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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
why did they even bring back this dumb spic for 2.5? it's not like he has tons of fans. nor was he ever big on making content, so why waste your time and money on him?

you might argue they wanted him specifically for the fishtoy which kicked him off the show, but the cost of that was less than the cost of having him on the show.
I thought it was hilarious that they brought him back. It was a meta joke. Obviously Mauro has no fans and is boring so no one was keen to see him back. But they did and made it seem like it was a big deal. They never really did anything with it/he never did anything interesting until Greg kicked him off, but the idea itself was very funny to me.
 
I thought it was hilarious that they brought him back. It was a meta joke. Obviously Mauro has no fans and is boring so no one was keen to see him back. But they did and made it seem like it was a big deal. They never really did anything with it/he never did anything interesting until Greg kicked him off, but the idea itself was very funny to me.
okay, as a meta joke that is kind of funny i guess. though i think people claiming to be niffty niggers is funnier.
 
Not to burst anyone's bubble, but I think that the crying in the hallway was her practicing the fake ending
This is possible, however, I will add that Haley has since changed her profile picture from her and her husband to just her dog. Still not dispositive of the matter since she may just be (poorly) trying to hide from weirdo Hyde fans.
 
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Richard is still a freeloader I'll be thinking about for a while. The genuine speculation is if were actually Q from the /bant/ threads or some random guy. I felt like he was a little too "tapped in" to be a random person off the street, but he kept pushing against production and the show itself as if he was a random observer that environment. Regardless all the girls trying their best to hassle him, the fact that he rolled with the punches, and being openly handsy with the girls (trying to crush ratto's head, locking up Shadi, pushing Kato) in most situations made his hours in the tank stand out for me. We need more people who maybe won't openly care what the general reception of themselves will be on and off the Tank.
 
Richard is still a freeloader I'll be thinking about for a while. The genuine speculation is if were actually Q from the /bant/ threads or some random guy.
I cannot see how anyone could consider this. For one, bringing him on would send Tay into a conniption and burn that bridge. She would almost certainly post about it. I don't think they have serious plans to keep using Tay but that doesn't mean they would just give up on her. And what would be gained from that? It isn't inherently funny and even if it were, it's a bit that essentially only Tay will get. It would go over the Bitches' heads and the audience as well. All just to upset Tay who wasn't even present.

I did hear that people say he looks like Qn but I haven't seen the photos. Even if many /bant/ards knew what he looks like and would get the bit immediately, that is a tiny bit of the audience. And it isn't very funny. I'm not even sure if it's funny at all. If it were a bit, they did nothing to play off of it. No insinuations that he is a stalker or just generally a creep.

As for his behavior and pushing the envelope, I think that can easily be explained by him realizing what kind of show he was on (even if he had never heard of it prior) and figuring that he could get away with that kind of behavior. He has just been fucked with himself so in a way he takes it out on others.

I think it is plausible that he was a plant, someone familiar with the show, and only faked his outrage at the modeling gag. But I lean toward him being a genuine Craigslist random.

Also, Tay was confident that Qnanon is 28. In my eyes, Richard looks quite a bit younger.

Production can be sadistic and bad judges of what is funny (while being comedy geniuses at other times) but I really don't think they would do this.
 
I cannot see how anyone could consider this.

For clarification. I personally don't. The only reason I had ever mentioned it because I love lurking the /ftl/ threads and that was a element they were especially keen to talk about, even as of last night. I'm not familiar with /bant/ or the particular culture they've cultivated over there (it's Betty territory so HARD PASS FOR ME BRO), I just like laughing at the /ftl/ posts and move on with my day, but I already thought it was pretty stupid that they brought on two superfans, so bringing on a known /bant/ user in itself a next level of pathetic.

Though I love the idea of just a Craiglist model just coming in and telling Ben that this environment is piss poor for a photoshoot.




Stand out moments for me as well.




 
why did they even bring back this dumb spic for 2.5? it's not like he has tons of fans. nor was he ever big on making content, so why waste your time and money on him?

you might argue they wanted him specifically for the fishtoy which kicked him off the show, but the cost of that was less than the cost of having him on the show.
I might be wrong but it always seemed to me like Jet was one of Mauro's biggest supporters, I think he just liked him and found him to be a chill dude. It makes Mauro seem all the more ungrateful to me, though it's not like I know what happened behind the scenes.
 
Probably just autism, but I saw a quote yesterday that I felt perfectly described my main issue with Fishtank, and how the rigging, gaslighting the audience, and last minute changes on a whim, ultimately detract from the experience as a viewer and cause burnout:


“There is a distinct difference between "suspense" and "surprise," and yet many pictures continually confuse the two. I'll explain what I mean.

We are now having a very innocent little chat. Let's suppose that there is a bomb underneath this table between us. Nothing happens, and then all of a sudden, "Boom!" There is an explosion. The public is surprised, but prior to this surprise, it has seen an absolutely ordinary scene, of no special consequence. Now, let us take a suspense situation. The bomb is underneath the table and the public knows it, probably because they have seen the anarchist place it there. The public is aware the bomb is going to explode at one o'clock and there is a clock in the decor. The public can see that it is a quarter to one. In these conditions, the same innocuous conversation becomes fascinating because the public is participating in the scene. The audience is longing to warn the characters on the screen: "You shouldn't be talking about such trivial matters. There is a bomb beneath you and it is about to explode!"

In the first case we have given the public fifteen seconds of surprise at the moment of the explosion. In the second we have provided them with fifteen minutes of suspense. The conclusion is that whenever possible the public must be informed.”
― Alfred Hitchcock
 
The arguments in favor of it being Q are that it sounded like him, the safety vest was too new and he was too clean, he's been to the area before and lives nearby and they seemed to be nabbing any homeless guy who didn't run away.

I can't imagine them contacting Q and bringing him in but I can imagine them whisking up a too-good-to-be-true friendly homeless guy from a store near the set.


Different topic: Juliana, Shadi, Soda Man, and Duany'ay are apparently all congregated at Jimmy's today based on tweets and IG. I didn't think his home was that big.
 
Tayleigh’s ex that supposedly beat her, Clayton, was arrested for drunk driving.
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She really knows how to pick them.
 
If he's going to do another character for S3 should be something he's thought hard enough about to give it flaws so that people can actually deal with him like a person and not a marble statue.
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I choose to believe this is real and based off of my comment...

Probably the funniest thing, if he has to still appear to the contestants as the host of the show, and assuming the fish are not in on the joke, is that he would be a craigslist actor Jet hired for the role? Like Jet and everyone knew each other before the show and he's just some guy they found, and when he clocks out for the day he goes to his industrial loft in South End to walk his chihuahua and fuck his boyfriend. And he finds all the fucked up things that happen on the show really appalling but he's paying a fortune for acting school so he can't stop.

That way he's not showing up as something hard to believe like Officer Maggot or idk. A fireman or a ninja or some shit.
 
Sam's character should be tied to the season's theme, so if we decided his character we'd end up deciding the theme too. If we ignored that part though, I think it'd be funny to bring The Duke back and pretend the season is a prequel to Bloodgames. They'd have an 'in lore' reason why Sam can only show up late in the day (they try to make activities happen around 3pm or later) and contestants could purchase/earn things with fishbucks to make them immune to same fuckery, like a holy cross to hang on their doorknob. Xavier could come back too but he might want a break from that character
 
anyone else find it hilarious that haley posts filtered pics on instagram when we all already know what she looks like?
also, why is her nose so red? looking like rackets with that red nose.
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Sam's character should be tied to the season's theme, so if we decided his character we'd end up deciding the theme too. If we ignored that part though, I think it'd be funny to bring The Duke back and pretend the season is a prequel to Bloodgames. They'd have an 'in lore' reason why Sam can only show up late in the day (they try to make activities happen around 3pm or later) and contestants could purchase/earn things with fishbucks to make them immune to same fuckery, like a holy cross to hang on their doorknob. Xavier could come back too but he might want a break from that character
I think it is time to let Sam go off on his Joe Rogan lovequest and leave it to Jan to host season 3.
 
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