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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Mudkipcorn said:
Jon's other foot is now swollen too. He thinks it's from bites but I doubt it. Didn't get a closeup so I can't judge for myself. As you may know, he is always running around barefoot despite his injuries. Now both feet are too enlarged to fit in his shoes. Note that the only footwear he brought to a TV show centered around running through the woods are sandals and cowboy boots. Production says they will buy him athletic shoes but he seems to be against it. When they explain that he'll need socks too, Jon protests. Production says he'll get blisters Jon replies "Says who?!". Apparently Jon doesn't believe in blisters.
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...I need him in those cowboy boots with the goofy shelit he's worn the whole time. I've gotta see it once before they take his feet.
 
ShibuyaRiver said:
This part is astounding me and applies to Jimmy as well. Bruh how are you wearing sandals out in the woods for two weeks? Vance is a blank slate but the man had enough thought to get some GOODYEAR STRONG boots.
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Trish is in the sandals gang too lmao. Shes got those weird strap on sandals lol


Im surprised they didn’t give mama juju an alternate outdoors outfit instead of just dresses. She must be getting bitten to hell by the mosquitos lol
 
All the contestants are just standing around in town waiting for something to do. Jimmy sees the chance to talk about school shootings again and keeps ranting at the camera until Brian mentions how weird it is to be taking the side of school shooters. This man is 30 years old and he's still fantasizing about 'visiting' his old highschool and columbine, what an incel
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"It was basically because they allowed them to get bullied every day and not allow them to fight back at all- HEY.. hey (at camera, snapping) I know about the ketchup tampon incident faggots. You're not innocent angels. They didn't shoot randomly. They were looking for you. (pointing at camera)"
 
Xavier and jimmy just had a fight where they quoted metal gear revengance lines at each other and jet would run through every 30 seconds giving people their cigarettes. It was very autistic and funny it reminds me of old YouTube and puts a smile on my face.

I’m hoping next time jace is involved with fishtank he incorporates parkour if he’s able to.
 
ShibuyaRiver said:
This part is astounding me and applies to Jimmy as well. Bruh how are you wearing sandals out in the woods for two weeks? Vance is a blank slate but the man had enough thought to get some GOODYEAR STRONG boots.
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for jon, yeah it is retarded, but jimmy has the schizo protections. being schizo has many blessing and curses.


Blackstar said:
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Vito the Pedo gets a shout out. (Clipped by @Cringestorian X )
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letty is 15 years too old for vito.
 
The fish were just sent on a Metal Gear Solid style sneaking mission to retrieve a mysterious package for Xavier. I only tuned in part way through, but it seems they were instructed that they must not open the package or inspect the contents.

The actual mission was kino, they had been told that if they went prone they couldn’t be seen, which resulted in a hilarious moment where Jimmy was being shot at before laying fully prone and the attackers acted like he had suddenly disappeared, like enemies in an assassin’s creed game.

Vance secured the pouch and took off running to a triumphant remix of the the Fishtank theme from season one.

When the package was delivered to Xavier it was revealed to contain a lewd anime body pillow cover.

They were rewarded with a lever action rifle, for sniping. As an aside, does anyone know what’s happened to Tai? He doesn’t seem to be part of much of today’s action.
 
flamboyant cuttlefish said:
The fish were just sent on a Metal Gear Solid style sneaking mission to retrieve a mysterious package for Xavier. I only tuned in part way through, but it seems they were instructed that they must not open the package or inspect the contents.

The actual mission was kino, they had been told that if they went prone they couldn’t be seen, which resulted in a hilarious moment where Jimmy was being shot at before laying fully prone and the attackers acted like he had suddenly disappeared, like enemies in an assassin’s creed game.

Vance secured the pouch and took off running to a triumphant remix of the the Fishtank theme from season one.

When the package was delivered to Xavier it was revealed to contain a lewd anime body pillow cover.

They were rewarded with a lever action rifle, for sniping. As an aside, does anyone know what’s happened to Tai? He doesn’t seem to be part of much of today’s action.
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You forgot the first failed attempt when Letty threw something getting her and Vance lit up by full auto airsoft guns.
 
The best part of the mission was when Tayleigh approached the entrace to the base to distract the guards so Vance could escape. One guard (sensei scott) approached and pat her down for weapons, reassuring her that he wasn't going to touch her penis.
 
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