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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
BingBongDingDong said:
You've watched fish tank and have seen what happens to most contestants during and post-show. If being a lite-lolcow appeals to you with the prospect of a struggling streamer career sign on up.
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Even if you're just in for the money, you must ensure you win first place at all costs. You can't afford to be a runner-up or simply win challenges lest you end up like Shinji. The good news is that the META is easy as all you have to do is to be boring and avoid unnecessary confrontation and drama. It works for TJ and Josie.
 
I said it before I'll say it again (very briefly). If you go on the show the worst things about you will come out into the public. You could use a fake name, you could lie about your socials, you could pretend you're from canada, but eventually someone is going to TTS your real name, where you work, and some snide joke about the names of your relatives/ex. The majority of people who watch fishtank are the type to doxx a contestant just because they sneezed too close to WaifuOfTheSeason. Even if you don't give a reaction to something you don't like being TTS'd, the chances of production fucking up and giving away something about you is about 45% or more, like when they leaked the 'blocked TTS message' sheet. By the end of the week 5 you're more likely than not going to be shaved bald and throwing up hotdogs as you do jumping jacks, but if that doesn't stop you then good luck. If you've got NOTHING better to do then I guess it could be fun. Don't shout us out too soon or they might throw you off the show, gotta wait a few weeks, then eat a kiwi without peeling the fuzz off or something stupid like that.
 
Meowstery said:
I said it before I'll say it again (very briefly). If you go on the show the worst things about you will come out into the public. You could use a fake name, you could lie about your socials, you could pretend you're from canada, but eventually someone is going to TTS your real name, where you work, and some snide joke about the names of your relatives/ex. The majority of people who watch fishtank are the type to doxx a contestant just because they sneezed too close to WaifuOfTheSeason. Even if you don't give a reaction to something you don't like being TTS'd, the chances of production fucking up and giving away something about you is about 45% or more, like when they leaked the 'blocked TTS message' sheet. By the end of the week 5 you're more likely than not going to be shaved bald and throwing up hotdogs as you do jumping jacks, but if that doesn't stop you then good luck. If you've got NOTHING better to do then I guess it could be fun. Don't shout us out too soon or they might throw you off the show, gotta wait a few weeks, then eat a kiwi without peeling the fuzz off or something stupid like that.
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I don't think it's the majority of the audience.
But people from every major site that could dox you are in it, including this one.
 
Dick Cheney Respecter said:
Even if you're just in for the money, you must ensure you win first place at all costs. You can't afford to be a runner-up or simply win challenges lest you end up like Shinji. The good news is that the META is easy as all you have to do is to be boring and avoid unnecessary confrontation and drama. It works for TJ and Josie.
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It felt like Jet had almost internalized the problem with that during Bitchtank because he was riding Abi and starting to ride Claire for being nontent until Claire activated.

The problem is, just like the ad described, the winner is based on whatever flighty measurement Jet uses to determine popularity, which in actual fact translates to whose fans have money and runs in direct conflict with loftier goals, like ensuring that there is a show entertaining enough for idiots to throw money at it through all 42 days at the cost of retaining fish that are driving the show but aren't "endorsed."

Imagine to yourself if they took a measure of everyone's popularity during the two days after Jon left, saw Letty tanking and punted her. I think only very good luck stopped that from happening as Jet was already starting to pile on making her the camp chief and stuff.
 
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Jobama said:
The main problem for anyone who regularly posts ITT is that people would quickly notice that your account isn’t active and wonder if you got on the show. I remember during Bitchtank some guy in the Fishtank chat thought I possibly could have been on the show because I didn’t post for a day or two.
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that is something i thought about during 2 when i briefly mulled the idea of what i would do if i were on the show. my plan would be to stop posting 2 months or so before the show starts. anyone who knows my account knows that i take extended breaks from KF all the time, so that wouldnt be out of character. iw ould also lock down any account i have outside of KF which uses my real name. i would then be very very careful on the show to never mention anything KF adjacent and also try to make sure my speech patterns dont match my kf posts.

ultimately i decided that the easier thing to do is to just never go on fishtank.
 
Jobama said:
The main problem for anyone who regularly posts ITT is that people would quickly notice that your account isn’t active and wonder if you got on the show. I remember during Bitchtank some guy in the Fishtank chat thought I possibly could have been on the show because I didn’t post for a day or two.
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Not alway. @Logic stopped posting before S2.5, despite being a frequent S2 poster, and being in sheedchat. We're friends, and I know he wasn't on the show.
 
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
that is something i thought about during 2 when i briefly mulled the idea of what i would do if i were on the show. my plan would be to stop posting 2 months or so before the show starts. anyone who knows my account knows that i take extended breaks from KF all the time, so that wouldnt be out of character. iw ould also lock down any account i have outside of KF which uses my real name. i would then be very very careful on the show to never mention anything KF adjacent and also try to make sure my speech patterns dont match my kf posts.

ultimately i decided that the easier thing to do is to just never go on fishtank.
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The real play would be to quit posting during a fishtank season to convince people you were on the show. That will people would try to tie your posts unto someone on the show.
anliteralidiot said:
Not alway. @Logic stopped posting before S2.5, despite being a frequent S2 poster, and being in sheedchat. We're friends, and I know he wasn't on the show.
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To be fair, that was a season with a returning cast so of course no one would think they were on.
 
Any updates on the rat, that one bitch that admitted to reading Kiwifarms and they dressed up like Mr.bean
Jobama said:
the kid then proceeded to pull his pants and underwear down and started dancing around
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That kids going to be famous one day. Underage trolling like that, is hilarious. It really pisses people off so hard. Jet must be sperging
Punitive Castration said:
like Jet had almost internalized the problem
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It's easy to be proactive when it's a couple people and the first week. Jet allowed the show to become boring extremely quickly.
 
The season 3 cast apparently leaked on /tv/.
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Need it or keep it?
 
Tsunade-sama said:
This one was posted on /tv/ today as a supposed leak but it looks fake compared to the one Jobama posted.

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Yeah I saw that. Apparently, those are the profile pictures of people who responded to the casting agency on instagram. People are also saying that this was the original cast that dropped out but that’s also speculation. People on /tv/ have already found the top middle chick’s instagram. She’s just a clone of Taylor.
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I’d say my leak is much more likely it be real.
 
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Jobama said:
Yeah I saw that. Apparently, those are the profile pictures of people who responded to the casting agency on instagram. People are also saying that this was the original cast that dropped out but that’s also speculation. People on /tv/ have already found the top middle chick’s instagram. She’s just a clone of Taylor.
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I’d say my leak is much more likely it be real.
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>Septum piercing
Jet sure does keep trying to get the girls with the biggest red flags
 
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