right now in canon...". I don't know who this guy is but he was seen running around on the other cameras and claims to be the mastermind

 

[BingBongDingDong]

I hope we get somebody doing recaps for this like a b, I keep missing shit because of real life obligations lol

 

[dreamlander]

Jon's autism may actually shine through in roll playing, I can see him accidentally getting super into it, Jimmy on the other hand I think will be terrible and drag his feet at every opportunity whenever he isn't the Main Character.

 

[unclejeb1861]

The interaction between this professional LARP / Renaissance weirdo and the fish is everything I wanted from this season. The faux technical fuckup by Jet at the beginning followed by the legitimate technical difficulty interrupting the tension was excellent as well

LARPer: What do you know about the Duke?
Tai: He's bi-sexual

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Dude the guy in the ninja outfit is fantastic. He's completely nailing it. I'm actually impressed.

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

Where the hell did Greg go? He can't be ninja man can he?

 

[sum ting wong]

Xavier Ravenblood is kino incarnate

 

[Great Sun Jester]

Xavier Ravenblood sure knows some ttrpg tropes, good casting.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Where the hell did Greg go? He can't be ninja man can he?

Greg is still reeling from the embarrassment of not being able to handle a motorbike and dropping it 3 times, it might take days of comforting him for him to get his motivation back

 

[Aristides]

Jon pulled Jimmy aside, wrapped his arm around his neck and whispered something about "whatever you need" into his ear in a very homoerotic way. Jimmy asked him to repeat himself, then said he wanted a bed in response. Scratch off "Jon and Jimmy form an alliance" off the bingo card, I guess. Then, Jon snorted some of Jimmy's caffeine off a bible, looked up Jimmy up and down and went "you wanna do push-ups?" right afterwards, which means that Jimmy was made into his personal Simmons over the course of three minutes.

Here’s bingo card from /bant/ that covers everything that will probably happen.

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

So all the non players are staying in an actual house near by? Jet, crew, the people playing characters, Sam? It's just one big fucking party? Sorry didn't catch them explain this and I'm curious where this village of people is in the downtime

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Where in the Bible does it say that rape is okay?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Best quote of the night currently comes from Jon with "Whew in the bible does it say wape is okay Tai?!"

 

[Meowstery]

Quick recap.

Xavier Ravenblood, or as people have called him, The Ninja, is claiming to be their only chance at defeating The Duke. He claimed to be the 'middle ground' between the two black and white sides on the playing field despite also saying he was the one who 'set this whole thing up' whatever that means. Tay kissed up to him by offering herself to him as a sacrifice, even giving him the vial of blood they found earlier in the day. He gave her magical(?) cards (yugioh). No idea what they do but he made sure she put them somewhere safe. In exchange for the group's servitude, he will fight off weak vampires so they don't have to deal with them. After some paralysis spells were cast, Xavier lore dumped about being a vampire while Jon moved around anyway. To prove their worth to Xavier and gain his support, they had to give information on The Duke. It's hard to tell if the party is on his side, the duke's, or the town's, but they're suspicious for obvious reasons.

Some Highlights

During a battery replacement, one of Xavier's servants spent about a minute and a half trying and failing to light his stupid ass giant pipe in dead silence.
When asked for information on The Duke, Xavier pointed to Tai, who after stumbling over his words gave the info that "ahh think hes bie... biesexual.." to which Xavier said not that kind of information.

Jon and Jimmy did a line of Pure Caffeine off his bible. The container looked like a 400mg container of 'Want a Bump'. Afterwards, Jon just stared at Jimmy before asking him to do pushups together. Very homoerotic and weird.

 

[sex haver]

Fail RP. FAIL RP!

Jesus Christ, Jon is actually roid raging too.

 

[Dr Jacoby]

FAIL RP, MODS

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Jon is going to assault someone tonight and that's on god