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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Steinercard said:
Why does Creature feel this pathological need to broadcast and advertise how much of a gross whore she is? Is she trying to compete with Betty?
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There is at least a 50/50 chance that every woman who appears on Fishtank has some kind of mental issue and desire to farm for attention. This is the law.
 
Steinercard said:
Why does Creature feel this pathological need to broadcast and advertise how much of a gross whore she is? Is she trying to compete with Betty?
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Different sort of gross and weird.
Creature is just a crusty zoomer whos brain is fried on xanax and the cheapest weed possible.
Betty is just kinda gross pick me who surrounds herself with sims.
 
Speaking of Betty, she is currently dating a guy that she met at Sam's comedy show. Turns out there is a guy who's willing to actually date her IRL lmao.
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Dick Cheney Respecter said:
Speaking of Betty, she is currently dating a guy that she met at Sam's comedy show. Turns out there is a guy who's willing to actually date her IRL lmao.
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That's like the 6th relationship to come out of Fishtank:
  • Sylvia and the Sex with Sylvia 4chan poster, who has succeeded in his goal and she'll be giving birth soon
  • Jimmy and his now-ex big titty goth gf who was apparently crazy and wanted to move in with him really fast
  • Summer and that guy who looks like he'd be her brother
  • Tay and that guy in Kentucky who used the name of "Cock Buddy" when sending her TTS
  • Taylor and TJ................................... yeah.................................
  • And now this
 
Blackstar said:
That's like the 6th relationship to come out of Fishtank:
  • Sylvia and the Sex with Sylvia 4chan poster, who has succeeded in his goal and she'll be giving birth soon
  • Jimmy and his now-ex big titty goth gf who was apparently crazy and wanted to move in with him really fast
  • Summer and that guy who looks like he'd be her brother
  • Tay and that guy in Kentucky who used the name of "Cock Buddy" when sending her TTS
  • Taylor and TJ................................... yeah.................................
  • And now this
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Taxcin and Letty also, lol.
 
Blackstar said:
That's like the 6th relationship to come out of Fishtank:
  • Sylvia and the Sex with Sylvia 4chan poster, who has succeeded in his goal and she'll be giving birth soon
  • Jimmy and his now-ex big titty goth gf who was apparently crazy and wanted to move in with him really fast
  • Summer and that guy who looks like he'd be her brother
  • Tay and that guy in Kentucky who used the name of "Cock Buddy" when sending her TTS
  • Taylor and TJ................................... yeah.................................
  • And now this
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Fishtank is an amazing place to meet boys.
 
The site (https://kovocapital.com/) is scammy, too. I'd expect an Indian to reach out if I gave them any info.
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The phone number listed is also associated with Fund My Biz LLC (BBB Link | Archive) with an address in Nevada. The Fund My Biz LLC site is down but Fund My Biz Inc (BBB Link | Archive), incorporated in New York in 2022, has a similar website that's up (Link | Archive) and one BBB review that isn't surprising.
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The privacy policy may indicate they're related. (Link | Archive)
This Privacy Policy ("Policy") applies to data collected by Fund My Biz Capital, Inc. and Fund My Biz Capital, LLC, which provide business funding products and related services under the Fund My Biz brand (collectively with their respective subsidiaries and affiliates, "Fund My Biz," "Us," "Our" or "We"), a provider of business funding products and related services (collectively "Services").
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John DiCanio is tied to Fund My Biz Inc. on BBB and also on Linkedin. His Linkedin profile has a link to Direct Merchant Funding which seems to be the exact same thing. It's all over the place with eligible amounts. https://3ng.1de.myftpupload.com/pre-qualify/
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From Kovo Capital's website.
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From Direct Merchant Funding's website.
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Direct Merchant Funding has various numbers listed for potential customers.
888-415-5655 (I wrote it down and can't find which page it's on)
(934) FUNDERS (https://directmerchantfunding.com/)
(877) – FUNDING (https://directmerchantfunding.com/sba-loans-2/)
(844) 511-FUND (https://directmerchantfunding.com/why-sba-loans/)

The website was made by SD Creation, an Indian web company.
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John DiCanio seems to have been involved in securities fraud 20 years ago if U.S. v. DiCanio is referring to the same guy. It was in the search results when I looked up his name and lines up with businesses like this. I've printed the site as PDF with some elements removed to avoid covering up the text, so it's here for reference. It's not all that important.
 

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I'm satisfied with Episode 1. I think the pacing was good, and there were some cool cuts that built suspense for the rest of the season. I'm glad they finally listened and had a little narrative at the beginning to frame the concept of the show. Was happy to see AB listed in the credits as a writer as well. I'm excited for episode 2 now.
 
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