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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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Cringestorian X said:
Jon is a vampire now
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His vampire make up :story:
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an alpha male cwishtan vampire?

attractive_pneumonia said:
She has seen the rumor mongering that she was smoking meth and was mocking it. You're in a thread of pure fucking retards who cannot discern sarcasm.
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thanks, im relieved to hear i was a retard and believed some autistic retards rather than that she doenst do meth.
 
Jimmy leveled up. Jet says the reason is because he injured Taylor, sprained her wrist.
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He got a Jimmy Shout with a knockback effect.

It's cute how this teddy bear is always in some weird location.
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The LARP setting was a nice touch this season and I hope Sam does it again in future seasons. Watching these autists try to stay in character never gets old.
 
This is so fucking stupid, it is so god damn cringe. I wish I could be there and play. This shit makes me smile and I enjoy it so much.

I'm enjoying the chat, everyone visit that. Every day, I get up knowing I got something to see, when I get off work, it's still going. This shit heals me.
 
Agares said:
Putting on a ridiculous costume and trying not to break character would be fun, but hard to do while sober.
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Imagine being able to put down your baggage and just be silly, forget all the damage. Adults don't get the opportunity often. I think that's why I enjoy this so much.
 
The Man With No Name said:
He said Taylor, not Tay. Taylor is one of the NPC girls with blonde hair and also a vampire enemy at night.
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Goddamnit, I've been having to correct myself between Tayliegh Tai and Taylor all week. Thanks for the catch.

Fattius trashed the firepit and Jimmy threatened to put out a cigarette on him. Jet defused the situation by firing off a burst of airsoft.
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This is not an new observation at all but the reason why Vance works well as a Fish is he is the nearest thing to a normal person on the show so you get reactions that only a normal person would give. Tay isn't normal, Letty isn't normal, Tai isn't nowma, Jon isn't normal, Jimmy is about as far from normal as you can get. Vance is the straight man and that's a very important role in comedy. You need a normie among freaks.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
This is not an new observation at all but the reason why Vance works well as a Fish is he is the nearest thing to a normal person on the show so you get reactions that only a normal person would give. Tay isn't normal, Letty isn't normal, Tai isn't nowma, Jon isn't normal, Jimmy is about as far from normal as you can get. Vance is the straight man and that's a very important role in comedy. You need a normie among freaks.
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You've cracked the code professor
 
Sicko Hunter said:
This is not an new observation at all but the reason why Vance works well as a Fish is he is the nearest thing to a normal person on the show so you get reactions that only a normal person would give. Tay isn't normal, Letty isn't normal, Tai isn't nowma, Jon isn't normal, Jimmy is about as far from normal as you can get. Vance is the straight man and that's a very important role in comedy. You need a normie among freaks.
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The reason Vance doesn't work (and I'll throw Brian into this category as well) is because he thinks he's better than the other retards on the show. And it might technically be true but it makes him boring as shit to watch.
 
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