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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I wish they stopped adding more people to the camp. While I do admit that the addition of Xavier and even Brian has been entertaining so far, the rest of the cast, such as Dumbgay, Trish, Taylor, Mullato Kenny, Fatty, and Greg, are not cutting it for me. I understand that they want someone for the fish to interact with, but when you have fish like Jon, who tard out to every little thing, and Xavier, who so far has successfully created some kino content with other fish, I'll say It's enough.

I'll cut them some slack though, because bloodgames just started but I don't want the same content drought as in S2, when you have people like Octavius and Delaney who stay there for a couple of days doing nothing. At least Delaney puked during the new year. Octavius is just there just to breathe air.
 
I wish they stopped adding more people to the camp. While I do admit that the addition of Xavier and even Brian has been entertaining so far, the rest of the cast, such as Dumbgay, Trish, Taylor, Mullato Kenny, Fatty, and Greg, are not cutting it for me. I understand that they want someone for the fish to interact with, but when you have fish like Jon, who tard out to every little thing, and Xavier, who so far has successfully created some kino content with other fish, I'll say It's enough.

I'll cut them some slack though, because bloodgames just started but I don't want the same content drought as in S2, when you have people like Octavius and Delaney who stay there for a couple of days doing nothing. At least Delaney puked during the new year. Octavius is just there just to breathe air.
I Agree
Bring back Nifty
 
while dwipshwit watched them and commanded them to do things his way.
The fun part about Jon is that he is a complete idiot who always wants to call the shots, which is also what is insufferable about him. I don't mind them keeping him around despite all the fail RP and wetadaton.
It's great that he starts visibly seething when TTS calls him gay. One of the funniest moments was when Sam took the money he had won from him.
I hope either Letty and Tay team up and break his spirit or production comes up with a funny way to punish him for being a faggot.
 
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I Agree
Bring back Nifty
I hated that bitch for a solid day, but she was actually pretty good for what she was. Annoying for the sake of annoying the fish.
The fun part about Jon is that he is a complete idiot who always wants to call the shots, which is also what is insufferable about him. I don't mind them keeping him around despite all the fail RP and wetadaton.
It's great that he starts visibly seething when TTS calls him gay. One of the funniest moments was when Sam took the money he had won from him.
I hope either Letty and Tay team up an break his spirit or production comes up with a funny way to punish him for being a faggot.
Yeah, it's fun to see him get fucked with, but it's grating to see them sort of hype him up. But i can agree that's part of what's funny about him, is the cycle.
 
I just thought of an idea, instead of being a useless NPC, they can make the rest of the cast into a mini-boss that, if successfully defeated, can drop artifacts to defeat the duke and powerful items to help them survive.

For example, they can make Taylor as the queen of gambling of some sort that can be defeated only through a game of blackjack or poker. They can make Mauro the morguesleeper. He can only be attacked if he was awake and out of his coffin, but once the fish are able to get him out of the coffin they have to be careful because he can produce some powerful attack once he awaken from his slumber. They can also use Dumbgay as debuffer of some sort. He isn't too hard to defeat but if the fish ignore him, he can spreads the AIDS through his special AIDS vampire army that are able to make the fish weaker.
 
I’m absolutely sure the season is set up to get Jon to turn into a vampire due to his love of power and wanting to win and have him duel Tai in the final day. There’s been a lot of ego stroking between those two to set this up.
 
I wish they stopped adding more people to the camp. While I do admit that the addition of Xavier and even Brian has been entertaining so far, the rest of the cast, such as Dumbgay, Trish, Taylor, Mullato Kenny, Fatty, and Greg, are not cutting it for me. I understand that they want someone for the fish to interact with, but when you have fish like Jon, who tard out to every little thing, and Xavier, who so far has successfully created some kino content with other fish, I'll say It's enough.

I'll cut them some slack though, because bloodgames just started but I don't want the same content drought as in S2, when you have people like Octavius and Delaney who stay there for a couple of days doing nothing. At least Delaney puked during the new year. Octavius is just there just to breathe air.
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Did you guys catch Trishes (mama Jujus) first interactive RP moment for ages yesterday lmao. A little while before the blood games fight she went to see the fish at base camp and read out their “fortunes” from her crystal ball. Despite being only being like 4 sentences she could barely read it lol (idk if anyone has the clip)
 
Did you guys catch Trishes (mama Jujus) first interactive RP moment for ages yesterday lmao. A little while before the blood games fight she went to see the fish at base camp and read out their “fortunes” from her crystal ball. Despite being only being like 4 sentences she could barely read it lol (idk if anyone has the clip)
Don't forget that production fucked with her, making her repeat it 2 or 3 times.

 
Did you guys catch Trishes (mama Jujus) first interactive RP moment for ages yesterday lmao. A little while before the blood games fight she went to see the fish at base camp and read out their “fortunes” from her crystal ball. Despite being only being like 4 sentences she could barely read it lol (idk if anyone has the clip)
she was probably very nervous. not everyone can be xavier with the maxed out charisma or jon who is too stupid to know he is making a fool of himself.
 
she was probably very nervous. not everyone can be xavier with the maxed out charisma or jon who is too stupid to know he is making a fool of himself.
having watched her streams she does bumble but its one of those things thats makes Trish Trish

“For Thighs in the kingdom”
 
Has this season been good ? I have not had time to watch it and the time zones are different so it’s not favourable for me.
It's been shockingly good so far. Better then both previous seasons. A major issue with Fishtank in the past is the start of the show is super slow and uninteresting and there is no issue like that now. They completely skipped over that shit and went into the good stuff. The director's camera also looks incredible and makes it so much higher production. Sam also seems like he's actually into roleplaying and isn't stressed and bored out of his mind like in season 2.
 
The coddling of Jon, while extremely painful to watch, could be the wiggers taking note of the issues with season two and trying to adapt. A big problem with season two is that the crew was relentless in targeting Fish and never giving them a break. This resulted in Fish quitting or early elims. While I don’t think the stuff Jon has gone through compares we know he has a hair trigger. The wiggers leveling him up could be a way to calm him back down again.

In words of the lore they’re just refilling the retards mental stamina meter. Not condoning it by any means, but it could be an explanation as to why they are doing it for now. As the end draws closer and there’s less to lose I doubt they’ll care as much.
 
The coddling of Jon, while extremely painful to watch, could be the wiggers taking note of the issues with season two and trying to adapt. A big problem with season two is that the crew was relentless in targeting Fish and never giving them a break. This resulted in Fish quitting or early elims. While I don’t think the stuff Jon has gone through compares we know he has a hair trigger. The wiggers leveling him up could be a way to calm him back down again.

In words of the lore they’re just refilling the retards mental stamina meter. Not condoning it by any means, but it could be an explanation as to why they are doing it for now. As the end draws closer and there’s less to lose I doubt they’ll care as much.
Jon being coddled? Have you listened to TTS at all? Half of them are directed to Jon and nothings off limits.

You had the entire camp coming for him the first two days for the gay meme. If you wanna talk about being coddled, look at Letty and Tayleigh.

Jon's the only one that's been targeted by production. Letty felt like she got slighted last night by losing the match to Xavier and complained about it for 3 hours.
 
Jon being coddled? Have you listened to TTS at all? Half of them are directed to Jon and nothings off limits.

You had the entire camp coming for him the first two days for the gay meme. If you wanna talk about being coddled, look at Letty and Tayleigh.

Jon's the only one that's been targeted by production. Letty felt like she got slighted last night by losing the match to Xavier and complained about it for 3 hours.
Coddling is more of just a way to say Production placates a Fish at any given point in time. At least for me it is. It’s a fundamental part of the show as without it Fish would be harassed with little in return, leading to more quitting. Jon, like every other Fish, has been coddled to some degree, although I would argue moreso due to his hair trigger.

As for TTS and Fish making fun of him I don’t think that can be highlighted as targeting as it’s usually a result of a Fish’s actions the amount of negative TTS they get. If Jon doesn’t want to be called gay or a faggot then he should stop acting like a faggot and being obnoxious. He’s on the same level as the other fish. Targeting is explicitly done by Production towards fish, and I don’t think the targeting Jon has experienced compared to s1 or s2.

I just think Jon has been able to get away with quite a bit that other Fish normally wouldn’t be able to. Stealing shop items, never going down when hit (I don’t think he’s gone down without prompting once) , interrupting roleplay scenarios etc. the cherry on top of the cake is that he’s usually rewarded for these actions rather than punished hence the lvl up. Again, this has the potential for both positive and negative content outcomes.
 
They're pretty awful compared to Season 2. The numbers for this season are pretty low.
I love Fishtank and this idea is cool but haven’t really watched this because it’s just not easy to follow. The audio is bad, I never know what the hell is going on or what the rules or purpose of anything is. I just don’t think this works as well for a 24/7 livestream as a bunch of people sitting in a house. Maybe with a way bigger budget and professional planning. I’ll wait for the edited episodes.
 
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