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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
I'm pretty sure Brian meant that Jimmy needed to take a picture of his dick. That how Jimmy interpreted it as well cause he said "I'm not gonna take a picture of my dick!"
no, that's Jimmy's wit deescalating the situation when confronted with a tard

insert attractive women into most any male dynamics and you'll get amicable vibes turning vicious because low-impulse men in thrall will try to endear themselves to the whaman at the expense of another by trying to put their own mate viability on display via white knighting (Brian) and aggressive agreeing (Scott)
 
Fatty came back as a new character. All cameras are down but one, so Jimmy's going around interviewing everyone.
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Jimmy was offered weed by Fatty, he took a fat toke and almost puked.
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tts: NO BODILY FLUIDS
 
given its the wiggers theres a 1000% chance probably all sorts of wacky shit is occurring between them / NPCs off camera in the living quarters lol

idk whose banging who at this point though
 

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given its the wiggers theres a 1000% chance probably all sorts of wacky shit is occurring between them / NPCs off camera in the living quarters lol

idk whose banging who at this point though
I'm sure it's a den of debauchery and hooliganism for sure. Everyone is staying in this house? That's probably like 20 people I'm sure it's a regular carnival.
Any Fishtank Alums/ Sam adjacent people who haven't shown up yet but think will?
I'm almost certain Frank will at some point, maybe Alex Stein
 
I'm sure it's a den of debauchery and hooliganism for sure. Everyone is staying in this house? That's probably like 20 people I'm sure it's a regular carnival.
Any Fishtank Alums/ Sam adjacent people who haven't shown up yet but think will?
I'm almost certain Frank will at some point, maybe Alex Stein
dumbgay definitely gonna be leaking shit. I saw some people earlier suggesting Trish was getting ploughed by Xavier lmao
 
My Dad works for Million Dollar Extreme and he said that entire house is nothing but a massive orgy day and night. Nothing but suckin' and fuckin' with Sam Hyde right in the middle of it all being the ultra power bottom.
 
Production (Jet) mentioned that they will have a special guest visit tomorrow, the only special guest on the roster according to Jet. He jestingly proclaimed that it would be Aiden Eslyn, the admin of iFunny. Jimmy asked if it would be Abi (The SMASH IT SMASH IT SMASH IT girl) in which Jet negated.

On another turn of events, Jon went out into the woods and is currently sleeping somewhere in the woods.
 
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