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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
There's no way these people don't know anything about Fishtank with every community that follows the show publicly commenting on them before it even starts.
This is going to be all people that know the bit again.
They should go back to Homeless Tank.
 
The Man With No Name said:
100% chance that image is fake and none of these people are involved in the show at all, over a month out from the start date
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The problem with these fakes is that they all use the blue background from the S2 profile images. There's no reason why they would use the same one. You also have the remember that the S2 cast only got leaked 2-3 before S2 started.
 
Jobama said:
The problem with these fakes is that they all use the blue background from the S2 profile images. There's no reason why they would use the same one. You also have the remember that the S2 cast only got leaked 2-3 before S2 started.
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It's easier for me to believe that Wiggers Inc half assed the casting process and let it all leak than it is that this is all a top secret plan to gaslight the 5% of the audience that meta games.
 
NylonPython said:
It's easier for me to believe that Wiggers Inc half assed the casting process and let it all leak than it is that this is all a top secret plan to gaslight the 5% of the audience that meta games.
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I don’t think it was some sort of gaslight. It was probably just some guy who wanted to troll like the guy who made the fake cast a couple of months ago.
 
There won't be a final cast until less than a week before it starts. They probably only just started looking for people when that ad was posted. The wiggers are great with deadlines.
 
Love my Ukrainian princess.
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Jon's stream is up on Fishtank.live. He has two "boys" trying out to be one of the 40 Boys. As I type this, Jon is trying to get one of them to use some of his snuff. For Jon fans it'll probably be good but nothing has really happened so far.
 
Jobama said:
I know you'll be happy because Josie just showed up. Jon did what Jet could never accomplish.
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Based on what Josie indicated before this, she didn't know it would be what it is. She seemed to think it'd be hanging out and maybe streaming, and told her viewers to prepare for no Josie for awhile. That is to say, they might have gotten her on by misleading her. She seemed to have fun in the clip though so hopefully it's a good time for everyone. I'm not going to suffer through it just because she's there, however.
 
I don't like the idea of broadcasting tryouts. I want to see 10 retards thrown into something they have no idea about and don't understand what they're getting into, they just want the money badly. That's unrealistic at this point because any contestant can easily google 'fishtank' and get a thousand videos, but I'd like if every contestant wasn't given a direct whiff of what was about to go down inside those hellish walls. The 'tryouts' should be asking them to do a few weird tasks to prod at what they don't like, recording it, then releasing it as a teaser a few weeks out from show start.
 
For terminal nerds who want to archive Jon's streams on Fishtank with yt-dlp, you can add this to your bashrc or use it a base for something nicer.
Bash: 
function jontent_download() {
    yt-dlp -o "$(TZ=America/Los_Angeles date +"%Y%m%d_%H%M")_brotank.mp4" "$(curl 'https://api.fishtank.live/v1/live-streams' | jq '.[][] | select(.name == "jon")'.playbackInfo.meta.source[0].url | cut -d '"' -f 2)"
    }

You can replace "jon" with other site streamer names listed below and it may work for them too if they're live.
"josie"
"sylvia"
"jon"
"vance"
"ben"
"tayleigh"
"chip"
"Jacob"
"The_Human_Moment"
"haley"
"PimponaBlimp99"
"duany'ay"
"abi"
"shadi"
"o $cott world"
"jet"
"jimmy"
"oddbod"
"XavierRavenblood"
"ghostykato"
"kaleicats"
"claire"
"damiel"
"fish"
"scott"
"greg"
"tj"
"JC"
"airsoftfatty"
 
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The JonTank has been very awkward so far. Initially very bad framerate that recovered, seems bad again now, so that will probably be an on-and-off issue. Josie is there doing something close to her Season 2 work and is a kind of production assistant to Jon being an ill-fitting host.

Josie Shows Up


Photo Op
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Some bespoke Fishtoys are in play, one of them is this:

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It seems they are going to be stuck in this room. Two potential new boys for Jons 40 boys cult. So far a lot of tech problems and an awkward atmosphere permeates the endeavor.
 
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The Man With No Name said:
100% chance that image is fake and none of these people are involved in the show at all, over a month out from the start date
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It's definitely fake, I found a few of the peoples socials and they're just random ass normies, unless that's who they're specifically casting I guess, pretty sure number 3 is European though

Number 4 vaguely looks like a fucked up version of one of the season 2 freeloaders, I can't remember her name
 
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