🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
I really get the feeling this time that Sam is actually enjoying this. He's not getting angry at having to clean up Goran's mess for once and just enjoying being this retarded own store brand Mind's Eye Theatre LARP character. Also, Xavier gaslighting Tay into thinking he's her creepy stalker is the highest of Kino Neptunian content. I hope he pops up in season 3 to gaslight the shit out of the new fish. Also no matter how retarded and obnoxious Jon is, Jontent remains the best content. If only for how funny it is watching him be retarded in such a way he ruins production's schemes.
 
I really get the feeling this time that Sam is actually enjoying this. He's not getting angry at having to clean up Goran's mess for once and just enjoying being this retarded own store brand Mind's Eye Theatre LARP character. Also, Xavier gaslighting Tay into thinking he's her creepy stalker is the highest of Kino Neptunian content. I hope he pops up in season 3 to gaslight the shit out of the new fish.
His character this season is really good. A big problem with season two is that the judge was overshadowed by Sam. Sam is no longer limited by being a gameshow host or an oil man, but he can dive in to the world of fantasy as the duke leaving room for more possibilities. He rarely ever played a proper character last season and as a result the fish couldn’t get into their roles either. Sam has stayed in character so far. It’s only day 3, but hopefully the pace can be maintained and we don’t have another collapse.
 
They handled the rain better than expected but the real question will be the quality of footwear and socks if the grounds are really muddy. Spend a day walking in mud or wet shoes without good socks and your feet will blister.
I mean if they were smart they’d have extra pairs of socks warmed up and dried near the fire pit, but all things considered the cast and crew are both really indoor types so a lot of elements probably weren’t taken into consideration. Hell every time I see Jimmy try to start a fire I cringe. But I think that’s part of the charm of this season seeing a bunch of people heavily used to being indoors all the time now spending 2 weeks outdoors and all the funny hijinks that go with it.

Hit me with the optimistic flag but I’m going to be surprised if Jimmy doesn’t end up losing eyebrows is they bring out lighter fluid or worse gasoline for the fire. Definitely might get injured using the ax from the way he’s been handling it.
 
Jon has been put in time out now for being a retard or something idk he keeps saying he's not giving back the coins. He continues to tard out even in time out.
Edit: duanye is doing an impromptu therapy session with Jon now.
Sorry if my updates suck, I try but im well aware I'm much worse than others in the thread lol.

Edit2: Jon is now arguing that jacking off is gay. And now he's threatening to fight Tai for real LMAO. He's being sewious
Edit3: they're now pelting Jon with fruit. He got up out of the chair, fail rp. He appears to have run off our of bounds and his the coins there. Sam needs to show up for an impromptu boxing session.

It's all ended with everybody kinda fucking off and soda man being left alone with Jon. I hope Jon doesn't let his dark urges take over
 
Last edited:
I really get the feeling this time that Sam is actually enjoying this. He's not getting angry at having to clean up Goran's mess for once and just enjoying being this retarded own store brand Mind's Eye Theatre LARP character. Also, Xavier gaslighting Tay into thinking he's her creepy stalker is the highest of Kino Neptunian content. I hope he pops up in season 3 to gaslight the shit out of the new fish. Also no matter how retarded and obnoxious Jon is, Jontent remains the best content. If only for how funny it is watching him be retarded in such a way he ruins production's schemes.
The difference between Sam in season 2 and Sam in season 2.5 is very clear. Sam in season 2 seemed very annoyed and irritable like he knew things had gone to hell and he was brought in to salvage it from Jet. This time he genuinely seems like he's enjoying what he's doing which is great to see.
 
1000028332.jpg
 
He moved to california and became a typical liberal loser always trying to make it in the showbusiness.
Yeah, he def went off the deepend once he went out west. I saw his Fishtank plea, then Ice Posedion one to be included. Then he went on to drop this yesterday which I don't want to assume but was to try to get on the good side of jet for future work?


Vid description: An unlikely encounter with comedian Sam Hyde leads to an impromptu mission to interview Mr. Hyde and collide his world with ours in order to re-unify the fractured culture we find ourselves in. This is Making the Cut - Sam Hyde.


Back in 2013-2015 Glink was a semi high rated player in world of warcraft pvp who would get the skypes and ips of people who he'd queue into and then hit them offline
This is very homosexual behavior.

He calls his channel and group GTV? GTV....G Television.....Gay Television.
 
Last edited:
I hate how much I've been enjoying Brian.
Dude was the energy vampire of Season 2. "haha cumtown bit with vocal fry.. yeah".
But as a larping actor, he's shockingly decent on his feet and got some chuckles out of me. Still a loser but I've warmed up to that loser.
 
This is my favorite "season" so far, kinda wholesome, very autistic, Sam not acting ~le edgy or like he really is hating being there, almost everyone playing along, i know it's just day 3...we'll see
 
I hate how much I've been enjoying Brian.
Dude was the energy vampire of Season 2. "haha cumtown bit with vocal fry.. yeah".
But as a larping actor, he's shockingly decent on his feet and got some chuckles out of me. Still a loser but I've warmed up to that loser.
Hot take: While Brian was very unlikable during season 2 he wasn't nearly as bad as people portray him as and him getting kicked off hurt the rest of the season heavily.

I retract this statement. People reminded me about the horrible fake love triangle shit and the other lame stuff he tried to force.
 
Last edited:
Hot take: While Brian was very unlikable during season 2 he wasn't nearly as bad as people portray him as and him getting kicked off hurt the rest of the season heavily.
I remember when they brought him back for the swamp olympics all he did was talk about himself for two hours and then did absolutely nothing the next day. Jet's favorite contestant btw.
 
Hot take: While Brian was very unlikable during season 2 he wasn't nearly as bad as people portray him as and him getting kicked off hurt the rest of the season heavily.
Strong disagree, you're allowed to think that way but Brian legit dragged the show down a few times. All the "drama" between him and Trish felt fake as hell, he just whined about how much of a loser he was but also freakin' epic parties and weed. He just sat around all day while people orbited him because they thought he was more likable than Cole.
 
Been busy the first two days, got a stretch here to watch and from what you folks in the thread have said, I'm pretty pleasantly surprised and excited. I seen something about it having a real sponsor this time, I'm sure that has nothing to do with Jet not being as involved and Sam having what feels like more control.
 
I remember when they brought him back for the swamp olympics all he did was talk about himself for two hours and then did absolutely nothing the next day. Jet's favorite contestant btw.
Oh shit you're right I totally forgot about that moment. Also the fake drama with Trish just sucked. Nah yeah you guys are right fuck Brian.
 
At first I was annoyed that he wasn't understanding they wanted him to buy it back but he Greg'd and managed to come to a deal with Cage to buy his crossbow for him by stealing HIS hat and giving it back as a sign of trust. Love Greg and honestly not gonna be excited to have Vance as a replacement if he doesn't bring enough RP energy to fill in.
Part of that became the charm. It is watching them learn that this is suppose to be playing out a story in real time for entertainment. The harder the fish push the harder the NPCs will push back. While the more they lean into the LARP the greater the reward. But I might have rose colored glasses as this reminds me a lot of getting a new ttrpg group together.
Hit me with the optimistic flag but I’m going to be surprised if Jimmy doesn’t end up losing eyebrows is they bring out lighter fluid or worse gasoline for the fire. Definitely might get injured using the ax from the way he’s been handling it.
At worst he is going to get too much wet brush and the fire won't start or he is going to smoke everyone out of the area for 15 minutes.
 
Last edited:
Back
Top Bottom