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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Semen_Recycler said:
Weren't they touting "improved sound quality" for this season? Burt, Luke, fat Duanyay, gay skater guy, blond whore, and the model chick are currently hanging out in the "yard", and the echo is so bad I can barely understand a fucking word they're saying.
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This is the wiggers we're talking about. The sound quality has never, and will never, improve.
 
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It appears they're being swatted? There are 3 cops at the door, with the fish refusing to let them in, telling them they can't open the door, don't have phones, are filming a reality TV show, production nowhere to be found.
 
Sneed is trying to lecture Alex on the wrongs of saying the n word while Alex is having an ADHD attack (he admitted to having it and being unmedicated) so Sneed shut him up by just covering his mouth :story:
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Wax said:
This shit is why I will never paypig for fishtank. King Retard Jet Neptune freaks out and jumps the gun instead of taking time to think about how to handle a situation. They struck gold with the cast this season and this fucking moron once again shot himself in the foot.

All they had to do was gather everyone together, ask why they are talking about a supposed audience and accuse someone of posting things online with a snuck in phone. That would stop any rumors of it being live while also causing the contestants to not trust each other.
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I do agree with the second paragraph. However, while I do like to shit on Jet, let's be fair, it could've well been a decision that only Sam made during the "heat" of the moment. Not him following Jet's orders.
 
Someone allegedly messaged Alex's thicc latina BBW wife who he just married a week ago and she's gonna divorce him now
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Alex just got pulled into basement, might be being told his wife is leaving him if that's real.
The OGs think alex got pulled down because he has a active warrant, because the cops came or something
La'ron tells the girls that Alex tried to kiss his feet
Burt snaps at Alex for apologizing too much and tells him to stop, to which Alex apologizes again and kneels in front of Burt, just like he did to La'ron, Burt again says to stop apologizing as it loses its value every time, and Alex apologizes 5 more times over the next 3 minutes.
The OGs have had their 10th gossip meeting, no point in doing notes other than Alexis really wants Luke out, and these retards seem to think they can just pick who they want to leave whenever they want and can just easily plot their course to the final 3, sure that will work out great for them, they seem to hate smack and im not sure why, she seems like she would be a good ally for them
 
You'd think that going on a TV show for six weeks one week after getting married would be reason enough for divorce.
 
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