🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
At 1:35pm, it's time for breakfast. Besides the Greg "joke," nothing of note has happened today. They got pancakes, sausage, hash browns and eggs:
breakfast.png
 
Sexavier has returned from the realms beyond. Finally some content potential again. Will the fish be tard wrangled again?
 
The Man With No Name said:
I hope for her sake they wouldn't fly Sylvia in, Fishtank isn't a safe place for a pregnant woman, even season 2.5
Click to expand...
i dont have the post, but on Instagram she previously has said she isnt going to do it because of the pregnancy.

Polska krowa said:
He's terrified of a <100lbs girl. He's only saying that because he's scared she's coming on tonight and wants to create a situation where Jet will back out from bringing her on.
Click to expand...

i think he might just be way more afraid of something happening again. i dont think he is physically afraid she will beat him up, more that she and production will work him up and he will jimmy tard rage at her. and i do honestly think he doesnt like tard raging at women, he does it more as an issue he needs to control.


S.C.U.D. said:
At 1:35pm, it's time for breakfast. Besides the Greg "joke," nothing of note has happened today. They got pancakes, sausage, hash browns and eggs:
View attachment 6161646
Click to expand...

looks like some of those mediocre catered breakfast trays. i really hope they would treat their fish to better breakfast than that. if my grandma can whip up enough pancakes and bacon for the entire family then surly jet can make breakfast for 5 fish.
 
Aidan said:
Jet is not a grandma. What an odd complaint, the fish were happy with the food.
Click to expand...
of course the fish were happy, they are zoomers who eat a constant diet of slop. but im sure they would appreciate better quality food. im just complaining cause id like the production to not be lazy but to also take better care of the fish this season.

plus, i wont pass up an opportunity to bash jet.
 
GZX_ULTRA said:
This brings up a very interesting conversation for this thread: whose got what on their banned TTS lists / do not mention lists ?

Brian: anything CK related ?
Trish: Turtle neck savage (her ex/ex husband) ?

Anyone else think of anything for any other fish
Click to expand...
I remember last season their NOGO TTS list was flashed in the basement. I wonder if anyone can find that photo still.
 
Xavier is taking calls again, someone calls him asking how to get their friend Josh to like anime.
 
no-exit said:
Nifty sighting in the wild? This isn't from any of the wiggers, from someone who claimed to be her 2nd cousin.
archiving sites momentarily
https://x.com/thealpags/status/1809644188616520124
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/v5Euz
https://nitter.poast.org/thealpags/status/1809644188616520124#m
View attachment 6161733
Click to expand...

i hope whomever was taking that pic was up wind of her.

S.C.U.D. said:
Xavier is taking calls again, someone calls him asking how to get their friend Josh to like anime.
View attachment 6161752
Click to expand...
here before this gets shown on mati.

so which one of you faggots voiced doxed yourself to camera and phone doxed yourself to xavier? come, admit it.
 
Glad Xavier is back, I'd be so pissed if Tayliegh being a easily gaslit idiot ruined the best part of the season. But I can see the downward spiral for this series. It always starts when people start to leave. I actually do think that there's a chance to recover if the wiggers step back for a moment and analyse what people like and dislike about this season so far. No more forced relationship BS. Creature is clearly wary around Jimmy so trying to force something there is going to end badly. It only worked with TJ because Taylor actually liked TJ. After two and half fuckin seasons, learn to just let the Fish be for a bit, Jet.
 
curbside2 said:
As a “joke” production accused Greg of being a pedophile. This made Greg physically break down and cry. Fishtank viewers became so upset that Jet personally apologized and posed for a photo.

View attachment 6161616
Click to expand...
Jet needed to be told by his audience that accusing one of this contestants of pedophilia was too far? Are you fucking kidding me?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom